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 Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:26 pm
Cigaro by System Of A Down hits the arena, causing the fans to boo as Cartwright makes his grand entrance. He is wearing a fancy suit which shows how important he is.
♫My c**k is much bigger than yours,
My c**k can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR♫
Cartwright enters the ring and demands a microphone from a member of the ringside crew.
Cartwright: "Wrestlemania is just around the corner!"
Cartwright says the one thing that can get cheers, Wrestlemania.
Cartwright: "It's going to be an awesome show!
The biggest of the year for sure!
But for me, it is my last chance to beat the crap out of that punk Snypa Rifle!"
Crowd: "SNYPA!
SNYPA!
SNYPA!"
Cartwright: "A Dog Collar Taipei Death Match!
You all must think that I am crapping myself at the thought of having to face Snypa in such a brutal and sick match!
Well I am here to assure you all and Snypa himself that this is not the case!"
Cartwright turns his body from facing the hard camera to the arena entrance.
Cartwright: "In fact, I invite Snypa to come out here right now and join me in this ring because I have something that I want to say to his face!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 3:41 pm
Woke up this mornin'!
Yeah!
You got yourself a gun!
Yo, I'm living in this time
Behind enemy lies
So, I got mine
I hope...
You got yourself a gun!
The crowd shoots to their feet collectively as the man of the hour's white Volvo S90 pulls into the arena and stops at the top of the entrance path. The driver's side door opens and out comes the Extreme Sage himself in contrasting street clothes, pulling a length of chain with two dog collars attached out with him as he closes the door and makes the walk down to the ring. Snypa eventually walks up the stairs and climbs in between the ropes.
Wasting no time, seeing as he's got on a body mic, he gets right in Cartwright's face and his own painted visage twists into a smirk.
"I'm here."
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 4:01 pm
The crowd can feel the hatred between the two men as they go practically nose-to-nose, until Cartwright creates some space by steeping back.
Cartwright: "It's been seventeen years and I still hate you as much now as I did back when we first met in Extreme Entertainment Wrestling!"
Cartwright's face has gone red from the anger he is feeling.
Cartwright looks at the dog collared chain that Snypa brought to the ring with him.
Cartwright: "Thank you for bringing that with you..."
Cartwright points towards the chain.
Cartwright: "...because that chain is a reminder of what we have signed-up for!
It reminds us of past Dog Collar Chain matches and how gruesome they were!
Yet we are adding Taipei Death Match rules to an already disturbing match!
I'm not sure that these WEAK WWFG fans watching here and around the world are going to be able to stomach it!"
Cartwright earns his jeers as he tries to use reverse-psychology on the paying public!
Cartwright: "Snypa, a lot of terrible things have happened to me over the years, just from being involved in this wrestling business.
I have been chokeslammed off of ladders and cages!
I have been set alight!
I have been hit by a car!
But I always come back better, tougher and stronger!
So if you think that I am intimidated by you, a dog collar, a chain and glass pieces, you are sorely mistaken!
In fact, I might even say that I am excited by it!
It has been a long time since I have been put in to such an extreme environment, but don't let this very expensive suit fool you.
The gloves come off at Wrestlemania and you have to prepare yourself for the most barbaric Cartwright that you have ever seen!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2023 4:20 pm
"I know. A lot of those terrible things that happened to you..."
Snypa pauses before resuming.
"Were done by my hands. In case you've forgotten, I'm the gold standard when it comes to leaving you a broken, bloody husk. I made kicking your a** cool."
Snypa lifts the chain from around his neck and lets it fall to the canvas.
"I'm prepared to see how excited you are. In fact, why talk about it? Why wait until WrestleMania? Why not just show me and all these people what a barbarian you claim to be?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 4:41 pm
Snypa knows how to get on Cartwright's nerves with his response.
Snypa makes a tempting offer to Cartwright, to put the dog collar on and give the fans a preview of what they can expect to see at Wrestlemania!
Cartwright picks up the dog collar that is closest to him with both hands.
Cartwright observes the leather collar first before looking at Snypa.
Cartwright doesn't think for long as he places the collar around his neck.
JR: "He actually did it, King!
Cartwright is serious about this!"
King: "Of course he is JR!
You can hear the hatred in his voice!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2023 4:57 pm
Snypa slowly bends down to pick up the other end and fastens the collar around his neck. A preview of what to expect between two heated rivals. With that, Snypa closes the distance to look down at the Englishman.
"I'm sure you're wondering what that feeling around your neck, other than the collar, is. That's the realization that there's no turning back from this tightening around your neck. That's the fact that you're going to stand before me at WrestleMania, all alone, dawning upon you and there ain't nothin' you, your associates or the entirety of your so-called Strong Style can do. I'm gonna walk out of not just WrestleMania, but this great industry we call professional wrestling for the last time, with your pride, your dignity and your sorry a** in tow."
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 5:50 pm
Cartwright wags his finger and shakes his head at Snypa's comments.
Cartwright: "The funny thing is that you think that you get to have a happy ending and leave this business all on your terms!
You have had a great last run so far here in WWFG, I can admit that!
But I allowed you to have that great run and at your last Wrestlemania, I am the one who is going to end it, by giving you your most miserable defeat!
I have set this all up for you to fall at the last hurdle!
The ultimate embarrassment and humiliation!
Defeated in your choice of match!
Your last match!
We're both going to remember it forever!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:56 pm
"You're damn right, we're going to remember my last match."
The Man-Rifle chuckles.
"You'll definitely have a lot of time to reminisce and reflect after Wrestlemania. When you're being carted out of here after my hand is raised: bloodied, shattered and dismembered, you'll remember exactly why I'm the Demented Genius. Your body will be covered in bandages as a reminder of why I was dubbed an Extreme Sage."
Snypa points to the audience.
"But most importantly, Cartwright, they'll remember the folly that was you signing your death warrant by letting me have free reign for this. This match isn't for me, you English protestant ********; it's for them. You wanna know what else is for them?"
An attempted left hand to the jaw just as the audio is unmuted for the viewers at home!
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2023 11:15 am
Cartwright begins to seethe over the lost sponsors, but a punch to the jaw distracts him from it.
Cartwright's head is rocked back and he staggers backwards, leaning on the ropes!
JR: "It's breaking down quickly King!
These two could only keep it civil for so long!"
King: "That was a cheap shot!
How typical of that street thug Snypa!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2023 12:50 pm
Snypa moves quickly, wanting to utilize the chain attached to the collars by pulling on it in the hopes that Cartwright is brought to his waiting right hand.
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 5:33 pm
The crowd cheers as the chain allows Cartwright to be dragged towards Snypa multiple times, earning him a punch and a stagger to the nearby ropes each time!
But then those cheers turn to boos as Cartwright Strong Style charges towards the ring.
JR: "Oh great, here come the wankers!"
King: "Snypa knew what he was getting in to when he started this attack!"
Theta is the first to charge towards Snypa, followed shortly by Pineapple.
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 2:18 am
And Snypa looks to drop the duo with rights and lefts as they advance!
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 11:54 am
Snypa can't be stopped as he clocks Theta with a right and Pineapple with a left, both dropping to the mat!
But in the chaos, Staff Member Russo has sneaked his way in to the ring.
Staff Member Russo has a strange object in his hand.
Staff Member Russo lunges towards Snypa from behind with the weapon!
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:55 pm
While Snypa is focused on the entirety of the Cartwright Family, he feels of massive jolt of electricity run throughout his body that makes him convulse and drops him to his knees. Not even the most resilient and violent man wrestling has ever seen could stand up to that!
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 4:20 pm
The crowd is shocked to see that Staff Member Russo has used a stun gun to stop Snypa.
JR: "Look at this!
This is what Cartwright has to resort to!
A damn stun gun!"
King: "Snypa was warned that things would be taken to the extreme!
Maybe even too extreme for even Snypa!"
Cartwright Strong Style look happy to stomp a man while he is down, as they prepare to stomp and punch away at Snypa!
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