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 Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 12:17 pm
The following contest is the War Games: Russo's Revenge Match!
The match takes place inside of a triple cage structure. To win the match, a member of the team must leave the bottom cage with the bottle of Viagra. which must be collected from inside the third cage, at the top of the structure.
A coin was flipped before the match and Staff Member Russo's Team has gained the advantage. After every ten posts, a new team member enters the match, starting with a member of Staff Member Russo's Team and then a member of Team Ace.
Staff Member Russo, Omen, The Butler, Corey "Theta" Cartwright, Pineapple Carter Cartwright and Mary Cartwright-Haynie vs Snypa Rifle, Damien Ace and Damita Ace
21st November 2022 - 5th December 2022
One Day Auto-Hit Rules
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 1:04 pm
"It's time to fight, baby!"
Y'all niggas wanna ride by
Do a little drive-by
But they just don't know how
Well, we about to show 'em
When the pistol backfire
And yo niggas gon' die
And we gonna ride on 'emThe lights flash and strobe as the veteran "Fight Night" Damien Ace makes his way through the curtain to cheers. Such a good feeling to come back to wrestling to. He takes in the adoration of the older fans who remember him before injury and mental health issues took him away. But he's back and decked out in camouflage from head to toe, as he is prepared for war. He rolls his eyes at the top cage, seeing a bottle of Viagra. Of course Staff Member Shitstain cooked this abortion of a match up, but if this is what it takes to unleash 22 years of anger onto the man whose capital offenses against the sport he loves have yet to be answered for, then so be it. "Entering first: from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 243 pounds- "Fight Night" Damien Ace!" Damien approaches the cage's open door and steps inside. Having been a fan, he's familiar with the concept of War Games but this match defecates all over the popular match type. Whatever. Fight Night enters the ring and moves to the center, waiting for Staff Member Shitstain to come get the beating he rightfully deserves... bro.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 2:47 pm
Vince Russo Theme is heard from the arena speakers, the crowd instantly bursting out in to boos and jeers for the most hated man in wrestling.
Staff Member Russo enters the arena, wearing an American Football uniform and helmet, thinking that it will give him some sort of protection for what is about to happen.
Staff Member Russo looks up and down at the triple cage, it's even taller than he remembers it! He looks towards Damien Ace as his theme fades-out and he grabs a microphone.
Crowd: "DAMIEN'S GONNA KILL YOU!
DAMIEN'S GONNA KILL YOU!
DAMIEN'S GONNA KILL YOU!"
Staff Member Russo: "All of you bros should be showering me with the love and respect that I deserve.
I never actually had to enter this match first for my team but like I said at Cyber Sunday, I am a man of my word..."
Staff Member Russo pauses as he looks at Damien.
Staff Member Russo: "...bro, I told you that I would come out first, but I never said that I was coming out alone."
Staff Member Russo laughs maniacally as The Harris Twins, Donald and Ronald Harris, also known as Creative Control in World Championship Wrestling, join him.
Crowd: "RUSSO SUCKS!
RUSSO SUCKS!
RUSSO SUCKS!"
JR: "This is ridiculous King! It's already a six-on-three handicap match and now it's eight-on-three?!"
King: "Staff Member Russo literally has Creative Control! This is Russo's Revenge! He can do whatever he wants!"
Staff Member Russo and The Harris Twins walk towards the cage.
Staff Member Russo: "Now I did what I said I would do by entering the match first bro. Don and Ron, follow me in bros!"
Staff Member Russo confidently enters the cage, then allows Don and Ron to take the lead and enter the ring while he stays on the outside by the cage door.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 9:03 pm
"Not surprised," Damien mutters as the stiffs known as the Harris Brothers show up.
Hopefully, his brother was executing their plan at the moment, because this was gonna get worse before it got better. Damien sighs as the bell rings and looks to start swinging at the Harris Bros before they could get rolling
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 7:22 am
The crowd cheers as Damien doesn't back down, taking it to both Harris Twins with rights to their heads.
The Twins decide that this isn't the situation they want to be in and look to choke Damien around the throat, two pairs of hands!
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 12:49 pm
The onslaught of rights Damien end as he's grabbed around the throat by the twins. Sadly, they're taller than him, so he can't headbutt them but he does attempt to take turns kicking at their geriatric kneecaps since he can't outmuscle them.
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 1:19 pm
The Harris Twins try to keep Damien in place and choke him out for Staff Member Russo's safety, but Damien isn't making it easy as he kicks at their knees and forces both to release their grasp!
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2022 8:26 pm
At this point in time, Fight Night looks to drop the brothers with a double DDT. If successful, he'll begin pursuing Staff Member Shitstain.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 12:10 pm
Damien saw an opportunity and takes it with both hands, spiking both of The Harris Twins on top of their big, bald heads. Staff Member Russo begins to look uncomfortable.
Staff Member Russo: "Bros, open this cage door, bros!
Let me out bros!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 12:36 pm
Damien advances on Staff Member Russo, a menacing look in his eyes. Now that the two are alone, Fight Night looks to grab Staff Member Shitstain by his helmet and throw him into the stairs.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 1:11 pm
The crowd is going crazy as Damien approaches Staff Member Russo, who has his back against the cage door, still begging and pleading to be let out!
Damien grabs Staff Member Russo by the helmet and hurls him towards the steel steps like a bowling ball, the thud from Russo's back hitting it being heard around the arena!
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 3:14 pm
Three... two... one! The buzzer is heard throughout the arena as "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus begins to play. Whose music is this? On the jumbo screen appears Corey Cartwright's name and then the video cuts to backstage showing an unconscious Corey Theta Cartwright lying in a wreckage of tables being tended to by trainers and paramedics.
JR: "It's time for the next entr-- that's Corey Theta Cartwright! What in the hell is going on?"
King: "He's been taken out and Cartwright isn't gonna like this!"
JR: "Looks like a car crash back there!"
The sadistic satisfaction that creeps across the eldest Ace's face is nothing short of delicious. However, the odds are still in favor of Russo's team with the bald men who crashed the last Shitstain's Revenge WarGames match. Now Damien looks to remove Russo's helmet, followed by launching him back first into the cage wall if successful.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 3:24 pm
Staff Member Russo looks like he is suffering from a mix of pain and rage as he sees that a fresh member of his team won't be joining him in his time of need.
Damien is happy with this turnaround and grabs Russo's helmet again, but now The Harris Twins sneak-up from behind to attack Damien with clubbing blows!
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 3:30 pm
Should've worked harder to keep Ron and Don down.
Nope. Instead, Damien is caught from behind and receives several shots to the back, the momentum moving him away from Staff Member Russo.
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