THIS IS AN ENN -- eeeeeeeeeeennnn -- SPECIAL REPORT.

NOW REPORTING:
THE VERY HANDSOME JEWISH MAN, PETER ROSENBERG.

ENN'S AT SIX!
WHEN THE CLOCK STRUCK SIX, IT MEANT ONE THING...
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NOW, FROM THE ESPN NEW YORK NEWS DESK, HERES...
ROSENBAUM OR WHATEVER THAT GUY'S NAME IS.
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Peter Rosenberg: Hi. Welcome to ENN. ON TEEWEE, RAYWO. Before we start I'd like to say it's presented by d'Agostino and Associates, the injury firm, 888-LAW-2424, bite back. First I'd like to say Good Evening to...Michael. I'm not a creepo, YOU'RE a creepo!...and good evening to Don. "There is absolutely no way that you took it all" Then I'd like to say good evening to myself and Griffin in Connecticut. "The only BS that was on the court was the Boston Celtics...That would be BC, Griffin."

Michael Kay: Not a good day for Griffin.

Don LaGreca: Yeah that, that was rough.

Peter: So, Don, you know going off of that Griffin brought up this whole Brantley Summers thing at the Eastern Conference Finals a few games back and was wondering if it would be a problem for my Celtics. Well, I guess in a way, it was -- obviously the Miami Heat beat the Boston Celtics to reach the NBA finals in Game 7, won by nearly twenty points at that and Jimmy Butler was named the Conference Finals MVP.

Michael: I bet it really stung for the fans in the Garden to see Butler win an award named after Larry Bird after beating them.

Peter: Oh without a doubt, even I was a bit upset...and look, my Celtics never should have gotten to that point anyway, going down 0-3 and needing to claw back, it's obvious that they were going to run out of gas at some point and it ended up happening.

Don: Now, this whole Brantley Summers thing, my brother was telling me about this...you're the wrestling guy obviously Peter, but Dave told me this was like not a work or anything like that, was that true? It's been such a busy sports week we didn't get to talk about this when it happened, so I've been meaning to ask.

Peter: Yeah, so, I think Dave and the Busted Open crew may have went over it a bit, I was actually gonna be hopping on to record some Cheap Heat tomorrow and wanted to bring it up. We've got a few stories to hit on ENN tonight, so I'm gonna try to make it quick. So like ...and I pulled out the happy organ.

Michael: What was that? Who played that? Anthony?

Peter: That was actually me sorry, I was trying to get to something on my screen...anyway, so Nick Williams was like a big deal, showed up and attacked Summers, and basically they were trying to work an angle, I think, so I'm not sure what Dave was talking about saying it wasn't a work. You don't get clearance from a team like the Miami Heat with an owner like Pat Riley and try to run something like that, you're out of there the second you pick he chair up. The idea that this would be real assault live at a bask-Former Raven...Replied...Oh current Raven...Oh, like the game doesn't need him...Sorry, he's a Charger now...He's a Charger-...Oh no, he's a Ram"

Michael: Seriously, what is going on? Who is firing off these random drops? Kinda loud and irritating

Peter: Alright that time it was Anthony, without a doubt. But look, all I'm going to say before we move on is the people thinking whatever is going on between Summers and Nick Williams is real, you're crazy. The dude is gonna probably join the Marauders or something, we're gonna find out this isn't really a big deal. It was just some nice cross promotion between WWF:G and the NBA. So, let's move on with some more ENN...