Uncle Malby was super sick. Like sick in the "getting out of something he only realized was a date after he'd already agreed to it" way being super sick. So like, too bad for whatever lady had the bad taste to be into her uncle, but congratulations to America for getting a free couples ticket to the big Valentine's event. If she'd been that lady she'd have just pulled some hot guy off the street for a nice time instead of giving up and giving away her ticket entirely.

Maybe she thought she was scoring brownie points with Malby's niece? Which, whatever. America would be doing her a life long favor in making sure the two never hooked up.

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"So here we are Glossies! Destiny City's Crystal Hearts Valentine's Day! Take a look at this venue because the place it ready, set, go! For confessions, dates, and proposals!" The video scans the area once before the clip jumps to inside, and a montage of America posing and twirling and doing Her Most in the Crystal Garden ensues. The footage was interspersed with shots of various musicians throughout the venue, many of which showcased a flirty-looking saxophone guy.


"You look really pretty next tot he pink roses." Kody, aka: The Winter Boyfriend, had a steady hand with her phone while recording which was really one of his ++ points in her books.

"I know, right?!" America gasped, like she'd just found a fellow fan of the same idol. Tilting her head, she asked, "Is there a rainbow prism on my face like this...?"

"It's on your forehead."

She shifted her head, "Okay not its on your cheek."

"Perfect! Let's hit the selfie spots next"

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"Here's part 2 of our Valentine's Day adventure! There's just so much to see today!" America's shown walking toward the Gallery, gesturing affectionately at her cameraman, "Don't worry if you don't have a helpful date to take pics for you, this place is crawling with cute photographers to make sure everyone knows how hot you are on Valentine's Day!"

Jumping to the gallery, she stands in front of three large canvasses depicting Destiny City in different seasons and mediums. "Oh wow! Like, I think my favourite is the spring one? I haven't seen the city in spring, and I'm really looking forward to it."

Moving on to large photos of places around the city, she turned and beamed at the camera, "I recognize some of these places! They look a lot prettier in photos by someone with an eye for it, gotta say. Some people are like, 'Oh yeah anybody can take photos these days,' but like? Not everyone knows how to look at things and see the most interesting parts! Photographers totally teach our eyes how to see more and better, right?"

"This is totally Starfest," America sighed over the next series. "I can't wait for this years. The painting is like, looser?"

"Impressionistic," her cameradate's voice piped up helpfully.

"Yeah! And somehow that makes me feel more there and in that moment."

Three floral pieces in different mediums are next, "Oh, I like her vibes. Don't you think the artist must be a little tender-hearted, but also kinda tough? And accepting! Gonna admire a carrot just as much as a rose!"



"If I was a carrot, I would be just as beautiful as a rose." America stated with total confidence.

"You'd be beautiful even if you were a potato," Winter Boyfriend assured her.

She thought about this for a moment before nodded, completely serious. "I gotta be a hottie no matter the body." That would probably make a good pin, wouldn't it? She leaned in close to look at the previous footage and then gave her cameraman a small peck on the cheek.

Can't forget positive reinforcement afterall.

"Okay, let's go eat so much ******** cake! I'm gonna turn into some fat animal meme right before your eyes."

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The video opens with a delicate foam heart floating on a latte, panning up to America's bright white teeth snapping a little bite out of tidy heart-shaped cookie with red icing. "That's right, Glossies! We're at my favourite part of an event, the food! So hold on tight, cause we're going mukbang on this place!"

The video jumps to her rolling her eyes and swaying slightly, "Oh my god, they put raspberries in the brownies! I'm gonna die and you're gonna have to bury me with a casket full of these."

Cut to a hand reaching out from behind the camera to wipe a smear of cherry syrup off America's cheek. "I can't help it! I see a good-looking ice cream sundae and I just wanna dive-in, face-first, and Scrooge McDuck swim around!" Patting her cheek to check for any lingering stickiness she added, "Plus this place is decorated cute as heck. We're definitely going to the actual place on our next date."

"Even if it's snowing?"

"Especially if it's snowing!"

And then, America is holding two extremely beautiful desserts, one in each hand and slightly quivering. Her eyes are watery with tears as she gazes at the camera. "I want them both," she complains, a sad warble in her voice.

"You can have them both," the voice behind the camera laughs.

"But if I eat them, they'll be gone..."

More laughter.



In the end she ate them both, but did generously allow her date to have a couple bites. They took a lot of selfies, a couple that went to her insta, but most of which were just for her. Kody looked really cute next to her, they had a sense of matchi-ness, not like some gross sibling thing but like how pets and owners start looking like one another? It was nice to look through pics of them together.

Like, maybe winter could last a bit longer this year, y'know?

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The camera shows her waving a tragic goodbye to the buffet and peppy hello! at the vendor booths. "Alright guys, this is the final part and it's time to go shopping!"

What follows is series of tables and booths, featuring local artisan's and their wares. She bought herself a simple necklace and a matching one in a different color for Mimsy from one particularly sweet lady. before they left the venue entirely for a wrap up, though, America froze in a sudden stop.

"What...what is that?"

Cut to America holding hands at a cute little table with a massive and angry pro-wrestler. "So this like, tells us if we should get married? You're like, a little old, but I'll allow it!"

"DON DIABLOS IS MARRIED TO HELL."

"Well, I've been called worse."

The coimpatiblity ready gave a cute little chime and the digital display read: 64.

"Hmmm...doesn't lok like marriage numbers to me, so you'll just have to settle for me being a fan!" America shot the man with a winky face and fingerguns.

"FINE!"



"Uh...maybe we should try it too?" Kody asked.

"No, my love math is way more accurate than thing."

"So what does your love math say?"

"That you're acute angle!" And then he, too, was shot with a winkyface and fingerguns.

"What does that even mean?"

"It means we're going to get ice cream at Scoops tomorrow!"