[Mr Sex] vs DJ Killa Kyle

[Cartwright]

The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

21st November 2022 - 5th December 2022
One Day Auto-Hit Rules

 

[The Big Guy Ryback]

Mr Sex makes his way to the ring with sexy music playing and then Mr Sex thrusts towards the fans and then Mr Sex sees a beautiful woman and then Mr Sex kisses the beautiful woman and she likes it and then all the fans get very wet and then Mr Sex enters the wrestling ring and then Mr Sex begins to hump the turnbuckle and then Mr Sex asks everyone if they know who his opponent is because Mr Sex hasn't been told but Mr Sex says that it won't be that soft liberal Bison because Mr Sex spanked him hard and Bison is scared of the sex that Mr Sex has.  

[Scott Norton Fanclub]

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We gettin' Arab Money
We gettin' Arab Money
HacaShegeHaLitiFaLa
MiliAlaySheNitiMala
We gettin' Arab Money
We gettin' Arab Money

"From BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, weighing in tonight at 185 lbs, he is the MOST viewed man on TIK TOK and an affiliate of the New York Crips, please welcome DJ KILLA KYLE!!!"

Flying through the curtain in a doo rag, a button up Baseball Jersey with the words OECW Dojo printed across it and sagging Pelle Pelle jeans, DJ Killa Kyle is followed to the ring by a massive entourage of men in track suits. trailing them, Staff Member Russo, as well as a heavily botoxed personal ring announcer. Flashing the various, increasingly complex gang symbols as well as his grillz, Killa Kyle crip walks from the ramp to the ringside accompanied by the screams of hundreds of teenage girls as longtime old, crusty wrestling fans look on in confusion.

LaLaLaHaleHeloHalow
HelaBalaHeHelaBalo
We gettin' Arab Money
We gettin' Arab Money
HacaShegeHaLitiFaLa
MiliAlaySheNitiMala
We gettin' Arab Money
We gettin' Arab Money

Hopping up to the apron, Killa Kyla runs up to the turnbuckles, reaching up to his head to pull down his Oakley ski-goggles from the top of his head down over his eyes as one of his crew members waves the flag of Qatar per the agreement of The New Midnight Marauders sponsors. Doing a backlip into the ring and landing perfectly on his Timbaland boots, the debuting superstar g-walks back into his corner removing his massive white boy gold chain and handing it to one of his paid escorts as Russo hops up on the apron giving the boy instructions, keeping an eye on Mr. Sex--

"Alright bro, just remember, make this guy look good and I'll make it well worth your time.."  

[The Big Guy Ryback]

Mr Sex looks very impressed to see DJ Killa Kylie as Mr Sex loves Tik Tok because it is perfect for his short attention span but Mr Sex knows that if he can defeat DJ Killa Kylie he will get a match with the World Heavyweight Champion and it will make him really famous and the escorts will want to have more sex with Mr Sex so Mr Sex is treating this match seriously now so Mr Sex aims a slap across DJ Killa Kylie's face to show that this is a serious business match.  

[Scott Norton Fanclub]

The escorts at ring side start fanning their faces, mesmerized by Mr. Sex. What DJ Killa Kyle had to pay for, Mr. Sex was able to get for free. Looking back at his opponent clearly irritated DJ Killa Kyle starts running his mouth: "Aye cuh we better get this s**t POPPING, this is just a hobby to me but I will not hesitate to DROP your a** BROOKLYN STYLE--"

SLAP!

The slap connects as the bell rings sending DJ Killa Kyle spinning 360 degrees and dropping to the floor with a hard thud!!  

[The Big Guy Ryback]

Mr Sex knew that he was strong but he just smacked DJ Tik Tok to the mat and this makes Mr Sex very happy he shows off his strong muscles to the sexy women and then he lets DJ Tik Tok stand so that he can punch his ugly face.  

[Scott Norton Fanclub]

DJ Killa Kyle gets pulled up to his feet and slammed with a punch to the face, his legs flying up over his head and landing high on his shoulders bouncing against the mat rolling backwards onto his stomach.

As Killa Kyle starts kicking his legs in pain, forcing his body to start spinning like a top in a circle, one of the cornermen jumps on the apron trying to distract the ref.  

[The Big Guy Ryback]

Mr Sex sees that the referee is not paying any attention to his match and Mr Sex does not like this because his match is very impotent but then he sees that a man is distracting the referee not a sexy escort so Mr Sex leaves the ring to punch the man.  

[Scott Norton Fanclub]

The man in the track suit is dropped, his nose split open he rolls around on the floor in pain as DJ Killa Kyle seizes the opportunity to get back up to a vertical base! Hitting the ropes on the other side he jets across the ring leaping over the top rope for a swan dive plancha, his legs accidentally catching the top rope as he tips through the air awkwardly sailing head first towards Mr. Sex with tears in his eyes.  

[The Big Guy Ryback]

Mr Sex was not ready for DJ Killa Kylie they both knock heads and Mr Sex drops to the floor in lots of pain Mr Sex holds his head because it is feeling very sore like after one of his all night bacardi parties that he has with lots of sexy women.  

[Scott Norton Fanclub]

Dj Killa Kyle smacks heads with Mr. Sex sailing over him and slamming into the barricade slumping down the steel divider and onto his head hanging upside down as the referee starts his count!


1..........2........  

[The Big Guy Ryback]

3........4........  

[Scott Norton Fanclub]

5…….6…………7  

[The Big Guy Ryback]

Mr Sex begins to wake up and then he hears the referee counting and then he gets scared so then he walks up the steel steps and then slowly back in to the ring because he doesn't want to lose the match to DJ Killa Kylie.  

[Scott Norton Fanclub]

8........

DJ Killa Kyle crawls towards side of the ring, Staffmember Russo screaming over him as his doo rag hangs off the side of his head in a disheveled state. Gripping onto the apron he strains--

9........

DJ Killa Kyle pulls hard on the apron dragging himself up into the line of site of Mr. Sex, he was so close to beating the count he could taste it! Swinging a leg up over the apron he hauls himself in!!

10........

BUT IT'S TOO LATE! Eyes wide in disbelief, DJ Killa Kyle sits screaming at the referee slamming his fists into the mat as he begins throw a temper tantrum!

DING DING DING!!