The camera fades-in later in the show to Cartwright's office, where The Boss is looking lovingly at the WWFG European Championship.
Cartwright: "What a fantastic gift this is!
It makes me remember being home, before I moved to this cesspool of a continent known as North America!
How I miss a truly civilized continent like Europe!
I love Europe and The European Union!
The English are too stupid to run themselves, they need to rejoin the EU to have any chance of fixing that whole Brexit mess!"
There is massive heat from across the pond as well as locally.
Staff Member Russo nods his head in agreement.
SMR: "Bro, as an Italian American, I totally agree with you bro!
I swear to God bro, I would much rather have a classy pasta meal with a glass of fine Italian wine than any of the processed junk that those Americans call food and drink bro!"
Cartwright rubs his chin in thought.
Cartwright: "We are classy people, Russo!
The classiest people in WWFG by far!
That's why we're here at the top conducting big business while everyone else is desperate for crumbs!
We are a cut above all the riff-raff around here!
I think this place needs a classy champion..."
Staff Member Russo beams with joy.
SMR: "Oh bro, you're too kind..."
Cartwright stands up with the case that the WWFG European Championship is inside of.
Cartwright: "Would you like to do the honors and strap the WWFG European Championship around my waist?!"
Staff Member Russo nods his head like the good yes man that he is.
SMR: "Of course bro!
With the power vested in me by yourself just now, I hereby declare you the NEW WWFG European Champion bro!"
The crowd can be heard booing as Staff Member Russo straps the championship around Cartwright's waist.
Cartwright walks towards a full length mirror and strikes a few authoritarian poses while wearing the belt.
Cartwright: "I really am too classy for this place!
You know I got an offer to sell for $500?!"
The camera fades-out with Cartwright posing some more while Staff Member Russo enthusiastically applauds him.
JR: "I thought Cartwright couldn't get any worse!"
King: "What do you mean, JR?!
Everything he said is true!
Finally we have a champion who we can all look up to and aspire to be!"
Cartwright: "What a fantastic gift this is!
It makes me remember being home, before I moved to this cesspool of a continent known as North America!
How I miss a truly civilized continent like Europe!
I love Europe and The European Union!
The English are too stupid to run themselves, they need to rejoin the EU to have any chance of fixing that whole Brexit mess!"
There is massive heat from across the pond as well as locally.
Staff Member Russo nods his head in agreement.
SMR: "Bro, as an Italian American, I totally agree with you bro!
I swear to God bro, I would much rather have a classy pasta meal with a glass of fine Italian wine than any of the processed junk that those Americans call food and drink bro!"
Cartwright rubs his chin in thought.
Cartwright: "We are classy people, Russo!
The classiest people in WWFG by far!
That's why we're here at the top conducting big business while everyone else is desperate for crumbs!
We are a cut above all the riff-raff around here!
I think this place needs a classy champion..."
Staff Member Russo beams with joy.
SMR: "Oh bro, you're too kind..."
Cartwright stands up with the case that the WWFG European Championship is inside of.
Cartwright: "Would you like to do the honors and strap the WWFG European Championship around my waist?!"
Staff Member Russo nods his head like the good yes man that he is.
SMR: "Of course bro!
With the power vested in me by yourself just now, I hereby declare you the NEW WWFG European Champion bro!"
The crowd can be heard booing as Staff Member Russo straps the championship around Cartwright's waist.
Cartwright walks towards a full length mirror and strikes a few authoritarian poses while wearing the belt.
Cartwright: "I really am too classy for this place!
You know I got an offer to sell for $500?!"
The camera fades-out with Cartwright posing some more while Staff Member Russo enthusiastically applauds him.
JR: "I thought Cartwright couldn't get any worse!"
King: "What do you mean, JR?!
Everything he said is true!
Finally we have a champion who we can all look up to and aspire to be!"
