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 Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:49 am
10th July 2023 - 23rd July 2023
One Day Auto-Hit
The following contest is a Street Fighter Match and it is scheduled for one fall!
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:45 pm
As the lights dim down, the crowd begins to buzz with anticipation.
Suddenly, the opening notes of "Jane" by Jefferson Starship start to play and the fans erupt into cheers.
Pineapple emerges from the backstage area, hands in his pockets, looking cool and collected as always.
Howard Finkle: "From....wherever!
Weighting....whatever!
PIIIIIIIINEAPPLE!"
He saunters down the ramp, barely acknowledging the fans, but they love him anyway.
Once he reaches the ring, he slides under the bottom rope and takes his place in the corner, still with his hands in his pockets.
The crowd continues to cheer him on as he awaits his opponent, ready to show off his unique brand of wrestling.
JR: "Did Pineapple get the memo?
He's supposed to be dressed as a Street Fighter character!"
King: "He's too lazy to treat this match seriously, as he should be!"
Battle Cry by Little V begins to play as Corey Theta enters the arena.
The crowd boos as Corey Theta points towards the ring with his hand making a gun sign.
Corey Theta is ready for this Street Fighter match, as he has dressed himself up as Ken Masters.
Howard Finkle: "Introducing his opponent, COOOREEEEEY THEEEETAAAA!"
Corey Theta pulls some silly faces as he quickly makes his way to the ring, looking very excited about being able to beat up Pineapple.
JR: "Corey has dressed for the part and looks ridiculous for it."
King: "I bet you don't even know what a Street Fighter is!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 4:37 pm
Corey Theta begins to do some bad karate poses to try and intimidate Pineapple.
Corey Theta approaches Pineapple and strikes first with a Hadouken double open palm strike to the chest of Pineapple.
Pineapple brushes the weak strike off and responds by putting his hands in his pocket.
Pineapple then unleashes a series of Lazy Kicks to Corey Theta's calves.
Corey Theta looks just as unimpressed as Pineapple did with his attack.
Corey Theta responds with a Shoryuken Dragon Punch to Pineapple's chin which knocks The Cool One to the mat.
JR: "This isn't Corey Theta's usual offence King!"
King: "I told you Corey was taking this seriously!"
JR: "This is supposed to be a serious blood feud!
Corey attacked Pineapple after their loss at Wrestlemania and this is how it gets settled?
This is some All Elite bullshit!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2023 12:06 pm
It seems like neither competitor was taking this very serious. And someone in the back, as you would figure out, did not enjoy these antics.
If Rain is What You Want would hit the PA system. It was someone who recently took a loss to Pineapple in a big upset. Omen would emerge, as would the Butler from the back. They would begin making their way down the ring. Pineapple going out of his way to run outside the ring and try to assault Omen, but Omen would look to answer with a huge hook, knocking the tastebuds out of Pineapple's mouth and dropping him in his tracks.
Omen would look to continue the attack, but someone else would emerge behind the two as Blood orange would jump on the back of Omen, looking to put him in a sleeper! But unfortunately for Blood orange, the numbers were even and the Butler looked to grab the leg of Blood Orange a rip him off of his bud!
Corey would be on the outside looking in as the two other members of Cartwright Strong Style were beating up the rogue and his little friend. Sending stomp after stomp to each of the men. Omen tossing both men into the barricade and against the apron with huge irish whips. Butler, with the aide of Omen, hitting some Butler Superkicks as both men would begin to pounded and thrown to the wayside!
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2023 1:53 pm
Omen and The Butler look around at the carnage they have caused, the crowd booing them for interrupting this highly anticipated match.
They join Corey Theta inside the ring, applauding his fellow Cartwright Strong Style stablemates for a job well done.
The Butler raises Corey Theta's arm high in to the air, as if he won the match, to louder jeers from the fans.
King: "Was this a set-up all along JR?!"
JR: "We should have known something was up from the start!"
The Butler then nods towards The Butler, who suddenly launches a lariat towards Corey Theta that wipes him out to the mat below, the crowd roaring in shock.
JR: "WHAT THE HELL?!"
King: "COREY'S SOUL JUST LEFT THIS DIMENSION!"
The Butler looks arrogant as he asks for a microphone, the crowd now booing him and Omen more than ever before.
The Butler: "Ah, my dear, misguided spectators.
Do you truly believe that we would betray our dear friend Corey Theta without reason?
Oh, how little you understand the depths of our cunning!"
The crowd's jeers grow louder, but The Butler remains undeterred, a smug grin etched across his face.
The Butler: "When myself and Omen defeated Power, we realized that WE are the heart and soul of Cartwright Strong Style.
Corey Theta is no better than Pineapple and Blood Orange.
Corey Theta is a one note joke, just like them!"
The audience erupts in a mix of anger and confusion, their voices blending into a cacophony of disapproval.
The Butler: "Myself and Omen are NOT jokes.
We take our roles in Cartwright Strong Style very seriously.
We represent the greatest Owner that the World Wrestling Federation Guild has ever had, Cartwright.
From this moment forth, we do it with style, class, dignity and strength."
The Butler's words hang in the air, a challenge to the status quo, as the crowd's boos reach a crescendo.
Undeterred, he tosses the microphone aside and, with Omen by his side, exits the ring, leaving behind a trail of chaos and uncertainty.
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