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 Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 6:14 am
29th May - 12th June
One Day Auto-Hit
The following match is scheduled for one fall!
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 4:51 pm
Did I really just forget that melody?
Nah, da da dadadada nananana
Alright, da da dadadada
When I popped off then your girl gave me just a little bit of lockjaw
Baby so cold he from the North, he from the Canada
Bankroll so low, I got nothing else that I can withdraw
Ran out the door
I shine my wrist, it go like chachacha, chachacha
I got your b***h singing lalalala, lalala
I shine my wrist, it go like chachacha, chachacha
I got your b***h singing lalalala, lalala
How I stride like that? The fans began to boo, with a loud section of Green and White popping off HARD, as bbno$ and Y2K's "lalala" signaled the arrival of Better Than You. The narcissist would arrive in similar garb to last show, his usual blue ring-coat replaced an Aaron Rodgers' JETS jersey, and for whatever reason he was wearing a pair of $900 sunglasses. What a ******** tool. BTY. would head down the ramp, leaning into the section of the Gang Green fans who patted him on the back and hooted and hollered. He slapped some hands with a big smile on his face, the Jets fans showering him in a crazy amount of praise. BTY. would then walk across the ramp to the other side, where he would spit in the face of a booing fan and knock the sippy cup out of the hands of a child. He would throw up his arm that faced the Jets fans and smiled, making his way to ringside. "The following contest is a Semi-Final match in the King of the Canvas TOURNAMENT! Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta Canada, weighing in tonight at 232 pounds...he is -- BETTER...THAN...YOOOUUUUU!" Better Than You. would slide in under the bottom rope and pop to his feet, throwing his arms out like an airplane and flying around the ring, definitely in solidarity with the New York Jets and NOT as a shot at his opponent tonight's manager. Dean Johnson and Better Than You. nearly caused a riot at the last show they wrestled at, but tonight that would be different as while a large amount of the crowd was still either not fans of Better Than You. or flat out didn't care about him at all...there was an incredibly loud section in this building that loved him ALMOST as much as they loved Aaron Rodgers. They began to chant for their Canadian ally, all the while Better Than You. would just nod and take it all in from center ring. BEE...TEE...WHY...DOT!
BETTER THAN YOU.!
BEE...TEE...WHY...DOT!
BETTER THAN YOU.!
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 7:04 am
"Quiet Your Freaking Mouths! You sopping pieces of bread! Dedicating your life to a rigged sport that promotes nothing but mindlessness! Dumb a** Football Fans!"
The chants were quickly turned into boo's as the voice was instantly recognizable. The no good, dirty, cheating, sneaky Rosario was yelling into their ears, severely increasing the likelihood of going deaf at a sooner age, and he wasn't even on stage to show himself! Kids began to hold their ears as Rosario was known to never really shut the hell up. Then on stage walked out Rosario, wearing a suit with a stern but s**t eating look on his face. Close behind was Dean Johnson, wearing his normal gear. Dean ignored everyone else as he stared at Better Than You., The kid was tough and they had a plan to make sure he didn't have to fight through the smelly meat bags that interfered last time. No Music played as Rosario continued.
“You see, I talked to my agent who talked to whoever is in charge these days and we agreed. You braindead fans don’t know how to behave yourself, and having my client perform in some goof-laden match like he did last time is not only a detriment to our incredible impact on this said company, but also a detriment to WWFG’s ticket sales! And let me tell you! That was the quickest reaction from authority you’ve ever seen…So Tonight is about protection! Tonight, this KOTC match will be a cage match!”
The crowd gasped as the pop excited through the building. This was not advertised, and it wasn’t even deep into the show. Some fans started jeering for Better Than You, thanking him for the match type! But quickly their excitement turned into confusion as the smarter fans looked into the sky, not seeing a cage or any sort of contraption hanging from the ceiling. How was there supposed to be a cage match if no cage could be spotted? And as the confusion manifested, engines roared as the sound of multiple 4X4 Mars Prowler Ev’s took over the arena. A few appeared as they carried metal fencing on their roofs. Carefully balanced!
“But! We’re not going to cage us in the ring, We’re caging you pandering drools out! If you can’t behave yourself, then this is what you deserve!” He began to laugh as the crowed roared with boo’s again! “ Oh you guys actually thought we could pull a ring cage out of thin air! Idiots!”
Rosario began walking down the ring, happy as all hell as Dean continued glaring at Better Than You. The staff members on the golf carts began frantically working as the metal fencing was stood up in front of the barricade and bolted down. These were large wire fences, standing easily over 8 feet. Cusses, and drinks splashed as the crowd felt like the innocent staff was heel for merely doing their job. Hell if it was up to the staff they would let the crowd tear Rosario apart for making them do this last minute.
“Now, Better Than You! You twirling goof of an athlete, We can have a clean, fair and decisive match. Without these dirty pigskin throwing fans! By the way, The Jets…They Suck! Football is garbage! It’s only about the halftime show you dumb weasels!”
The chant roared around the arena as Rosario jumped onto the apron, Dean opting to take the ring steps. Dean got into the ring, rolling his shoulders as Rosario pointed at the announcer with a glare. He mouthed some threats as the ring announcer understood that despite no music or lights or titantron, the contestants had indeed entered. The fencing was fully secured as all but one 4x4 left. The staff member was attempting to start it, but it wouldn’t turn on! It died! Welp there was nothing he could do, so he shrugged and walked off, leaving the vehicle opposite of the hard camera!
“Introducing! From First Class! DEAAAAAAAAN JOOHNSON!”
The crowd continued their chant as Dean nodded to Better Than You. Now that they were secure from any shenanigans or bullshit, the match was ready to begin. Rosario hopped down, heading to a fence and pulling on it, demonstrating it wasn’t going anywhere!
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 8:05 am
Better Than You. would rub his hands together, slick his hair back, slap his a** a couple of times, and wipe away residue from beneath his nose with his wrist -- classic movements that one does when an opponent is cutting a promo prior to their match. However, Better Than You. was stunned as the fencing was put up around the barricades, he couldn't believe Rosario had worked out anything that could be done this quickly. Dean entered the ring and stood across from BTY. but the Calgary-native was more so concerned about the 4x4 left behind at ringside -- it was yet another element he wasn't planned to deal with and had to keep in mind during the fight. He had defeat Erynys Reich in the first round through cheating and crazy maneuvers...but between the Airplane at ringside and this completely bizarre environment, things were without a doubt going to be different tonight. The bell was rang, and the match would get underway. Depite the crazy scene that unfolded moments ago, the Jets fans were undeterred. BEE...TEE...WHY...DOT!
BETTER THAN YOU.!
BEE...TEE...WHY...DOT!
BETTER THAN YOU.!
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 8:52 am
The chants echoed. Predictable. Dean had been in this environment before and knee that the best bet was to ignore the crowd. The fans were hype monsters and sheep who chanted for no reason other then to hear the sound of their own voice. Feeling included was nice. Unless you were egotistical, then that was the worse thing ever!
BEE...TEE...WHY...DOT!
BETTER THAN YOU.!
"They really love you bud!" Dean jeered at Better Then You. as he motioned towards Better Than you. He knew if he waited too long he was gonna get get hit with something cheap so he had to keep both men moving. He was looking for a loose lock up to get things going, wanting to keep his body mass low and centered.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:02 pm
Better Than You. smirked, unable to ignore Dean's comment. He looked over into the green-and-white section of the building and couldn't help but laugh at how much things had changed since the last time he and Dean shared the ring. He looked over at Rosario, shook his head, and walked up to Dean unthreateningly. Their eyes locked, a clear view of the bloodshot and bruised right eye of BTY. on display for his opponent and anyone watching at home. "They really do like me, but it's a shame they don't give a crap about you. Your manager is a better talker and wrestler than you, and I'm Better Than Him."
It was short and sweet, BTY. wasn't trying to cut a full promo here. He just wanted to be within striking distance, as when he wrapped up his little s**t-stirring he tried to slam down on Dean's foot in a similar fashion to how he started his match with Erynys Reich!
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:08 pm
Dean felt the stomp as his face turned from calmingly stern to deeply frustrated. He cared not a bit in the world what this man had to say cause he never said anything of importance, but the stomp was disrespectful. When he felt the boot land on his toe he let out a wince before instinct took over. very similar to when a kid pops out of a trashcan trying to scare you.
Out of nothing but instinct Dean went to follow up the stomp by attempting to land an open palm slap. Something similar to what Better Than You. Gave him on their first match, a few shows back.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:10 pm
CRACK! The pop from Dean's palm was loud as all hell, sending Better Than You. down to the mat and garnering boos from the Jets fans and a BIG cheer from the crowd. It turns out they were very prepared to see Better Than You. get knocked down a peg in this match, and like caged animals they got LOUD when given the chance. Better Than You. would slide backward with his hands and elbows, rolling under the bottom rope to ringside near the 4x4. He slammed his hands down on the seat and kicked the wheels several times, clearly super angry at the idea that he was slapped like some kind of b***h.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:25 pm
Rosario minded his distance, even though putting this guy down a pedestal would have been nice. It was important that he let Dean handle this cleanly, or as long as the ref thought it was handled cleanly.
Dean on the other hand was satisfied watching the competitor get mad and take it out on staff vehicles. Think about the fine if it was to be damaged! Hell damages would get a pop and pops got him more money! Dean was feeling the energy too as he saw the moment to really make a pop. Dean would run towards the ropes, rebounding and heading right towards BTY and the truck before he heard his mentor scream out, Dean about in the middle of the ring...
"Absolutely not!"
Dean stopped, glaring at Rosario before approaching the ropes facing BTY and pointing. He leaned over the ropes yelling at his competitor.
"We should have got a cage for the ring if you were going to run away!"
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:30 pm
RUN AWAY?! Better Than You. wasn't running away, he was gathering his thoughts. With a snarl, the Canadian would roll back under the bottom rope, the ref creating distance between him and Dean at the behest of the former. Rosario had put the kibosh on any high flying antics and possibly saved BTY. from a world of hurt, but it may just cause a downfall for Dean in the end. Better Than You. slowly got back up to his feet, keeping his body adjacent from Dean as he started to circle him slowly, seeing is his opponent would follow up on the cadence and begin the dangerous dance of WRESTLING.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 7:04 am
Dean saw Better Than You. Hyped. This was as good as it could be bad, but Dean was ready. Dean had spent the last 3 shows dealing with people with more experience and more size then BTY, so this couldn't be too difficult, right? Dean circled around the ring, prepared to scuffle, snaffle, and battle. Dean would approach first, he wasn't diving but he was fighting! Dean would attempt to reach and grab the arm of BTY, but it all just a ruse as he would try to use that momentum for ward to spin and land an uppercut to his opponent, if he was able to get close enough that is!
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 11:53 am
The uppercut was huge -- what the hell was going on here?! This was LITERALLY going the exact same way things did in his Erynys match! BTY. crumpled to the mat and rolled to the ropes screaming at the ref to keep Dean away as he nursed his poor jaw. What the hell was going on here?! Dean Johnson, the nerve of him, tricking Better Than You. into think it was time for some chain wrestling only to sucker punch him? This was going to be a dark and dank match, that much was becoming clear quickly.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 1:46 pm
Dean smiled at Rosario and pointed at him. Rosario cut off Mr. Johnson one time but something popped in his mind that would appease both men. Better Than You. blew his lungs out screaming at the ref and that was perfectly fine for him, no ref was going to try and get in his way. Especially as he bolted towards the ropes, rebounding off and looking to come back with a base ball slide attempt! if Better Then You wanted to be away from the heat then the least Dean could do was help him out of the kitchen.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 1:49 pm
The baseball slide would connect as once again Better Than You. was thrusted down under the bottom rope and to ringside, landing once more next to the 4x4 sitting idly at ringside. This was becoming a constant problem, and Better Than You., fueled by some kind of anger and a desire to get back into the competition, would get up quickly, his body aching clearly as he did so. Perhaps to the perceptions of fans, and his opponent, he was no selling...but he was in a great amount of pain as it seemed he did a little bit of damage to the ribs as he bounced into the 4x4. That would be disregarded as he swiftly slid under the bottom rope and tried to rush Dean, wanting to run into him and send both men stumbling across the ring and through the ropes awaiting them to ringside!
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 3:45 pm
Dean was satisfied with his baseball slide feeling and being effective. What Dean did not expect was the speed of Better Than You., and for the average viewer, his speed was definitely better then them. What proceeded was Dean not so gracefully tumbling out of the ring, and pain instantly shooting through his back as he landed stifly on the floor outside. This god damn worker thought that was the best way to get them out of the ring!
Rosario clapped as he saw the men fall outwards. "Way to go! Way to Go!" A sort of mocking, something Rosario assumed BTY would enjoy.
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