RP Session 000005

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin awakens! And, he brushes his hair, wondering out loud, "What am I supposed to do to have even fingernails when some envious human woman cuts them from afar with telekinesis?"

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin tells his dad, "Dad! Plagiarist tourists are plagiarizing my real life person, and streaming it for money!"

 

[Dorjidruk]

Dorji calls the police, and tells them that a woman is plagiarizing his children, calling them her fiction, and that she's streaming it somewhere. He informs them, "She probably thinks she'll follow Coconet back to India and Reirin back to Okinawa as spinoffs."

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin tells his dad, "Dad! The tourists are trying to force me into a slave in their crime syndicate units while they're here, and they think they're going to kidnap me into slavery thereafter. She's trying to make me her six because she thinks it's romantic for a little boy to be brushing her hair, and wiping her a**. It's clearly perverted in nature."



Reirin: "And, I ain't no dumbass six! I'll not settle for less than one. I'm a one with an entire set off me, why the Hell would I be your a**-wiper! You're not getting set lead ones of Japan as your six. That's as big as a set lead one in Hollywood, dumbass. Or as big as Marvel, and DC."  

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin tells his dad, "Now, she's hurting herself. The woman has intermittent explosive disorder, is extremely morbidly obese, is a cannibal, is mentally handicapped severely, is a serial murderer, and is obsessive compulsive. Among other problems from inbreeding. While she's in the area, she's hidden under a hologram of me. She'll be somewhere touristy, or she'll be committing a crime. She's committing cannibalism, I can smell it."

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin tells his dad, "I told Cookie about her. She'll eventually be gone. Along with all further efforts by her crime syndicate."

Cookie sits with left heel on right kneecap, holding a tablet for work, looking at Reirin, "When did you first start smelling and/or tasting cannibalism?"

Reirin answers: "This month."

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin, sitting on his knees on the tatami, puts his new Daydream magazine in his mouth from in a shopping bag, then crawls along the floor, until he finds where he wants to lay down, then lays there with his magazine, and starts reading it. He's in front of the kotatsu, before the TV.
Rerin proclaims, "I shall rule duh world! Does this magurzine help with that? Tomkittens is gots tuh rule duh world!"



Reirin's brows furrow at the new version of the song, "Since when is this a hollow song? There ain't hollow kings. Dream on, losers!"  

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin gets back up, and goes to his kitchen, looking for crackers, finding none, "Where the crackers? Someone ate all my crackers and cheese!"

So, Reirin gets taken to the grocery store, where he buys more crackers and cheese, and more mocha biscuits, and mint mocha milk.

Reirin says while waiting to check out, "Day is eat all my food. Maybe we don't have enough food?"

Thus, Dorji gets enough cheese and crackers for the whole orphanage, frowning, and sleepy. "I tire of the snack bandits."

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin lays back down at his magazine with cheese and crackers, and mocha biscuits and mint mocha milk. He smiles happily, "Back to my magazine. Now, tell me, Magazine, how shall I rule duh world? Tell me aaall your secrets."

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin keeps chasing mocha with cheese and salami on crackers, looking over his magazine.

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin writes in his journal about what is his dream come true. "I'ma be a captain shinigami. And... I'm... No! I'm gonna be a royal guard. Then, I'm gonna... Marry a princess. Princess... Um... Bimei? I love the name Bimei."

Reirin gets out his computer from the charger, and starts writing a fanfiction about being a 12th division member of the Gotei 13. "Maybe I won't rule the world, but at least I can analyze the world, and tell everyone what's what. I'm-a be... A psychologist? Maybe a psychologist..."

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin writes out loud, "Reirin is dark, medium brown with layered, darker brown hair cascading down to his mid-back. He's got very narrow, yellow eyes that glow hugged by his eyebrows above, and his cheeks below. Between his eyes, he's got a kawaii nose. Below is a small mouth with long, narrow arches located above a kawaii chin on a strong jaw. His ears are pointed, and he's got a brown tabby cat tail."
Reirin smiles at his work being well-done.
Reirin licks his chin happily, then licks mint mocha milk off his right forearm.
Reirin happily bites into a cheese on salami on cracker snack, enjoying his meal.

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin continues his writing out loud, "Reirin is dark, medium brown with layered, darker brown hair cascading down to his mid-back. He's got very narrow, yellow eyes that glow hugged by his eyebrows above, and his cheeks below. Between his eyes, he's got a kawaii nose. Below is a small mouth with long, narrow arches located above a kawaii chin on a strong jaw. His ears are pointed, and he's got a brown tabby cat tail.
He's wearing a black, cropped sweater with hot pink details on the sleeve ends over a black and hot pink ombre, sheer tank top, over a black, turtlenecked crop top with black joggers with hot pink side-stripes; and, black, white, and hot pink sneakers adorn his feet."

 

[Dorjidruk]

Reirin continues his story out loud, "Reirin is dark, medium brown with layered, darker brown hair cascading down to his mid-back. He's got very narrow, yellow eyes that glow hugged by his eyebrows above, and his cheeks below. Between his eyes, he's got a kawaii nose. Below is a small mouth with long, narrow arches located above a kawaii chin on a strong jaw. His ears are pointed, and he's got a brown tabby cat tail.
He's wearing a black, cropped sweater with hot pink details on the sleeve ends over a black and hot pink ombre, sheer tank top, over a black, turtlenecked crop top with black joggers with hot pink side-stripes; and, black, white, and hot pink sneakers adorn his feet.
Reirin squats low on the floor at his mail slot, then puts a Daydreaming magazine in his mouth, along with other mail. He then crawls over to a kotatsu, where he lays down on his chest between the kotatsu and the TV, and raises his feet in the air as he looks at his mail, smiling happily."