After his loss to the rookie Avari Fusion earlier in the night, Summers has to face the media. As everyone knows, the man was never one to run from adversity. Wearing a white suit with white cowboy boots, white Stetson hat, and gold bolo tie, he takes a seat in the middle of the table with a box of Delaabonte Delicacies and a bottle of Prime. After taking a couple of sips and letting out an exaggerated exhale of refreshment, the Marauder would adjust the microphone and pull it in closer.
"Let's get this over with, I have to catch a flight back. Business class. So uh.. Show of hands, who here fancies themselves a journalist?"
"Dave Meltzer, uh, Wrestling Observer. So uh, the first thing I want to talk about...Well ya know, the thing I can't-Uh, can you just talk a little bit, just a little bit about the Nicky Delabonte Jr. thing? I can't-I just can't figure out what that whole angle was about."
"Look Dave, Nicky's a good kid. He had a lot if heart. Rizz as the kids say these days. But being a good kid with big eyes and abandonment issues isn't good for business. Sometimes you have to assert dominance. Now Nicky always has a place in the family, supposin' he knows how to stay in line. The company was old news, backpage business before Wrestlemania. Now? We were right on track until tonight's robbery. Because what did I ever do, in this world, to de-eh-eh to deserve an empty headed ******** ******** like 'Archangel' Nick Williams to go out on international Premium Live Event and ******** go into business for himself and cause me problems. Dave, what did I ever do?"
"Bob Ross Sapp, Fightful Select, Cut the Sapp, I was just wondering now that your back what matches were you looking forw-"
"Let me stop you right there. I'm not a mark like the rest of the boys in the back. The only thing that's driving me in this is the money. Now I don't know if you just saw that assault on the integrity of wrestling that happened tonight when I was pulling that kid around by his ears around the squared circle, but I had a ghost, a spectre appear from my past and cause me to get cheated out the King of the Canvas. A man who haunted the great Shah in years past. Who I thought was gone for good, away from trying to spread his evil in wrestling. Do you know how much money that cost the house? Just because some nobody wanted to come in and remake their name off my hard work? You're the kind of guy who probably thinks that just because this man had a 39 page match with Joey, Desch, Jed, and Mike Landry, where he did the JAAAAWAYAWB, that he's earned a spot in FG. What's the next question?"
"Hey Brantley, Jason Jones, The Athletic, what was the mindset behi-"
Summers takes a bite out of a strudel he pulled from the basket. "And another thing, Nick Williams.. You've been running with your tail tucked from me. You've been living off dividends selling tapes of me staring up at the lights for you back in GWWF. Making your $50 VHS tapes and pushing them out the back of your '97 Jetta because you got to play a part in the history of the greatest tag team turned INTERNATIONAL CONGLOMERATE in wrestling? Coming in with your list of people to take out that have already been checked off and twisting your facial hair. You think that's normal?! Acting like you're living the high life with your deranged approach to life. Not only that, but I know you're holding that 0 in the loss column over not just me, but my business. You've already cost me money and now you're costing my business money. You think shareholders like seeing a deranged animal like you out on the streets with his eyes locked on the man who breathed life into the WWFG and brought the Marauders back to its forefront? You mark journalists sit there and think this is some play for you guys to review and critique, but I'm putting my body on the line and there needs to be dividends to show for it."
"Yeah hey, Bryan Alvarez, Wrestling Observer, so after that kinda off the wall Wrestlemania match with Hiro, what were yo-"
"Shut up Alvarez, I had internet trolls you sent in my direction, with intent, reading me lines from your show about it. I don't need to hear more. Was that the same Summers match? I let Dave slide earlier with his little snide jab, but I'm drawing the line. You two sit behind your paywall to talk s**t about people as a 'tastemaker' to get your boys over. Your boys from the old indy scene that put you over. Your Leones, Rosario's troupe, Bison, I get it. But what you need to hear is what Paul told me as a young colt rising up through developmental hell. You can't just go out doing the J-O-B and not getting that win back. If you're stuck on the back for someone every time, the crowd will always think you're nobody. Trust him, the crowds here in Puerto Rico knew Paul as a classic worker. The kind of guy who was drawing riots. Paul's the kind of veteran the team needs for his wisdom. When a worker of his pedigree talks, you listen. He told me, he said that one win is all you need to stay over. I took that heart, something that always pushes you, intrinsically to be number one. Lead a successful international corporation. Become a multiple time world champ and that's despite the stigma that was placed upon me by the powers in charge. The kind of things Nick doesn't concern himself with. Just a seeker of chaos."
"Bryan Callen, Thiccc News, how are you doing pal, you were looking nice out there. That baby oil was looking real shiny. Kinda thinking you got screwed, Brendan was saying the same thing on his Calabasas Fight Companion."
"Yeah man, I appreciate that. It means a lot that two people as educated in fight, theology, politics, and social issues as you thought that about the malpractice of officiating that was. Did you see the carburetor?"
"Haha yeah man that was gnarly. But back on theology, you know.. my specialty. Nick Williams was the Archangel but it seems like he's a demon that needs to be slain. I actually took a trip to Israel to see the Holy Land. It almost felt, and ya know what I mean, it almost felt like I was Moses returning. But I was Moses returning to slay my own demons. You know what I mean? I'm a pious man, but it's like Proverbs 8:13 says, 'But the Lord is faithful and will strengthen you and protect you from evil'. With that in mind, how do you plan to handle Nick Williams?"
"Ya gotta know, Nick Williams is no angel, no archangel, he is a chaotic evil released on the world. And... Well it's like I said, I have to get that win back and that probably means I have to take out Nick Williams once and for all. If I don't, he will make it his mission to continue to drain me of my energy, drain me of my money, and drain me of my drawing power. The longer he's back, the less over I will be until I can prove I'm a better man. I have an excellent staff behind me, we're crunching the numbers, and the Twitter trends don't lie. They say I'm back to being undercard. Second match bathroom break. The network's already on my a** about this, I wasn't brought back, with the contract I was given, to come out, put people over, and make people turn the channel. The Marauders have to n** this in the bud now. We have the contacts to get this done. I'm thinking that the desert.. Saudi Arabia.. Night of Champions. One on one in a land that honors the Original CEO of G-Fedding where I can get rid of Nick Williams and save my spot on the card. That's right, I'm challenging you, Nick, to a Final Crusade. If you will. A Jeddah Concession Brawl. You and me, duking it out. I talked to Jerry Lawler, the King, and he told me. And again you listen to the King of Memphis, he told me that's how you save the territory and close a case."
"Mike Sempervive, Arcadian Vanguard Wrestling News and Wrestling Observer, I was just curious as a non-bias, zero spin journalist, what is going on your belt right now? It was PAW, but now it's Gold Force Wrestling?"
Summers lifts the Crimson King Championship on the table front and center. The Gold Force Wrestling stickers were on full display covering any logos that might cause a legal debacle. "That's a question for Neil. He has a lot on his plate between the upcoming lawsuit against the stadium, WWFG, and Puerto Rico for that battery incident and his work with esteemed David Otunga Esquire, network representative. What I can tell you is that Marauder Gold is launching. Fantastic multifaceted investment opportunity and streaming service. For a modest monthly fee, our fans can get a monthly cycle of Midnight Marauder International moments, and a stake in our gold investments. We offer great views in the ring and your wallet. If that's all for questions..." Summers slapped his hands on the table and lifted himself up before lowering his head to the microphone for some closing remarks. Nick, you better go back to hiding, because I'm not just getting my win back now, you went too far playing with my ascent for a second time." The Marauder CEO walks off looking bewildered and furious holding his Delabonte Delicacies and Prime for the next roster member to take questions.
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