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ALL HAIL! THE ALPHA MALE!

The booming chant followed by the heavy metal riffs blasted from the speakers as the caribbean colossus stepped out onto the stage. The 7 foot titan beat his powerful chest and raised his arms as fire spewed out from the sides. Beside him walked the lanky pale cameron bizzle coming down in just a pair of wrestling tights sporting the latin sigma symbol.

"making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 605 pounds, the team of "the alpha male" Bison Mbadi and cameron bizzle!"

Bison smiled as he started talking trash already
"Bring out my victims! Salem is getting destroyed tonight. Brandons gonna get a front row view of me crushing his dreams". He jumped onto the apron and stepped over the ropes, flexing after directing cameron to the corner.

As the audience enjoyed the wacky combination of Bison and Bizzle, seeing their unlikely alliance enter the ring, many turned their attention to the stage and awaited a signal heralding who'd clearly be the fan favorites in this match, given Bison's notoriously abrasive disposition. The lights went out, a spotlight hit the stage, isolating a circular area with light as a child's voice began speaking across the PA system.



As the song burst into the beat, a platform under the stage would shoot Salem and Braeden up, launching them into the spotlight with a flurry of popcorn bursting from below with them! In matching corn-cobbed zubaz, the pair posed on the main stage, kernels shooting all around them and popping in the air for a spectacle of vegetation! In their hands, they each carried a modified air gun designed to shoot t-shirts, but instead the mechanics had been compromised to fire bags of popcorn into the crowd, the POP GUYS working their way down the ramp boisterously while firing off bags into the audience!

From the curtain, a series of model looking women strutted out, wearing corn themed leggings and carrying trays of grilled corn cobs, offering them to the audience as Salem and Braeden strutted to the ring and passed out popcorn! After a once around the ring, Salem helped his young partner up the steps and onto the apron in their corner, explaining briefly that he'd take the lead before leaving his comrade on the corner, stepping into the ring while the audience applauded him and the kid! Facing off with Bison, Salem winked as the ring announcer officiated.

"AND THEIR OPPONENTS...THEY ARE THE POP GUYS...BRAEDEN AND SALEM CROFT, THE CORN COB COPPERHEADS!"

Salem gestured for Braeden to wait on the apron, helping his little partner over to the outside corner before turning his attention back to the dump truck waiting across the ring, flexing. Smirking, Salem sized Bison up, taking a few steps forward as the bell ring to offer a friendly Irish handshake before the brawl, the crowd chanting for Bison to accept!

Salem almost had the wind knocked from his chest as Bison bounced him back into his corner, but before he could retaliate, Braeden tagged Salem's back and the referee recognized it! At first, Croft seemed confused, as though he hadn't actually expected Braeden to enter the ring. But the official began the count for Salem to step out, and as he hesitantly did so, Braeden flexed and stepped through the ropes, unafraid of Bison and urged on by a huge pop from the crowd! As Braeden started stepping toe to toe with the big man, looking up fearlessly at him, the crowd started a chant for the boy!

"HE'S GOT THE JUICE!"
"HE'S GOT THE JUICE!"
"HE'S GOT THE JUICE!"

Salem had been sizing up the situation in the ring as it developed, prepared to intervene before Bison could hurt the child, but Braeden was defiant, antagonizing and attacking Bison despite the size difference! Still, the giant of a man would only be goaded so much, and the crowd gasped as Bison looked to grab the boy by his collar!

Springboarding over the corner and launching himself towards Braeden, Salem would look to slam his legs straight and stomp Bison with both boots to the face, seeking to leapfrog Braeden and missile dropkick Bison to the head!