So I have been diagnosed with a cocktail of mental health disorders. I want to lie about not being diagnosed to join the military, but then on the first day of boot camp walk up to someone and tell them I'm self-harming so I can get thrown into a mental health unit and kicked out of the military so I don't have to do any work. Well obviously they will figure out I have a bunch of mental stuff going on (If this post didn't give it away) and I will be kicked out and sent home.
I want to go to the mental hospital so I can make friends. I heard from someone who went there that the guys are hot and the people are chill. I can also maybe get some treatment for the mental health conditions I actually have. Hopefully I can also maybe get some meds there.
I would also like to say that I'm not trolling and to understand me you must accept that I am insane and I don't care about anything.
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