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Should I Join Military Just To Be Thrown Into An Asylum?

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CharmingowI

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:11 pm


So I have been diagnosed with a cocktail of mental health disorders. I want to lie about not being diagnosed to join the military, but then on the first day of boot camp walk up to someone and tell them I'm self-harming so I can get thrown into a mental health unit and kicked out of the military so I don't have to do any work. Well obviously they will figure out I have a bunch of mental stuff going on (If this post didn't give it away) and I will be kicked out and sent home.

I want to go to the mental hospital so I can make friends. I heard from someone who went there that the guys are hot and the people are chill. I can also maybe get some treatment for the mental health conditions I actually have. Hopefully I can also maybe get some meds there.

I would also like to say that I'm not trolling and to understand me you must accept that I am insane and I don't care about anything.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 1:38 am


i think lying about your mental health to get into the military is illegal and more likely to get you thrown in prison or fined than get you into an asylum


juultoad

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juultoad

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 1:38 am


join like, a knitting club or something to make friends
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:50 am


juultoad
i think lying about your mental health to get into the military is illegal and more likely to get you thrown in prison or fined than get you into an asylum
Okay so I might need to get a waiver first, Although tbh I was super insane last night when I was thinking this up so I'm not going to do that. What the hell was I thinking? Meeting friends in the mental hospital and even going to far as joining a military to get there? I swear my own thoughts are their own form of satire.

CharmingowI

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CharmingowI

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 12:24 pm


juultoad
join like, a knitting club or something to make friends
To be honest you're right.
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