The camera opens up at Bisons gym, Bison smiling as the sound of plastic being smashed and men cheering loudly... Bison flashes a big smile.
" Hello, I am Bison Mbadi. As you can see, things are looking mighty fine for Body by Mbadi. With a wonderful hot streak in the ring, my brand keeps growing and growing. With new failures and old failures being cast aside to pave the path to a flourishing and successful future. We here at Body by Mbadi even found a good use for all those bottles of Pedialyte we snatched from Brantley Summers and his crew."
The camera panned over to a ball court, where bottles of Pedialyte were being tossed up and used as targets. Some smashing them with bats, others punching and hitting them with spin kicks. Each hit sent the bottles flying and colorful fluids splattering, followed by hearty cheers from the athletes.
" oh it's all good fun, but we will have to clean up soon, with all the sugar packed in these inferior sport drinks. Now why would you go and buy these overpriced Pedialytes for yourself? Shelling out 6-10 dollars a bottle at your local pharmacy for this overpriced, lacking in flavor sugar beverage? Your wallet deserves better, your body deserves better, YOU... deserves better. Lets break it down even. Pedia...Lyte.. Pediatric Electroylte...pediatric..thats children. Its meant for children, and you're not a child. You're a warrior! So don't burn a hole in your wallet for sugar kiddie drinks when you can burn calories with Bisonade!"
"Bisonade! Coming in all your favorite flavors including still our best seller Bison Boysenberry Blast available in parricipating retailers and in our online store at www.BodybyMbadi.com. we even now have Bisonade available in our new Power Powder Packs for hydration on the go, just mix it with the water in any bottle and you have natural energy and boosted hydration right on hand. Want to combat the summer heat the same way I dominate my opponents in the ring? Now you can get Bisonade Freeze Pops available in all flavors and in a variety pack! Bisonade, fuel your Inner Alpha. You can find all Body by Mbadi brand products and merchandise in our online store at BodybyMbadi.com don't wait, start the journey to awaken your Inner Alpha today and thank me later.... but let me say in advance, you're welcome."
Bison smiled as he held up his new products and gave his big wink before the feed cut.
