Pineapple stands in the center of the ring with a microphone in his hand.
He looks serious, a far cry from his usual laid-back demeanor.
Pineapple: "Corey Theta, you think that you are so tough, attacking me after our tag team match at Wrestlemania?
You split up the best thing that ever happened to you.
You messed with the wrong guy."
The crowd cheers as Pineapple paces back and forth.
Pineapple: "You see Corey, I may not look like much, but I've got heart.
I'm not afraid to stand up to anyone, even a wannabe big shot like you."
He pauses, taking a deep breath.
Pineapple: "You want to fight me, Corey?
You got it.
I'm going to show you what I'm made of.
I just have one question for you Corey.
Why?
Why did you attack a member of your own family?"
Corey Theta strides confidently down to the ring with a microphone in his hand.
Corey looks at Pineapple with a sneer.
Corey: "You just don't get it, do you?
You were holding me back.
You were dragging me down.
I had to get rid of you if I wanted to achieve greatness.
I'm the Best Bout Machine while you are just a man who puts his hands in his pockets.
It is embarrassing not only to me but the entire wrestling industry."
The crowd boos as Corey Theta continues.
Corey: "You may have heart Pineapple, but heart isn't enough to make it in this business.
You need skill, talent and drive.
Three key ingredients that I have and that you don't have.
You just don't have what it takes."
Corey Theta pauses as he looks at Pineapple with disdain.
Corey: "But if you want to prove me wrong, if you want to step into the ring with me one-on-one, then so be it.
I'll be happy to show you just how much better I am than you.
In fact, I think I'm going to get rid of you once and for all right now."
The crowd boos even louder as Corey Theta unleashes an attack on Pineapple, punching him to the mat and stomping away at him.
JR: "There's no need for this Corey!
He's your family!
What a disgusting display!"
King: "Take out the trash, Corey!
I'm sick of Pineapple!
This is what he gets for letting Corey down once too often!"
He looks serious, a far cry from his usual laid-back demeanor.
Pineapple: "Corey Theta, you think that you are so tough, attacking me after our tag team match at Wrestlemania?
You split up the best thing that ever happened to you.
You messed with the wrong guy."
The crowd cheers as Pineapple paces back and forth.
Pineapple: "You see Corey, I may not look like much, but I've got heart.
I'm not afraid to stand up to anyone, even a wannabe big shot like you."
He pauses, taking a deep breath.
Pineapple: "You want to fight me, Corey?
You got it.
I'm going to show you what I'm made of.
I just have one question for you Corey.
Why?
Why did you attack a member of your own family?"
Corey Theta strides confidently down to the ring with a microphone in his hand.
Corey looks at Pineapple with a sneer.
Corey: "You just don't get it, do you?
You were holding me back.
You were dragging me down.
I had to get rid of you if I wanted to achieve greatness.
I'm the Best Bout Machine while you are just a man who puts his hands in his pockets.
It is embarrassing not only to me but the entire wrestling industry."
The crowd boos as Corey Theta continues.
Corey: "You may have heart Pineapple, but heart isn't enough to make it in this business.
You need skill, talent and drive.
Three key ingredients that I have and that you don't have.
You just don't have what it takes."
Corey Theta pauses as he looks at Pineapple with disdain.
Corey: "But if you want to prove me wrong, if you want to step into the ring with me one-on-one, then so be it.
I'll be happy to show you just how much better I am than you.
In fact, I think I'm going to get rid of you once and for all right now."
The crowd boos even louder as Corey Theta unleashes an attack on Pineapple, punching him to the mat and stomping away at him.
JR: "There's no need for this Corey!
He's your family!
What a disgusting display!"
King: "Take out the trash, Corey!
I'm sick of Pineapple!
This is what he gets for letting Corey down once too often!"