I wanna feel it day and night You are the power of my life I wanna pump it better
I wanna feel it day and night My workout, my delight You are the power of my life I wanna pump it better
Bison came out, carrying a bottle of Bisonade in each hand. He tipped one of them, downing the flavored sport drink before tossing the bottle back over his shoulder and flexing as pinwheel pyros set off behind him.
I wanna feel that burn In my testo bod The anabolic superman You'll never gonna stop, yeah
You better suck it up Before you suck it in Activating ******** beast mode Everybody down
Bison headed down the ramp, showing off the other bottle of Bisonade for the camera as he flashed a smile.
from Bridgetown, Barbados weighing in at 375 pounds: Bison Mbadi!
Bison stopped at the ringside, setting the bottle of Bisonade down on the ring apron. After a little hopping, he did a standing jump into the ring apron before stepping over the top rope to enter the ring.
Do you really wanna work it out? 'Cause I won't take it slow This ******** life is what I'm all about I wanna feel it day and night
Bison pulled out a rolled t-shirt, unfolding it for the camera as it read:
Awaken your Inner Alpha: Turning Mindsets into Grindsets! BodyByMbadi.com
After showing off the merchandise apparel, Bison hit the ropes and tossed the shirt out into the audience.
I wanna feel it day and night My workout, my delight You are the power of my life I wanna pump it better
I wanna feel it day and night My workout, my delight You are the power of my life I wanna pump it better
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 5:15 pm
Summers walked out to the Summerslam stage on this hot Summer day. The Coaching Staff was right behind him. 'The Hollywood Hitter' Jack James squirted some clearly labeled Pedialyte into the mouth of SIZZLIN' HOT. A clearly superior product to Bisonade in this weather. Summers was wearing his red and yellow super over polka dot trunks. Purple boots and knee pads. Everyone else had too many dark colors on the roster. The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder needed to stand out.
Summers appreciated Mbadi's anabolic usage. He was a proponent himself, though his roid belly protruded slightly less than it had earlier in Wrestlemania return. All of the traveling and branding was starting to show its effects. The man who was a clear main eventer made his way down the ramp as Vaseline Man shot some classic style bronzer onto Summers out of a Pedialyte squirt bottle that SIZZLIN' HOT would slap into himself, working a slight hamboning gimmick. There was rumored heat between the Marauders, especially the coaching staff, and Bison. Mbadi was said to have a hand in the event that caused the future of WWFG, Ryback, to fall down and off the card at Vengeance. Shenanigans would surely be at play. This team killed Nick Williams last card, and revenge was on their mind for their fallen prospect. Also Bison called SIZZLIN' HOT a Bisonade drinker, allegedly. Neil Sexton is still looking into a slander prosecution case.
The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder got into the ring, wiping his feet on the apron before entering the ropes. Paul Summers yelled out to the referee to check the man from Bahama. Mbadi was running a sham operation and you can never count a cheat to play by the rules. 'Milquetoast' Emile Rizzoto stands in the front row holding a Pedialyte sign over the ring barrier. Summers stands in the corner waiting for the bell.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:15 pm
At the harassment, the referee patted down Bison, much to his chagrin. Having found nothing, Bison glared at the blatant competitive branding, an obvious means to infuriate Bison for the match, but obvious or not Bison was indeed irked. "Pedialyte? PEDIALYTE? That's for BABIES!" the fitness grifter from the caribbean shouted
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:39 pm
Money was being made every time the Marauders got the drink on the show. The referee, who kind of looks like a fat Charles Robinson, you know the one, checks Summers for the signature load that he keeps in his trunks for his Second Rope Fist Drop. Vaseline Man pours some baby oil onto SIZZLIN' HOT to accentuate his lines in front of the Caribbean Colossus. Jack James gives Summers another shot of Pedialyte from a tequila glass-esque contraption to show it's not for babies.
The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder slurped the hydrating liquid down as the Bulbous Robinson referee declared him clean and signaled for the bell. Summers would walk the ring holding the top rope, not ready to engage the mastodon before him.
"We're lower card this fight hoss. No need to go past the bottom shelf. Like your Bisonade."
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:19 pm
Meanwhile, in the video review truck...
David Otunga rips the top off the pouch of a small plastic tube, pouring the powder into the opening of his thermos. Shaking it up, he brings the mixture of coffee and Pedialyte to his lips taking a drink. The diuretic effects of caffeine would by offset by the hydrating effects of the Midnight Marauders new sponsor, creating the ideal beverage. Taking out his pencil, leaning over a document on the desk the attorney marks a check in one of three boxes as he presses his blue tooth against his ear speaking to the offensive coordinator Jack James.
"That's one down, three to go. Just remember the deal, Jack, we just need two more Pedialyte spots before the end of the match to hit our incentives. We've got plenty of time, no need to force the issue, I'll remind you if it gets down to the wire, just make sure the boss keeps his eye on the ball...."
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Bison slapped his massive chest
"The card don't matter, Bison Mbadi always steals the show! Nothing but the top, that's my brand" he said, flexing his powerfil biceps and traps to accentuate his point. "Now come on, feeling froggy then leap to get smacked down, tubby!"
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:12 am
Summers looked down at his slightly deflated test tummy and realized Bison was right. SIZZLIN' HOT was getting flabby. His age and travel was clearing catching up. Might be a match to put on his working boots and burns some cals. The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder did some duck walks around by the ropes staring at Bison. Seeing 375 pounds in front of him, Summers knew he was going to have to keep himself from getting grabbed. The true champ of WWFG moved to try and bait Bison in with a lock up before looking to somersault into his left knee hoping for a cheap, quick buckling.
Jack heard Otunga over the headset and checked out his diverse bottle collection to see what spot they could deliver for the Pedialyte and found the perfect contraption for it. That was for later. Paul was shouting out some various holds for SIZZLIN' HOT to try out as he waved his towel. Vaseline Man was sipping from his Pedialyte bottle as well. The Staff needed to stay hydrated in the Summerslam heat as well.
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Bison wondered how much he would have to goad Summers before getting this match started until he saw the offering for a lock up. It couldn't be, would someone be that foolish?
It turns out Bison was made the fool as he went for the bait, only to have a grown man collide with his knee, causing him to stumble and buckle lower
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 6:18 pm
SIZZLIN' HOT spent a lot of time of learning to roll in his Mexico tours. He could always draw good money working as a generic pro-America guy despite being clearly from Miami. The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder got back to his feet and immediately went to take advantage of the slightly smaller height advantage by attempting a quick eye rake on Bison. A classic. It was clear Summers needed to attack efficiently more than trying to outpower the Mbadi. The forgotten champ was also the best referee spot worker in the game today, so the inevitable admonishment was welcome.
'Milquetoast' Emile Rizzoto's sign was taken by security. It appeared that Mick Foley might have made the call on that though it's unknown if that's true. This was starting to give Bisonade a lot more branding power in the match. The Coaching Staff needed to act quick to save some face and handed some Pedialyte towels to the front row audience to show off. Tucked into each towel was a coupon for a free McNugget with any purchase. The group had time before they had to pull a safety spot.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 3:55 pm
Bison was used to his legs being attacked, basic strategy for his smaller opponents. Bison bellowed as his eyes got raked. God it was back to the pain of his early years, all his opponents going for the damned eyes!!! The caribbean colossus rubbed at his eyes as he stumbled in the ring
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 5:06 pm
Bulbous Robinson, the referee for most of Summers' return, stood between SIZZLIN' HOT and the Caribbean Colossus while scolding the top wrestler in the Fed. The Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder ran a tight swim move on charismatic looking referee in preparation for football season. Taking that momentum from the perfect form, Summers chased towards Bison like he was a quarterback before clasping his hands and swinging his body in a full circle directly at Mbadi. The Polish Hammer was going to be making a comeback. It was a powerful move but Bison was a much larger man.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 5:37 pm
Bison wiped at his eyes before turning around to face Summers once more.
From around rhe ref the marauder spun and slammed his arms into Bisons chest, a loud smack of skin on skin echoing across the arena.
The Caribbean colossus staggered back, but he didnt fall. He glanced at his broad chest, then back up at Summers..he puffed, his facing forming into a mask of rage as he roared, firing back with a vicious lariat
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 6:36 pm
SIZZLIN' HOT had his arms swing back a full half way after the clap against the snake oil body guy selling repackaged Brawndo to kids. It was telling of what might become of the man who truly brought WWFG back into the spotlight once again if he tried to run his HGHorsepower Plays on the Caribbean Colossus. Just as he turned around, the Main Event but stuck in the Midcard Marauder was sent plummeting to the mat from the vicious lariat of the giant. Summers fell back with enough force to cause his body to roll back twice. Almost like natural instinct from his time in Mexico. SIZZLIN' HOT's face was burning from that lariat and he would cover his face and groan.
Paul was taking on a lot of work being head coach and defensive coordinator. It was showing in his team's defense after turnovers. If only there was possibly a Coach out there WHO can DRAW some plays up in the future. Jack James however saw the opposition's offense mounting a comeback and knew he needed to get a Pedialyte Prostyle Play up for the Marauders to score with. He called the play into their boss on the headset. As witnessed in his last match, the even in the SIZZLIN' HOT Summer, SIZZLIN' HOT always executed and never cramped, and that was thanks to Pedialyte.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2023 10:15 pm
Bison huffed and puffed, fuming as he glared down at Summers. He seemed just about enough with all the shenanigans as he went down snd dirty, no frills or fancy maneuvers. He put his size 18s to work and started looking to stomp on summers, putting the boots to him....medium-style
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