The fans are cheering and chanting as WWFG Judgement Day goes live on Pay-Per-View.
JR: "Welcome everyone to another exciting night of professional wrestling action!"
King: "That's right JR! We have the second rounds of the King Of The Canvas match and..."
Vince Russo Theme plays from the arena speakers and the crowd begins to loudly boo as Staff Member Russo walks towards the ring, looking sad and lonely.
Staff Member Russo is wearing a New York sports top, blue jeans and black shoes.
JR: "Hey! Who let that jerk out of the office?!"
King: "It must be important for Staff Member Russo to come out to the ring!"
Staff Member Russo enters the ring and is given a microphone from a stage hand.
SMR: "Bros, I have the misfortune of delivering some terrible news bros.
The Owner of the WWFG, The CEO, The General Manager and The Commissioner, Cartwright, couldn't make it here to the show bro."
The heartless fans cheer this obviously bad news!
SMR: "What that violent animal Trent did to him at Backlash means that Cartwright is still in the hospital recovering from head trauma.
I swear to God bros, if it were up to me, I would fire Trent on the spot for what he did.
Well I have some good news now bros.
As the Head Of Creative, I am the next in line with authority should anything happen to Cartwright."
The crowd responds angrily and some begin to leave the show before a single match has taken place.
SMR: "Bros you can trust me bros.
I am the best and most creative writer in the wrestling business bros.
This evening is going to be most Jerry Springer..."
BANG BANG!
The fans rush back to their seats to stand for the entrance of Mick Foley!
Mick Foley is wearing a red flannel shirt, sport track pants and white trainers.
JR: "BAH GAWD!
IT'S THE WWE HALL OF FAMER, MICK FOLEY!"
King: "One of the craziest and most creative people that I've ever met!"
Mick Foley enters the ring with a microphone while Staff Member Russo looks confused.
SMR: "Bro, I never booked you to interrupt me bro..."
Mick Foley: "Be quiet Russo!
First of all, it's great to be back here, in the World Wrestling Federation Guild!"
Cheap pop here.
Mick Foley: "Secondly, Staff Member Russo, I think you made a mistake with your assessment of the situation!
While you ARE the Head Of Creative, I think you will find that the position grants you no greater power of authority should anything happen to The Boss!
That greater power of authority has been given to me!
Your NEW WWFG General Manager!"
Crowd: "FOLEY!
FOLEY!
FOLEY!"
JR: "What a gain for the WWFG!"
King: "Mick Foley has so much experience!
WWF Commissoner!
WWE Raw General Manager!
SWA General Manager!
EEW Co-Owner!"
Mick Foley: "So Staff Member Russo, I want you to go back to the office and if you can write me a single piece of creative that I enjoy, I will give you a bonus!"
Staff Member Russo leaves the ring at the word 'bonus', clearly motivated to continue his actual job now.
Mick Foley: "I have been trusted to keep everything running while Cartwright recovers and that is what I intend to do.
So with that said, I have talked enough, let's have a match and have a nice day!"
Mick Foley calmly exits the ring, waving towards the fans with a smile as he makes his way to the back.
JR: "I was scared for a moment, but now I think that the WWFG is in safe hands!"
King: "Cartwright is so smart for making this move!
Get well soon real boss!"
JR: "Welcome everyone to another exciting night of professional wrestling action!"
King: "That's right JR! We have the second rounds of the King Of The Canvas match and..."
Vince Russo Theme plays from the arena speakers and the crowd begins to loudly boo as Staff Member Russo walks towards the ring, looking sad and lonely.
Staff Member Russo is wearing a New York sports top, blue jeans and black shoes.
JR: "Hey! Who let that jerk out of the office?!"
King: "It must be important for Staff Member Russo to come out to the ring!"
Staff Member Russo enters the ring and is given a microphone from a stage hand.
SMR: "Bros, I have the misfortune of delivering some terrible news bros.
The Owner of the WWFG, The CEO, The General Manager and The Commissioner, Cartwright, couldn't make it here to the show bro."
The heartless fans cheer this obviously bad news!
SMR: "What that violent animal Trent did to him at Backlash means that Cartwright is still in the hospital recovering from head trauma.
I swear to God bros, if it were up to me, I would fire Trent on the spot for what he did.
Well I have some good news now bros.
As the Head Of Creative, I am the next in line with authority should anything happen to Cartwright."
The crowd responds angrily and some begin to leave the show before a single match has taken place.
SMR: "Bros you can trust me bros.
I am the best and most creative writer in the wrestling business bros.
This evening is going to be most Jerry Springer..."
BANG BANG!
The fans rush back to their seats to stand for the entrance of Mick Foley!
Mick Foley is wearing a red flannel shirt, sport track pants and white trainers.
JR: "BAH GAWD!
IT'S THE WWE HALL OF FAMER, MICK FOLEY!"
King: "One of the craziest and most creative people that I've ever met!"
Mick Foley enters the ring with a microphone while Staff Member Russo looks confused.
SMR: "Bro, I never booked you to interrupt me bro..."
Mick Foley: "Be quiet Russo!
First of all, it's great to be back here, in the World Wrestling Federation Guild!"
Cheap pop here.
Mick Foley: "Secondly, Staff Member Russo, I think you made a mistake with your assessment of the situation!
While you ARE the Head Of Creative, I think you will find that the position grants you no greater power of authority should anything happen to The Boss!
That greater power of authority has been given to me!
Your NEW WWFG General Manager!"
Crowd: "FOLEY!
FOLEY!
FOLEY!"
JR: "What a gain for the WWFG!"
King: "Mick Foley has so much experience!
WWF Commissoner!
WWE Raw General Manager!
SWA General Manager!
EEW Co-Owner!"
Mick Foley: "So Staff Member Russo, I want you to go back to the office and if you can write me a single piece of creative that I enjoy, I will give you a bonus!"
Staff Member Russo leaves the ring at the word 'bonus', clearly motivated to continue his actual job now.
Mick Foley: "I have been trusted to keep everything running while Cartwright recovers and that is what I intend to do.
So with that said, I have talked enough, let's have a match and have a nice day!"
Mick Foley calmly exits the ring, waving towards the fans with a smile as he makes his way to the back.
JR: "I was scared for a moment, but now I think that the WWFG is in safe hands!"
King: "Cartwright is so smart for making this move!
Get well soon real boss!"
