Cigaro by System Of A Down hits the arena, causing the fans to explode into jeers as Cartwright makes his grand entrance. He is wearing an English Flag inspired jacket, wrestling tights and boots.
♫My c**k is much bigger than yours,
My c**k can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR♫
Justin Roberts: "Introducing, The Extraordinary Englishman, CAAAARTWRIIIIGHT"
Cartwright smiles as he makes his way towards the ring. Why would he be happy today? He climbs the ring steps, scuffs his boots on the ring apron and enters the ring between the top and middle rope. Cartwright receives a microphone as his family friendly theme music fades-out.
The ring has been set-up for a party. There are balloons around the ring and inside the ring is a buffet table. There is a DJ set-up in the corner of the ring.
JR: "What is Cartwright up to now?"
King: "If you shut up for a second, he might tell us!"
Cartwright: "At September Smackdown, history was made when Drako Damone, despite my best efforts, became the new World Wrestling Federation Guild's World Heavyweight Champion!"
The crowd cheers the mention of Drako.
Cartwright: "You all might think that this is a big problem for me, because I hate every Damone that has ever existed with a burning passion.
But I am here to reassure you all and Drako that this will have no affect on his reign as champion!
I have set up this championship celebration to prove this!"
The crowd doesn't sound convinced.
Cartwright: "Now I know Drako isn't one for big parties and celebrations, so he can just stay in the back and watch while I have a great time here!"
Cartwright begins to eat some fried chicken from the buffet table.
Cartwright begins eating crisps slowly from the buffet table.
Cartwright begins to loudly complain about the state of the crisps.
The crowds boos grow louder and louder.
Cartwright: "What?!
You all want some food?!"
Cartwright knows the way to the crowds hearts, their stomachs, as they cheer.
Cartwright: "Hmmmm nah, I don't really feel like sharing with you bunch of TRAITORS!"
JR: "Nobody wants to watch Cartwright eat food!"
King: "Are you sure?! I've seen some crazy YouTube channels out there all about gorging on crap food!"
♫My c**k is much bigger than yours,
My c**k can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR♫
Justin Roberts: "Introducing, The Extraordinary Englishman, CAAAARTWRIIIIGHT"
Cartwright smiles as he makes his way towards the ring. Why would he be happy today? He climbs the ring steps, scuffs his boots on the ring apron and enters the ring between the top and middle rope. Cartwright receives a microphone as his family friendly theme music fades-out.
The ring has been set-up for a party. There are balloons around the ring and inside the ring is a buffet table. There is a DJ set-up in the corner of the ring.
JR: "What is Cartwright up to now?"
King: "If you shut up for a second, he might tell us!"
Cartwright: "At September Smackdown, history was made when Drako Damone, despite my best efforts, became the new World Wrestling Federation Guild's World Heavyweight Champion!"
The crowd cheers the mention of Drako.
Cartwright: "You all might think that this is a big problem for me, because I hate every Damone that has ever existed with a burning passion.
But I am here to reassure you all and Drako that this will have no affect on his reign as champion!
I have set up this championship celebration to prove this!"
The crowd doesn't sound convinced.
Cartwright: "Now I know Drako isn't one for big parties and celebrations, so he can just stay in the back and watch while I have a great time here!"
Cartwright begins to eat some fried chicken from the buffet table.
Cartwright begins eating crisps slowly from the buffet table.
Cartwright begins to loudly complain about the state of the crisps.
The crowds boos grow louder and louder.
Cartwright: "What?!
You all want some food?!"
Cartwright knows the way to the crowds hearts, their stomachs, as they cheer.
Cartwright: "Hmmmm nah, I don't really feel like sharing with you bunch of TRAITORS!"
JR: "Nobody wants to watch Cartwright eat food!"
King: "Are you sure?! I've seen some crazy YouTube channels out there all about gorging on crap food!"