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 Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 3:51 am
Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO plays and Mr Sex does his sexy dance to the ring.
He enters the ring and does his trademark wanker pose to all of the hatters out there watching on the videoscope.
Mr Sex gets a microphone and he puts it by his crotch to make everyone excited.
Mr Sex says look it's me I am Mr Sex and I am back.
Everybody is happy to see Mr Sex again because he is so sexy and they like his cool new porn star moustache.
Mr Sex says but I have to tell you all something.
Everybody leans forward in wonderment.
Mr Sex says that I have been in therapy and the rapist told me that I have psychological issues but it is OK because the rapist knows how to solve the issues.
Everybody continues to wonder about what the rapist did to Mr Sexy
Mr Sex says that I am now taking HRT and I am a real woman now and you must all address me as Ms Sex and if you don't like this or me anymore then you are just a transphobe.
Everybody is forced to cheer Ms Sexy because they do not want to be called a bad word.
Ms Sex says that I am going to prove that I am the best women's wrestler in the world and I am offering an open challenge to any woman who thinks that they are actually any good but no men are allowed to challenge Ms Sex because that is misogynic.
The crowd is forced to cheer Ms Sexy again because they do not want to be seen as misogynists'.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 11:48 am
Vaseline Man walks out on the entrance ramp to a chorus of boos from fans who clearly did not want to be misogynistic. No music for him. The Marauders were serious business now and they didn't need anything to pop a crowd. The Slippery Superhero of Wrestling was alone this time and had a microphone in hand. He was about to shoot from the hip.
"Ms Sex, the people in the back don't think you deserve to be here and frankly, I'm not sure I disagree with them right now." The crowd boos heavily, it's Puerto Rico so a riot is imminent. "But I see a lot of potential in you Ms Sex. You remind me a lot of someone we used to call "The Main Event" in the corporation." Big pop for Brad Kelly. Still over. "People like us have been deemed to hang out on the fringe of society too long. We should be up front and center in the tag division in that tournament right now! Ms Sex you may have a lot of heat with the locker room, but you got rizz with me. Join the good guys, become a Marauder. What do you say?"
The crowd can't believe one of the senior members of the most over faction in G-Fed extended an invitation to Ms Sex, someone who was not too long ago exiled from the community. They sit on their hands with their mouth agape to listen to Ms Sex's response.
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2023 2:34 am
Ms Sex looks sad that she has a lot of heat with the locker room and says Hello Vase Man I guess they can't accept a strong and independent woman such as myself proving the jealous hatters wrong and being the best wrestler ever.
Then Ms Sex thinks about becoming a marooner and she says You are right we deserve the spotlight now not people who can't write to save their lives unlike us. With my sexual powers and with your vase collecting powers we will win the tag team titles let's do it.
The new and improved Sex offers a feminine handshake to The Vase Man making this a bigger union than Axelmania and Macho Mandow.
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2023 9:41 am
Vaseline Man slips the grip to Sex to show her that she is accepted into the group. "We will win the Tag Team Championships! Even if that means we have to beat Bison and Jay Blue Lightening! Now what will our name be Ms Sex?" Vaseline Man raises his arms and points at Ms Sex at the same time. Crowd is on fire. The booker might as well skip the tournament and hand them the belts.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2023 3:15 am
Vase Man makes Ms Sex very happy so she says Yes Bison and Jey Blue Lightening are my enemies they think they are something when neither are nothing compared to us what have they ever done nothing that's right.
Ms Sex has a think about their name and she says How about The Ethiopian Clowns?
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