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Cartwright rolled 1 10-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-10)
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 Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 7:27 am
9th October 2023 - 22nd October 2023
One Day Auto-Hit or Auto-Recover
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
If the dice roll is an odd number, it is A Pose-Off!
If the dice is an even number, it is a Lucha Rules Match!
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 8:14 am
In A Pose-Off, the team that impresses the crowd the most with their pose will be declared the winner!
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 3:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:33 pm
When I get high I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
As the music began to play an engine could be revving. Finally, A large truck-like vehicle drove out onto stage. Going all out tonight, Power brought in their Ford Bronco war machine! With scrap metal welded to the body, the old truck had the appearance of a post-apocalyptic styled urban assault vehicle. The passenger side door suddenly swung open with the Mega Lion, Luis Leone hanging on the side of the door, microphone in hand. “Cyber Sunday, this is Power!!” The truck roared as it drove down the ramp.Always got the cops Coming after me
Custom built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart 
When the Bronco stopped at the bottom of the ramp Luis jumped out of the truck just before a series of fireworks shot out of the bed of the truck from a machine-gun like launcher! As smoke still hung in the air, Axel kicked open the driver-side door hopped out of the death machine to step beside his comrade. Stepping around the ring towards the steps Luis motioned out to the audience. “Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight weighing in at a combined weight of 530 pounds, The Atomic Monster and Mega Lion! Tonight, making our return to the ring, we are Atomic Powah!!!”
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 5:42 pm
The Titantron lights-up with MMM, the crowd loudly booing as Max and Maxxine Dupri enter the arena, wearing the latest trendy outfits.
A remix of Right Said Fred’s I’m Too Sexy with lyrics about being too sexy for the WWFG, too sexy for the ring, too sexy for their opponents begins to play.
Max Dupri: "I would like to introduce to you, The Sultan Of Suave, Mån.sôör."
Mansoor enters the arena in long black wrestling tights, a black Gucci belt, black wrestling boots with red laces and shades on his face.
Mansoor slicks his hair back as he poses for the cameras.
Maxxine Dupri: "Introducing, he is The Height Of Fashion, here is Ma.çé."
Mace enters the arena next, wearing the same attire as Mansoor however he is also wearing an unbuttoned, short-sleeved black shirt to look even more fashionable.
The foursome make their way towards the ring, where they occasionally stop to interact with some fans, either complimenting them on their looks or giving them fashion tips.
Mace, Mansoor and Maxxine pose on the ring apron while Max Dupri looks proudly at them from inside the ring.
Mace and Mansoor then take off their shades and hand them to Max and Maxxine, who put them inside of a designer bag.
JR: "Bah Gawd, King!
Maximum Male Models are competing in tonight's Pose-Off!"
King: "This is a disaster for Power!
Not even other male models can compete with these two goliaths of the fashion world!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 10:50 pm
While the two members on commentary were apparently losing their s**t at ringside, the Mega Lion had look of confusion as the pair stepped out. Looking up to his comrade he finally spoke. "Who the hell are these assholes?" Luis shook his head after receiving a shrug from the Atomic Monster. He had already given up trying to figure out this glitched out game.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2023 3:19 pm
Michael Cole, everyone's favorite interviewer, has joined the two teams inside the ring.
Cole: "Can I have your attention, please?
I have just received word from the unanonymous WWFG General Manager, Cartwright, that I will be the host of this Pose-Off."
The crowd boos and chants unmentionable words towards Michael Cole.
Cole: "No Cole Miners here tonight?
Anyway.
This should be a fascinating competition."
Michael Cole turns his attention towards Power.
Cole: "Luis and Axel, you may now perform your team pose."
Techno music begins to play, the crowd clapping Power to encourage them in their efforts to strike a pose at the same time.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 3:47 pm
“So this is where everything has taken me. Posing to a second rate crowd while some coked up Englishman gets his jollies off to this behind the scenes.” The Mega Lion speaks to himself as he pulls his hoodie off, his voice drowned out by the music. “I swear I must’ve been a ******** up individual in a past life. “
Taking a knee faced towards the camera, Luis lifts his arms up into a front double biceps pose. Standing behind him, Axel takes a similar standing pose, showing of his Monstrous physique.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 4:26 pm
Max and Maxxine Dupri show how unimpressed they are by the pose by Power, sneering at the two unfashionable cretins with disdain as the techno music fades out.
Cole: "Hulk Hogan would be proud of such fine double biceps posing.
Maximum Male Models, can you top a classic pose like that?"
Max and Maxxine Dupri smile confidently as Mace and Mansoor walk to the center of the ring, the techno music starting again.
Mace puts his open hands towards each side of his head, holding the pose with a sensual look on his face that only a man at the height of his trendiness could pull-off.
Mansoor puts his hands on his hips and pulls a fashionable pout to attract the affection of all the women in the arena.
Max and Maxxine Dupri applaud wildly, gushing over the contrasting poses and how unique they are as the techno theme fades-out.
Cole: "Amazing.
Now it is time for the WWFG Universe to decide on who performed the better pose!"
JR: "Who will the fans vote for King?"
King: "As a big body guy myself, I'm finding it so difficult to decide!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 6:51 am
The Mega Lion leaned in towards Cole's microphone just as he was finishing up. "Now hold on there a moment, Michael Cole! That's not all you're leaving the fans with, is it?! I feel like you're forgetting one very basic thing the fans all came out to see!" Luis cleared his throat and tipped his shades as the looked to the man. "Now I know that's not your intent, I know you'd never do that, Cole! But I feel it's very important to the potential voters!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 11:29 am
Mace and Mansoor don't look happy about this interruption by Luis Leone.
They tower over Michael Cole as they approach him.
Mace: "I suggest that you just announce Maximum Male Models as the winners right now."
Mansoor: "These disgusting fat slobs in this arena don't know anything about posing or fashion, unlike us!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2023 11:43 am
The Mega Lion glanced towards the duo as the stepped up to him and Cole. Shaking his head, he finally took the microphone when the two approached. "And the universe provides. I have fabulous news for you two gentlemen. You've just won a two for one asswhipping special!"
Without further warning, the Atomic Monster suddenly launched himself at the Male Models, looking to take them down with a double clothesline!
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2023 3:09 pm
Messing with Michael Cole is the last straw, as the Maximum Male Models are dropped by a double clothesline to each man!
The Dupri's guide them under the bottom rope, the two men rolling all the way on the mat.
Max Dupri: "This is not how you treat my male models and this is not how you treat a pose-off of such magnitude."
Maxxine Dupri shows her agreement by nodding her head as she tends to Mansoor, his hair all ruffled and imperfect.
Max Dupri: "Power have disqualified themselves by putting their hands on Ma.çé and Mån.sôör during this Pose-Off.
They have titillate the juices of your guilty pleasures for long enough with their presence.
We have to go to Milan for a show.
Let's go."
Max Dupri leads his men up the ramp as it appears that they have a very important show to go to in the worlds Fashion Capital.
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