"You know, Roberto...this is a big step in the right direction, for me. Brantley really things he had me dead to rights at Wrestlemania. Why, as far as they're concerned, I am already dead and you abandoned the nest because you were tired of being served on a silver plater for Jerry McGwire whenever he would get home from the construction site, hot and bothered looking for some action. If anything, I saved you, bringing you back here among your people, feeding you, and offering you safety in my LA-Z-BOY Recliner with magic fingers, cupholder, and built in USB charging port. My plan is truly uh, well, coming together. I don't need the stupid Divinikis, or Russo, or that b***h Palmer Cannon to achieve my goals now: I have the number to a guy right here that will help me take MMI back over again, and successfully put it back in the public eye. I've heard of what they've done through reputable chinese websites that were translated from chinese to japanese to korean to spanish to italian to french to english back to chinese and then finally into english again. A partnership with American Eagle to open up an eating establishment that's designed to function like a payless shoestore? That's where you were working when we took you, I know it. Then they have a never to allow David O'Bryant take over as their head of radio, and worst of all...they are trying to take MMI and expand it into the French Alps. The French ******** Alps? Do you know how hard I worked to make sure that my company never kneeled at the alter of Emmanuel Macron? I just...It makes me so...HACKHACK"
Nicky would cough loudly several times, his spittle flying across the room and landing on Roberto's face like the most covidrific bukkake you'd ever seen. Nicky wiped the spittle from his lips and sucked down some more of his inhaler before regaining his composure. He looked down at the number again and began to dial it in on his large Z-Fold Galaxy phone.
"There is only one man that will be able to help us, here. There's only one guy with a big enough stomach to keep from vomiting at the very thought of being in the same room with the CRONE Brantley Summers. I just wish we hadn't had to come all the way out here to Mexico Jones...but I digress. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a call to place."
Nicky would hit the call button and hold the phone awkwardly up to his face as it began to ring. It rang, rang, rang, and even rang a little bit more -- until finally, it was picked up.
"Hello, my name is Nicky Delabonte Jr....and I need your hel-"
LO SENTIMOS, SU LLAMADA NO HA PODIDO SER COMPLETADA COMO MARCADA YA QUE NO TIENE SERVICIO. POR FAVOR, INTÉNTELO DE NUEVO MÁS TARDE.
LO SENTIMOS, SU LLAMADA NO HA PODIDO SER COMPLETADA COMO MARCADA YA QUE NO TIENE SERVICIO. POR FAVOR, INTÉNTELO DE NUEVO MÁS TARDE.
Nicky slammed his phone down into the ground and growled, getting up quickly from his chair and instantly losing his breath. As he choked while sucking in air, he again puffed his inhaler and stomped over to one of his hired guns and ripped their phone from them -- dialing in the number once again. He rubbed his stupid finger against the call button and place the phone to his ear, this time it ringing properly as he had a SIM card actually recognized in the country. It wasn't long before the phone was picked up and Nicky once again spoke before the other end could.
"H-HE-HACKHACK-HELLO, this is Nicky Delabonte Jr., and I'm looking to speak with Aaron Fatsumoto. I need his help."