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ALL HAIL! THE ALPHA MALE!


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I just want it more yeah, man I need to win it
Pedal to the floor, we gonna push it to the limit
Yeah man, they wishin' but they can't with me though
Even when it gets all quiet, I'm still on beast mode (whoo)

After the bellow from the loudspeaker a shower of sparks fell at the arena entrance before the towering titan came out. He stood on the stage at his full gigantic height. With a cocky smile he slapped his chest three times before flexing his powerful muscles as the sparks stopped, replaced by fountains of flames blasting out to the sides.

Bring it down low let me talk to you quitely.
If I want you, im get you
Theres no way for you to hide from me.
Towering, overpowering, anybody
To put it simple homie theres no way you can stop me!

The Caribbean Colossus walked down the ramp, towering over all of the audience members. He looked to the camera, "are you kidding me Cartwright? This is my next opponent? Fine...Ill take out the trash real quick!" He said into the camera as he headed down the ramp.


"Making his way to the ring from Bridgetown, Barbados. The Alpha Male... BISON!!!"

Its how i operate, i dominate.
Knock them down like dominoes
Let's compensate, concentrate
I'm a tell you all i know
Go hard everyday, thats the way you gotta go.
When they ask me if im gonna stop, i say hell no!

Never stop, Never quit im only getting better
I was good before but im better than i ever been.
Yeah see you dealing with a warrior.
The fire in me buring like the sun down in florida.
Tell me if you want it im tell you whats in store for ya.
And let me if you want more cos i got more for ya.
Urrgh so rugged and raw.
I live for this.
Screaming out give me some more.


Bison walked up the corner stairs to the ring apron. He faced the audience and spread his arms to their full wingspan to allow the people to bask in his greatness before stepping over the top rope into the ring. He moved to the middle of the ring, flexing one last time to display his superior physique.

This here is what you call domination
It's a combination of skill and concentration
So rise to the occasion, do something amazing
'Cause anything that I do, I dominate it

The caribbean colossus let the punch hit, seemingly to little effect. He smiled back at him, wondering why his looking down at Bisons chest when he stood at 7 feet tall.

"That all you got BOY? let me show you how its done!"

He grabbed the stupidly named opponents arm and yanked him back with a short arm clothesline, knocking him down to the mat. It was fine, he was sure this gyrating fool was used to being on his back. This was just the beginning, for the alpha male was about to thrash this guy like hes a cop at the BLM protest.

It seems mr sex while "strong" and "sexy" wasn't very smart. As he tried to pull Bisons head down, the alpha male simply dropped his weight down and flipped the fool over him and down to the mat with a 7 foot back body drop.

... in his dreams maybe. It was anybodys guess why this lumbering waste of space thiught he could just walk off and grab a table when the alpha male was standing right there, but also thar he would just lay on the table waiting for him to haul his giant self to the top rope? Bison took much willpower not to laugh as he waited...and soon as mr moron managed to climb up Bison got off the table abd grabbed him, bringing him down through the table with a massive Bison Buster!

The bell rang as Bison shook his head.

The winner of this match: The Alpha Male, Bison!

You both God-modded.

NO CONTEST