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Chara wasn't doing much at all tonight. In fact, he was being a good little soldier and just doing his weekly quota of bugging people. This time, he happened to be doing it while eating a still warm cinnabon roll with a fork as he kinda just ambling about some park. Where was he? Hells if he knew. But it sure was a quiet night. Good. That meant he could eat his roll in peace.

Strangely enough, it was the sound of some loud mouth b*****d that got him before he felt the blip of someone powered. In an instant he had teleported nearby, fork still in mouth as he observed them curiously.

Wait... Wasn't that that one ********> Chara kinda recognized him. And watching him fall flat on his a** re-enforced the idea that it WAS that dumbass kid he saw earlier.

It was kinda funny though, to see someone act so suspiciously innocent. How strange, thinking people actually liked being powered up.

"Oi! You ******** up that landing, didn't you!" He shouted at Gault from where he was, up in a tree hanging over the sidewalk nearby. "What the hells are you doing running around like that anyway?"

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Seeing the lil Senshi fall over again had Chara absolutely CACKLING, near choking on his cinnamon roll. How cute, and stupid, and kinda pathetic! It made this boring night much much better.

"Oh geesh, no need to get uppity, kid! I was just watching, minding my own business. You know this is a public park, right? You don't own it, so I can do what I want." Watching him approach didn't make Chara budge at all from his perch up in the tree, though the branch wasn't exactly super high. Should Gault approach, he'd be in range to being kicked in the head from Chara if he wanted to.

Not that he was going to right away.

"If there's nothing to do around here, why not go somewhere else? Aren't you Whitemooners supposed to be protecting the good and innocent from the baddies like me or some s**t?"

"Well yeah, I did. But like, you are the one going 'it's boring', blah blah blah." Despite his tone, Chara didn't seem annoyed at all, Just amused. And the amusement only grew as the kid seemed almost whiny with all the things he had seen.

"Wow," Chara game a slight clap, wrists smacking together as his hands were otherwise occupied. It was clear he was being super sarcastic. "Look at you, surviving all of that! Though if you're going to keep bitching about it, you're just going to end up a skid mark on the pavement one day. Not everyone is as super nice and patient as I am. But you know that, don't you?"

Another bite of the cinnamon roll was taken, almost tauntingly so, and he swung his feet, as saying how GOOD it was.

"I'm eating it because I bought it. It's Senshi 101, always bring snacks with you. And.... Why the ******** would I share with you? You've got legs for now so go walk your a** over to the Cinnabon and get it yourself." There was a pause, and then a big s**t-eating grin.

"Unless you want to bargin for it. I got a whole second one, and I'll give that to you IF you got something interesting to show me."

"Why would I beat up a weak little thing like you? You're literally harmless, like a lil' caterpillar on the side walk. Besides, half of our mission is to like, recruit people like you so It's stupid as ******** for those other bastards to attack you. Don't they realize you could be someone worthy of having on our side at some point? Nah, I don't attack babies first time I meet them. Unless they attack me first, then I break every bone in their body. Let them suffer, watch them get dragged away to a hospital, and after they power down and let themselves be treated, surrounded by their loved ones, I'll rip the starseed right from their chest." Had he ever done that before? Hell no. But it was funny to watch Gault's reactions to it, especially when he said rip in the same moment he tore a bite into the cinnamon roll.

"Wait, wait, you DO have a pocket. Space pocket. Use your like, little weird a** phone thing. The Guidebook says ya'll have one. Or are you one of those sad lil senshi who was awakened then thrown out on their a** and not given any information? Damn, ain't that ******** up? Now that's a reason to hate the White Mooners." Half of his cinnamon roll was gone now, and he only took another bite right infront of Gault. For emphasis of course.


"You got an imagination, don't you? Come on, tell me a fun fact, show me something interesting. And stop pouting, you look like a whiny little a*****e like that."

Oh ********... This kid didn't know anything. For a brief moment Chara seemed concerned, only to withdraw it as he hesitated.

"Why the ******** you calling me mean? I'm not taunting you or anything, It's a trade. You know what that means, right? Give me something, for a lil something." Out of his space pocket he pulled the still warm second roll, and gave it a wave in front of Gault's face. "You got a brain, come on, use it."

At first Chara had no idea what he was babbling on about. And then the first chuckle started. "Hehe..."

What could he say, he loved stupid humor, and he knew memes just as well as the next person.

"Those don't count, I already know them, Skeletor. I'm on the internet too! Come on, try again!"

"... I don't think either of those are all that interesting. If you're looking to make a horny pass at someone, you're literally barking up the wrong tree. If anything, you're literally making me more bored by the millisecond." Chara wasn't lying, the carnal pleasures he saw his co-corrupts engaging in never seemed all that appealing. A bunch of random people touching him? God, it seemed terrifying. Not that he'd say it out loud.

"Strike two." His container was empty, and he began to flip open the lid of the next one. "One last chance."