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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 9:54 am
It's a beautiful weekend afternoon for Destiny City. The bigger parks are full of people, holding little events or just enjoying the day. The tides of people invariably pulled with it the various vendors and food trucks that also happen to thrive on nice weekends. In a smaller, but still respectable park, there were still people running about. but the only vendors happened to be an ice cream truck that smelled like pot and a hot dog cart. Under a tree, there was a third... Quote: TATS 'N' CHATS
temporary tattoos : $2-5 each can of ice cold super refreshing soda : $3 (good) advice : $5 (bad) advice : $30
pinback buttons jumbo : $7 regular round : $3 heart shape : $5 square : $3 mini : $1 The girl behind the table was a coltish redhead in her early teens, ready-set-summer in cut-offs and flipflops, her aviators obscuring her eyes but not her grin. On her chest was a large button with the pan flag stripes that said, in white block text: my pronouns are she/her/girlboss. Beside her chair was a massive cooler filled with ice and cans of soda, sweating pretty in the heat of the day. On the table were three binders labeled, ITTY, MIDDLE-ISH, and HELLA. At the end of the table was a large basket, filled with pinback buttons that featured mostly pronouns and Prides of all sort. Someone was clearly ready for some June Capitalism.
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 7:09 pm
Naturally, knowing of the weekend's inevitable excess of people in the more popular parks within the city, Mimsy opted against any that had the highest statistical likelihood of unintentional human interaction. This left her with several selections for her task that were outside of her typical 'haunts', so to speak, but she did not mind the walk. After several blocks of dutifully following every pedestrian traffic rule, she found herself standing within the boundary of a park that seemed acceptable enough. With a short exhale, she adjusted the weight of her bag on her shoulder and began to run her thumb over the metal spine of her spiral notebook. There would be thirty-three little pips of the rings before she had to switch directions, but she only made it to somewhere in the vicinity of twelve. "Why is bad advice the more valuable of the two?" Of all of the readily available information offered by her brief inspection of the table, this was the thing that puzzled Mimsy the most. She was familiar with the colors of flags, of pride and pronouns, of tattoos both temporary and not. But knowingly providing bad advice was not something upheld as a virtue in her family's household--as far as she knew, at least--so the explanation of this additional cost was momentarily weighed as beneficial enough to disrupt her quest.
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 7:31 pm
Leaning back in her lawn chair, one arm around the back like a middle-aged uncle about to impart some sage piece of worldly wisdom, America drawled, "Clown Tax."And then she was sitting up with a grin, glad to see a girl her age, "the name's America, America Jhones - with an h, for hot stuff. Now what can I do for you on this fine and lovely day miss...?"
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 8:02 pm
"Mimsy Ryland." She offered her name and her hand to shake in tandem, stepping into the shade of the tree and up to the front of the table. The remainder of the introduction was not remarked upon - it was, instead, somewhat apparent that she had filed this information away as factual.
"Does one decide upon good advice or bad advice prior to the advice being given? Or does your judgment of..." She frowned in thought, trying to summon a brand new sentence into the universe. "...of whether any particular person is a taxable Clown or not...is that a pre-determined assessment?"
The shade seemed to suit her better, but it didn't make her look any less pale, nor any less out-of-place than most other outdoor venues.
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 8:14 pm
Standing up, she gave Mimsy a firm handshake and noted the other girl was on the tall side. Probably had school sports coaches crying into their whistles every time she lifted a book instead of a weight.
"Clown is as clown does, Mimsy," America lectured. "And paying thirty bucks for bad advice is for clowns only. I just have it up to get folks interested and asking questions." That last said confidingly before she gestures to the seat across from her.
"Stuff like that's why I'm already a self-made thousandnaire. I might just be the smartest person you meet today, so don't waste the chance to get my good advice."
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 8:40 pm
"Hm," Mimsy thoughtfully responded, weighing the benefits of continuing down this clown-riddled line of questioning. She supposed she could ask one of her mothers what any of this meant when she returned home, and could use her time with a peer more wisely.
"That is impressive." It sounded earnest, or as much as one could assume of her. "You did successfully command my interest and prompt a question, so I suppose..."
With a small sigh, more nervous than resigned, she slid into the chair.
"I will purchase one good advice, please."
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 8:51 pm
"You're a smart cookie yourself, Mimsy Ryland," America grinned and sat down before taking off her sunglasses and giving the girl a solid once over. She nodded to herself and clasped her hands on the table in front of her. The Counselor Position, she liked to call it. It was time to be a professional.
"So has anything been bothering you, lately? Doesn't gotta be troubles, either, can just be questions. or maybe you gotta dream and need some good ol' words of wisdom? I got all sorts of advice at the ready, hun. You name it: financials, relationships, fashion, health...with the right advice, the world is your oyster!"
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 9:10 pm
At any one moment, there was an endless quantity of anythings bothering Mimsy to some degree. Some were questions that were filed away to answer in the near future, as she'd just done; others were more complicated, some years' worth of pondering and theorizing and pondering some more. Being a curious 13-year-old was a tremendous burden.
But the most pressing of these things could be narrowed down to the subject of her outing for the day - one which she had intended to answer with notes of observation, or perhaps by returning home with a cicada. If America really did have the best advice, it would be invaluable for this particular void of experience.
She began to idly pick at the metal binding again, and let her gaze fall to the notebook along with it. Admitting inadequacy was difficult, but she had never seen America around the city before; maybe she wouldn't ever see her again, if this went poorly.
"The question that I would like to ask is: how do you find a friend?" Upon examining her words now that they were out, she clarified. "A human friend who considers you a friend in return."
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 9:21 pm
The lift of an eyebrow in surprise. The softening and smoothing of her smile into something a little less ready to sell Mimsy a used car. The tilt of her head in consideration. America was someone who wore the best of her emotions on her sleeve, and Mimsy might be able to tell that the redhead went through a few of them before producing a notepad and pen.
"Okay, I got it! But first I need you to do a survey, alright?" She was back to what she felt was professional as she lifted the pen and started asking a few questions.
"How old are you?"
"Describe what you'd consider a really, really good day."
"Is there any sort of person you like, just hate? Don't even have to have a reason to hate them, just that gut instinct telling you naw on them."
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 9:43 pm
She'd watched the other girl's shift in demeanor, and had been trying to imagine what each of the expressions might mean when the series of questions was volleyed towards her. This all seemed entirely reasonable. Of course, Mimsy had no other applicable data point to compare it to, but it seemed reasonable nonetheless.
"Yes. Okay." She cleared her throat and smoothed out her clothing, making herself presentable enough for this survey of great importance.
"I am thirteen years old. I think that a 'really, really' good day would be a day of many opportunities to learn something new, especially if it is not something that I would have learned otherwise. I hate..."
The overly-thoughtful look came over her again. She scrunched her nose.
'Why would I hate a person without a reason?"
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 9:57 pm
As Mimsy talked, America's pen moved across the note pad and she nodded along, issuing a few encouraging little noises that folks usually liked to hear. At the last answer, she laughed aloud and said, "Fair enough! You seem pretty cool. Maybe not cool cool, like in the clique sense. But like, cool in the person that is you sorta sense. I think you'll definitely find some friends, but I think this might call for some research."
Tearing out the page, she handed it to Mimsy. It contained her name, which indeed included an h, only this time it stood for helpful af. It also had her phone number and a little schedule, listing out the days of the week and a series of hours.
"This is when I'm free for the week, we can figure out where to find you a friend of high quality. And you'll be sure to have plenty of chances to learn something new."
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 12:32 am
It was readily apparent that Mimsy had never been called 'cool', even in the very specifically clarified sort of way. She seemed puzzled until the mention of research was made - this was much more familiar!
"Oh!" She read over the schedule, taking note of what she could with a cursory look. "I did not anticipate such a thorough response, but I'm very excited."
As far as her sort of expressiveness could extend, she did, to her credit, seem more excited than she had for any part of their interaction. With great care, she tucked the schedule away in her notebook, and turned to a fresh page to write her own in turn.
The paper she handed over included her name and phone number, just as America's had, but a schedule was notably absent.
"I have chosen to study independently over the summer. I can be accommodating." She tried to smile, but it came off a bit odd, and it sounded like some portion of the reasoning might have been rehearsed before. "Should I pay you for your good advice now, or will the fee accrue over time?"
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 12:42 am
Seeing Mimsy treat the sort of assistance she was offering with an appropriate level of seriousness and care, America felt pretty satisfied wither her decision to offer some long term friendship counseling. She gave the paper received in turn a quick glance and a nod before pocketing it.
"Naw, five dollars up front is all you're in for." She gave the table a little pat and then waggled a finger at Mimsy, "You watch out for services that accrue over time, now ok? Lotta those are scams. Especially if they only tell you after you've gotten started." She paused a moment, and then spread her arms in grand benevolence, "You can have that good advice for free. You're welcome."
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:48 pm
Having realized that she was receiving additional advice, Mimsy began to note this information down. She visibly underlined one portion of it before clipping her pen back onto the notebook, freeing her hands to fish out America's fee.
"Thank you," She carefully responded to the 'you're welcome', clearly a bit concerned that she might have gotten the interaction backwards in some way. "I will take this into account."
An old, but crisp $5 bill (had it been ironed?) was placed in the precise spot that America had patted the table. She hesitated before removing her fingers from it.
"Is...would you prefer a digital exchange? Is this dated or ah, 'uncool'?"
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2023 7:57 pm
Plucking the dollar up and tidily depositing it into her fanny pack, America answered, "Cash is king of this kingdom, honey. Far as digital exchanges go, though, you can expect a text from me tonight. Look forward to it!"
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