9th January - 30th January One Day Auto-Hit Rules No hiding on the outside
The following contest is The Underfaker Battle Royal! The participants who are already in the ring are: -The Londontaker -The Boomdertaker -The Sardinetaker -The Bettertaker -The Reverendtaker -The UNDER TAKER
The winner of the match is the last Underfaker standing in the ring. Participants are eliminated when they are thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the floor or after a few days of inactivity!
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2023 3:00 pm
An un pleasant reaction from the reverend, still holding to ehat seems to be a Bible and he was still wearing welll ironed suit. "Reverend Ripper Taker for you, you unholy, ungrateful, sacrilegious, Son a of a phiilistine."
He kept a close eye on the the rest of the' takers' the skull face painted reverend. Set his eyes on the London Taker he dashed forward and looked to smack him with the Bible out of nowhere ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD.
The BetterTaker stood in a corner of the ring, holding the top rope as if he knew the only way he could stay in the fight is to remain in the ring. It was only when the action finally began that he dropped to the ground and hugged the bottom rope, deciding this would be his course of action for the time being. The BetterTaker was, of course, Better Than You. -- a professional wrestler who had only a short stint in the Colosseum Wrestling Association before heading to Japan where he'd spent the last six years of his career. Nobody knew that though, how could they? The cocky, in-his-mid-20s Canadian assumed that tonight would be his night, even if he was forced to cosplay as a deadman.
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2023 4:02 pm
"Yeah, Charlotte likes to run the floor but with Toronto's length they'll be able to slow things down a bit. And even if I lose, it's only a few bucks. Whatever. This is just a hobby to me--"
Wearing a doo rag patterned after a bandanna and a blue tooth the Under Taker tightens up his fingerless gloves, winding his shoulders back in an athletic motion. A radiant lens flare hits the camera off the rhinestones of his Affliction shirt. The best pure striker in the game shadow boxes furiously in the corner while working on his bookie on the other line. Cracking his neck he exhales furiously staring through the thin blue line sunglasses that separated the Under Taker from his insignificant competition.
"So you've got them going over 231.5 huh? Maybe if it goes into overtime. I'll take the under."
An un pleasant reaction from the reverend, still holding to what seems to be a Bible and he was still wearing welll ironed suit. "Reverend Ripper Taker for you, you unholy, ungrateful, sacrilegious, Son a of a phiilistine."
He kept a close eye on the the rest of the' takers' the skull face painted reverend. Set his eyes on the London Taker he dashed forward and looked to smack him with the Bible out of nowhere ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD.
"REPENT AND ACCEPT YOUR SAVIOR."
The Londontaker was not expecting to be rushed with a Bible!
The holy book smacks-off of the head of The Deadman, turning in to dust thanks to the demented auro that he possesses!
The Londontaker wobbles on his legs for a brief moment, the Bible did its job!
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2023 9:30 pm
The music hit as Boom came out riding a harley davidson. He wore a bandana on his head and a vest reading "Demoman Inc".
making his way to the ring from Victor Valley. The BOOMdertaker!
He revved the harley, riding down and doing a circle around the ring before parking it.
He walked up the steps and into the ring. He went to one side and pointed to the crowd "BOOM!" he went to the orher side and did the same to a loud "BOOM!"
before he headed to his corner waiting for the bell.
The BetterTaker, still clutching the bottom rope and playing dead, scoffed to himself as he assumed everyone was already in the ring like the first post said -- but instead this BOOMdertaker mark had gotten his own entrance, upstaging everyone! Naturally, the Canadian would have liked to have shown The BOOMdertaker that he was the BetterTaker, but that was going to have to wait...because it wasn't time to start fighting just yet.
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:23 am
Cartwright
Reverend Ripper taker, placed down his Bible for a moment and tried to get a hold of the London Taker and attempt to toss him over the top rope. He had to take any chance he could get and better his odds at winning the royale.
Reverendtaker has the right idea of course, but Londontaker isn't going to make this easy! The Londontaker holds on to the top rope with his left arm...and looks to choke The Reverendtaker with his right hand!
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2023 4:19 pm
SardineTaker stood in the corner of the ring watching some mellow chaos as his skin glistened from the fish oil that soaked his body. SardineTaker was looking especially ripped as his fish only diet and tin supplements were working charmingly.
Entrances, bibles, and a grown man hugging the floor. The only thing the party was missing was a tin of fish but first he knew aperitifs were called for. SardineTaker went for the Bettertaker in the corner and went to fall down for a nice and fishy elbow drop onto the playing deadman.
With everyone in the ring the bell rang, the BOOMdertaker felt the malice from bettertaker and charged with a lariat
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:04 pm
The Bettertaker had no ******** idea what was going on at this point -- A stinky, horrible man had suddenly decided to make him a target...but not just that, a large hulking ROID-O was also mistaking him for lunch. Maybe it was the smell of fish? It must have been considering the BOOMdertaker was charging at a man laying on the ground at the same time the SardineTaker was targeting him. The Bettertaker played dead and kept his grip steady on the bottom rope, hoping that maybe...the BOOMdertaker's lariat would connect with Sardinetaker instead!
SardineTaker was a milisecond from dropping to the floor onto the BetterTaker when...BOOM!
An arm wrapped around his upper chest and sent him down deeper then Davy Jone's locker. It didn't seem like it should of been that hard but the total surprise is what got him.
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:07 pm
Three things happen at once as the Under Taker continues to shadow box in the corner because in the few moments that had past the Charlotte/Toronto game goes under 231.5 meaning that the Under Taker would be temporarily incapacitated, losing an action. Dread falls over the dead man as he screams frantically in his headset the stars appearing around his head signifying he was stunned--
" Damn it... Ok... OK.... We've got the Bucks and the Hawks,, I just don't see Giannis getting over 32 points, I'll take the under.."
The Londontaker successfully holds on to the top rope and begins to choke The Reverendtaker to save himself. The Londontaker then looks to send The Reverendtaker over the top rope and to the outside with the choking arm!
