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 Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 10:43 am
Snypa is heading out, following his announcement that he and the God of Time, Chrono Clepsydra have purchased the Power Rangers franchise but didn't give any more information. He's got work to do outside of wrestling, now that his career has ended...
(planned)
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 10:56 am
As Snypa is looking to make his way out of the ring, a very familiar figure steps into his path. Jarel Damone is actually in the arena. Shortly thereafter, the three other Damone family members currently under contract to WWFG also join him...i.e. Drako, Marcus, and Blaze.
"Now hold on a sec, you can't just rush out without a word from the family." Jarel speaks with a slight smile on his face. "We have to congratulate you personally on not only going out on your own terms, but going out doing what you and I made it cool to do, beating up Cartwright."
"It's honestly cathartic to watch," Drako adds.
"I'm honestly surprised you didn't set him on fire again," Marcus mutters.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 11:13 am
Snypa laughs. "C'mon, Jarel-sensei, you didn't think I'd leave without seeing y'all, did you? I appreciate y'all, because I'm going out the same way I came in: picking a fight with Cartwright."
Snypa laughs again, trying not to cry thug tears, because you can't exactly do that. "I seriously appreciate everything this family has done for me and my career, not just as a wrestler, but as a man too. I came into this wrestling thing seventeen years ago, a punk kid with no sense of anything except fighting. I got what what I could from Shadow and got instilled with a new sense of honor from you, but I gotta say, y'all teach exactly the same. And it made me a better wrestler. I'm proud to not only call you my sensei, but my big brother. But did you appreciate the tribute I paid to you at WrestleMania?"
Snypa turns to Drako. "Did you see the expression on Cartwright's face moments before that Hardcore Highlight off the second rope? I replay it over and over. Somebody sent me the footage while I was getting staples in my head. Also, Drako-senpai, do not let up on that British son of a b***h. Keep that damn title."
And now, Snypa's attention goes to Marcus, who he's met at the dojo and has watched.
"Bruh. Could've. Should've, but I wanted to drive home a point. Sometimes leaving a b***h in a pool of his own blood sends a stronger message than any burning carcass ever could."
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 11:30 am
Jarel smirks. "Shadow and I teach alike? Interesting notion. I almost miss him being around. Had some good pot together that one time."
"That's what you choose to recall, Dad?" Marcus sighs.
The elder Dragon shrugs. "It was good s**t. And after those matches we had together, it was a nice bonding moment. Besides, it's mostly legal now and I'm an old man with nagging injuries. I'm free to indulge." Back to Snypa. "The chair thing? Yeah, I saw. A lot of tributes were paid to me at Wrestlemania. I saw two Jacknife Powerbombs. They were almost as good as mine."
Drako flips his brother off. "Anyway, no need to worry about me. I will be plaguing Cartwright as his world champion for a long time to come. Let's see if he's got someone new to throw at me."
Jarel smirks. "Shouldn't you be a bit more concerned with the main event you signed up for tonight? May be non title but there's very little Nuke Fusion won't do to get a title he wants. Beating you is a good step?"
"Look, I know they're kind different people but they're both British. Beat one, you've beat 'em all. I predict he'll be getting dropped on his head by the end of the night."
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 11:44 am
Snypa chuckles: he also used Jarel's music as part of his entrance and got Disturbed to perform live.
"Not just the chair, but having Disturbed perform your theme live. But yeah, y'all teach alike. You and Shadow brutal as hell; I spent more nights soaking in ice because of y'all than I did after my matches. Truth is, I'm a better man because of it, even if it did border on unethical."
"Nuke's somewhat tolerable compared to Cartwright. Beat him, but don't hurt him too bad, okay?" Snypa says to Drako.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 3:13 pm
Just when it looks like everyone is having a nice time, Cartwright is shown with a group of ten security guards.
Cartwright: "Since you no longer work here Snypa, you are now trespassing on World Wrestling Federation Guild property!
So you can just leave quietly while fantasizing about the Green Power Ranger for as long as you like...at your home....away from me!"
Cartwright nods towards the security guards that are surrounding him.
Cartwright: "If you don't want to leave by yourself, my friends here will be happy to escort you off of the premises and they can take these rotten Damones out along with you!"
Cartwright points the security guards towards Snypa, silently ordering them to start to approach him.
JR: "What a nightmare of a boss to deal with!
Cartwright is hyper-fixated on having the last laugh at Snypa in any way he can!"
King: "It's completely fair!
Snypa had his time in the spotlight earlier and now it's done!
I hope Rita Repulsa comes to visit me some time!"
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 3:31 pm
Drako laughs outright at the boss. "So, couple faults in your logic. One, I am the reigning, defending World Heavyweight champion. And I'm in your main event tonight. Can't kick me out without refunding literal thousands of dollars back to the fans who paid to see the champ. Two, the big boys here..."
Marcus and Blaze step forward.
"...they're contracted talents and in your tag title tourney," the champion continues. "So that just leaves the original Dragon here."
Jarel steps forward as well. "It's been a real long time since I beat someone down. Shall I demonstrate why I'm the mentor to everyone standing here?"
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 3:37 pm
Snypa steps forward.
"Just because I'm retired doesn't mean I won't beat your a** again, Carty. Would you like me to drop you headfirst through something else?"
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 3:44 pm
Cartwright sticks his nose up at everyone.
Cartwright: "First of all Drako, the card is subject to change and this is MY show!
If the fans don't like it, it's not like they have anything else to watch in this miserable city!"
Cartwright has studied under the Vince McMahon learning tree.
Cartwright: "Oh please do Snypa and then I can get your thug arse thrown in a jail cell, which would please me even more than you just rotting away at home, looking at all the Power Ranger toys that you have collected over the years!"
The security guards begin to grab at Snypa and The Damones, since they are refusing to move as requested!
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 3:46 pm
Then it must be Morphin' Time, because Snypa immediately lashes out at the security guards with a series of lefts and rights.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 3:49 pm
"Well, it looks like they chose violence." Drako nods to the bigger men, as he is actually the smallest of the group, which is the cue for the Damones to start swinging and tossing the security guards.
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 4:00 pm
The mad lads have chosen chaos and this isn't what Cartwright wanted after being so busy at Backlash....some of it his own fault!
Snypa immediately takes a swing at a guard, breaking the guards nose and dropping him to the ground.
Marcus and Blaze then join in on the action as Marcus delivers a right hook to a guard while Blaze picks one up with ease and throws him into a group of four other guards!
Cartwright begins to panic but he is prepared.
Cartwright brings out a walkie talkie from his trouser pocket as he takes steps backwards away from the scene.
Cartwright: "Requesting emergency back-up!
The lunatics have gone feral!
Bring weapons!
JR: "Cartwright was asking for this!
He poked and poked for too long!"
King: "Since when was doing what was legally required poking, JR?!
They're all going to prison for a long time now!"
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 4:04 pm
Snypa looks back at his unofficially adopted family, laughing.
"Who's he calling in? His family? Drako and I slapped them around before."
In any instance, Snypa's humored enough to use violence to promote a future PR season. He did, in fact as Cartwright is aware, go through grueling yoga and martial arts training to convincingly play a Red Ranger for the Bloody Carnage Mafia season, one he helped Cartwright get a role on, the ungrateful sod.
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2023 3:27 am
Jarel laughs. "Oh this is almost worth coming out of retirement for. Almost."
"Should we catch him?" Marcus asks.
Drako thinks it over before answering. "Nah, let's not waste the energy. I can guarantee he didn't call enough backup. He's too cheap. Of course, if he's here, that does mean his office is unattended."
"Is it really the same to trash his arena office as trashing his corporate building office?" Jarel asks. "One's permanent, this one is temporary."
Drako has to concede that point. "Might make a trip back to corporate though. We need some firewood."
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