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 Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2023 9:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:09 am
[X]when it's time to party, we wil party hard!The anthem blasted as the gas mask wearing lunatic appeared, driving a forklift into the arena area. He parked the forklift by the ramp, stepping off and grabbing his well filled Brawl-Sack and slinging it over his shoulder. Boom removed the hardhat from atop his head and placed it on a young fan in the front row before stepping onto the ramp.
Making his way to the ring from Victorville, California..the hardcore maniac.... BOOM!!!Boom raised a fist into the air as a rapid succession lf pyro blasted from the stage. The maniac headed to the ring, setting his sack down before sliding into the ring. He faced each side of rhe ropes, beating his chest as he whipped the crowd up into a massive BOOM chant!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 3:14 pm
 Drums begin to rumble, resonating throughout the arena. The lights dim, and spotlights focus on platforms set up at the topmost rows in the stadium. Enormous drums had been set up, and men stood at each one rhythmically pounding out the beat. The speed increased and the entire stadium seemed to boom and thunder. Then all at once the lights fell on the stage, several working together to cover a big enough spot to fully display the most enormous man to grace the EEW stage.
"Introducing his opponent, hailing from San Diego, California. Weighing in at an astounding 625lb, he is the 74th Yokozuna and is currently undefeated in Japanese Sumo.
Aaron FatsuuuuuuuMotoooo!!!!"
Time and hard work had made a huge impact on Aaron's physique. Despite weighing in at the same weight he had when his career began, he was noticeably less rotund. He was still fat, but he seemed to carry it better. His stance widened and he dropped down into a standard sumo crouch. He lifted and stomped each foot in a ceremonial sumo dance, then just as the drums his their peak, Aaron ran down the ramp towards the ring. His body rumbled and shook, jiggling with the momentum of his slow sprint.
He reached the ring and caught himself to stop his momentum and walked over to the stairs to help himself up and into the ring. Standing in front of Boom, Aaron grinned at him and extended a hand to him. "It's been a long time eh Boom? This time the title is leaving with me." Aaron seemed jovial and friendly, but he still remembered losing to Boom not once, but twice in a row; missing out on the EWA Intercontinental Championship both times. He was flying high, like his daughter, having gone undefeated in Sumo tournaments for the last five years. This was his chance to redeem himself, and possibly pave the way for a return.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 4:44 pm
Boom nodded his masked head in acknowledgment. Indeed it has been some time since Boom had the EWA Intercontinental title around hs waist, but he felt good having a familiar opponent after so long.
The bell rang and Boom held up his hands, calling for a time out. He stepped back to his corner and produced his smartphone, tapping away. The camera came in close to peek and...
Boom had doordash opened to Dunkin Donuts ordeint a large coffee! It seems he was preparing to have thats coffee ready for the Crimson King stupulations! Of course the hardcore maniac would relish such a weapon.
....oh, he also ordered apple fritter.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 5:29 pm
Aaron was gracious enough to allow Boom the time to make his order, but only just. The moment Boom hit send, having forgotten to add a tip, Aaron stomped forward rushing across the ring to try and catch boom with an early body splash in the corner.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 5:34 pm
Boom nodded as he sent the order, turning to see the incoming collision. Boom was splashed into the corner, dropping his phone to the outside.... luckily he had his phone in an Otterbox case so it should be safe. Unfortunately Boom did not have a case around his body to absorb the massive weight of Aaron crushing him.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 6:42 pm
Huffing both from the sprint across the ring, and the run down the ramp, Aaron stood over Boom and seized his opportunity. He grabbed the top rope for balance and leverage and raised one of his enormous boots, aiming to bring it down repeatedly into Boom's torso. The match was only just starting and Aaron was trying to flatten Boom with the worlds slowest mudhole stomping.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 6:53 pm
The massive boot of aaron slammed down on Booms chest, the maniacs body jerking with the impact. Boom could feel the wind forced out of him with each heavy footfall.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:00 pm
Aaron backed off when the official finally stepped in. He complied not because he feared disqualification, but he was ready for a break. He may have gained some lean mass over the years, but his endurance was still for s**t. He stepped way walking back to his side of the ring as an excuse to catch his breath.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 7:12 pm
Boom groamed throuh his mask as he pulled hismelf back up to a vertical base using the corner ropes. He huffed, remembering his past title defenses.
Boom was certainly not small, but Aaron had a size and power advantage. Hiwever if theres one thing his background of backyard death matches gave him it was an iron will, tough body, pain tolerance, and endurance..his endurance and hardcore background won him his matches before. Boom rummaged through hia cargo pockets and pulled out a sandal!
Cocking his arm back, Boom summoned the aim of 100 angry hispanic mothers and flung the chancla at.Aaron!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 8:00 pm
Aaron was using the ropes to support himself as he caught his breath. It had been a mistake to run down the ramp, he had envisioned himself diving into the ring and rolling under the bottom rope. He'd managed it in his own gym, once, but this time he hesitated at the last moment and took the safe way in. Essentially he wasted all that breath by whimping out and he wa.... THUNK
The sandel hit Aaron perfectly in the back of his head, and it connected with an audible sound that could be heard over the roar and jeers of the fans. He staggered forwards unsure what had just wholloped him. The ropes pushed back on him and he staggered towards the middle of the ring.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 8:09 pm
Pumping his fist in celebration of his sniper accurate chancla toss, Boom readied himself like a coiled spring as Aaron turned. As his dazed opponent stumbled forward, Boom came charging out lookignnto collide into Aaron with a spear in the middle of the ring!
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 8:20 pm
A spear?! The entire arena was astonished, everyone watching at home simultaneously face palmed. Boom charged into Aaron and plowed into his enormous midsection. The impact was like throwing himself into a vertical waterbed. Aaron was forced backwards one step, two, and he fell back landing on his a** with a ring shaking crash. Boom found himself being rebounded backwards, sent across the ring by his own rebounding force.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 8:54 pm
Boom fell back, rolling on the mat as he rubbed his shoulder. Perhaos this was not the match for the fans to pull out the spear counter. Spear count was now st 1 though.
Boom reached under the bottom rope, reaching into his brawl-sack searching a new weapon to use. He fished out a boogie board! An iconic summertime item!
Boom stood up and readied the board, aiming to charge forward and smack.the board upside Aarons face.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 9:07 pm
Standing up was a bit of an ordeal for Aaron. While most people could just sit up and push the selves off the ground, Aaron had to roll over and get his feet under him one at a time. It was at this point when he was bent over with his back to Boom who had been digging through his bag. So when Boom came around swinging his boogie board to hit Aaron in the face he instead brought it crashing into the titanic backside of The Dam. The crack echoed thought-out the arena and Aaron was sent sprawling onto his stomach.
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