(IC RP) Chief's Session 000002

[Dorjidruk]

I'm introduced to my nine babies in a gigai, and I name them all with a palm-up, full-hand point to each in their birth order: "Aika & Mika, Reirin & Biwa, Rihana & Kokoro, Seishin & Seishou, plus Meigui the second. It took me nine tries to achieve my starting crowned prince."
I cross my arms over my proud chest, and admit to myself out loud, "I wanted a daughter, very much, you see, so there are eight in a row. I did not know my age, you see, so I wanted all of you, my kittens. Though, I did not make you exist myself, and nor did your mothers, the bad trickster did it. For you see, I truly did not know my age, as I am inappropriately young to father. But, I will forever love you all dearly as my princesses and starting crowned prince."
I bow my head to each mother, "Chief Aragaki Meigui. And, to whom did I owe the pleasure of my acquaintance?"
They introduce themselves back.
"We will raise these babies together, and keep them near to us all, for they are precious no matter their unusual origin."
"Yeah! I'm glad you want to keep them! I was worried I'd be stuck with all eight on my own."
"We might have been breeders, but we will rise into great positions of prominence in society, and rise above suffering from what cards we were dealt by the trickster cardshark."
The girls laugh, and the mother of eight says, "I'm glad we were saved finally. I went through three pregnancies with twins prior. It was great suffering."
I give her a comforting hug, "That suffering is the past. We have bright futures, shining in the Heavens above."
The one presently pregnant says, "Oh, my! We're going to be famous!"
The mother of eight: "We'll get there, because we all deserve it."
I nod with a stern, "Hmm!"
I then speak again, "I spent many years bored, and lonely, and wondering..." I start to sing, "When will my life begin? "  

[Dorjidruk]

I gesture palm-down in a slow-sweeping point to the world out there, and I sing, "."  

[Dorjidruk]

I show them all my collection of headdresses, and my opened rose quartz jewelry set complete with imperial crown and flowered matching headband, "You see, I am dreaming big all around. . I might be but a multi-Chief, but someday I'll be King. Maybe even Emperor. Perhaps even Count. The United States could do with it's first Count."
The mother of eight is clearly amused, "Why not the whole Earth?"
I answer, "Well, someday. But, that could take a very long time, maybe even thousands of years."
I explain: "A count is the highest title name I've learned. Counts rule countries, which are continent-wide, or bigger. The United States and the United Nations are both ripe for a count. If only I were in that kind of position to pluck it from the monarchy tree." I sigh drawn-out.
Hazel whispers, "Meigui! I'll race you to Count!"
Meigui smiles toothily, "Yes, that will be great. Like me. I'm a great person and will achieve great things."
I stare at Hazel in a moment of silence at what he made me say with telepathy. "Hazel... Don't abuse your telepathy."
Hazel smiles toothily, "Nah, that's only child's play. That's not really abuse."
I reach across with my right hand to Hazel's right shoulder, "Don't be a villain. You're capable of so much more than petty jokes."
Hazel: "Sorry. I just thought it was funny."
Meigui: "If you develop into a bully, I'll take you by the horns, and take you out back for a dose-doe."
Hazel says awkwardly, "I'm possessed."
Myself: "Trust the shinigami, they'll get rid of it."
Hazel: "Let's have a picnic. It's a beautiful day outside. Your litter, my brood?"
I answer, "Sounds nice. Do we get subs?"
Hazel: "That'd be thee ideal. I feel like eating a sub."
Hazel puts an arm around Meigui's shoulders, pulling him close to side-by-side, and smiles at the girls, "I think you overachieved your desire to have a daughter."
"I couldn't help it. I was a victim. But, now, I have girls to dress up as proper princesses for the royal ball."
Hazel schemes visibly in his hands, "With a large litter of kittens, I think mayhem is at paw."
I respond, "It's okay, there's another paw in charge of handling that, a professional."
Hazel: "How is he gonna keep up with all these?" Hazel looks from the further away end of Meigui's kittens, to the other end of his own brood.
I furrow my eyebrows in concern at the girls. "This is going to be ruff. But, we will keep our spirits up, for there's a place in Heaven with our name on it."
Kurt: "Amen."