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Rumors had been swirling all around the dirt sheets. There was a mole in the WWFG and everybody knew it. But it wasn't the kind of mole that burrows in the ground, and it wasn't the kind of mole that leaks private information, since there are already numerous of those in this illustrious company. No, it was a mole that hadn't been seen in a WWFG ring in quite some time. Stepping out from the curtain is Jillian Hall, coming out to her 2008 theme Sliced Bread while using a gimmick from before she was using that theme. With a microphone attached to one side of her jaw and a hideous growth on the other, the singer/secretary skips her way down the ramp as the announcer does his job.

Announcer: "From Los Angeles, California, representing the Midnight Marauders...... JILLIAN........... HALL!!!!!!!"

A smattering of polite applause following the announcement of her name fills the arena. Lip synching the lyrics to her song, children in the front row turn away with tears in their eyes horrified by the disgusting, festering boil that seemed to be attached to the face of the former fixer for MNM who later transitioned to be a member of JBL's Cabinet as an image consultant. With her resume, it was no wonder that MMI had reached out to her agent for this booking. Walking around to the timekeepers area, she grabs a microphone even though she had one attached to her face. Walking up the steps she enters the ring, hitting her taunt to another pitter patter of applause.

Holding the microphone in her hand, she waits for the music to die down as the referee tries to confiscate the item. The former WWE superstar looks across the ring at Jessie, as if asking permission to say a few words before they began.

"Hello WWFG universe! I have been hired by the CEO of Midnight Marauders, Jessie Lee's ex-boyfriend Brantley Summers, to deliver a singing telegram before our scheduled contest. Kevin? Hit the music!"

The lights start to dim and flash as the opening beats to Omarion's Icebox begin to play. Smooth R&B rhythms flow through the arena and Jllian Hall brings the microphone up to begin her performance as the audience watches slack jawed:


Shuffling and stepping to the 2006 hit, Jillian Hall sings into the microphone her lips slightly out of sync with the music playing which the mole drew attention away from. Taking her attention off Jessie, she turns to the hard camera fully expecting her opponent to let her finish the performance.

Jillian knew that that the jig was up as soon as she was put in position for the modified version of Abyss’ Shock Treatment. The microphone buzzes and shocks as she screams while being held up in the air for the devastating maneuver! Down to the ground drops Jessie Lee as the famous professional wrestler gasps in shock. Flopping off the shoulders of the telegram recipient, Hall lands on her stomach kicking her feet furiously as her grotesque mole leaks some kind of clear fluid on the canvas. Absolutely disgusting.

Fans look on in stunned silence as the finisher of the worlds famous real, Nick Berk AKA Nicky Benz is used effectively on Jillian Hall. Her face whips against the ground leaving a trail as her feet fly up and over her head. Ragdolling over to one side she rolls over onto her back with her eyes completely glazed over having no awareness that the match has even started.