A glare struck the side of the frames of his sunglasses as Luis Leone stared into the camera. He slowly raised his arm in front of him, eventually revealing a small white tea cup that rested on a similarly designed saucer. When it reached his face he tilted it back to take a long, exaggerated slurp. After a moment, the Mega Lion stopped and suddenly spat the contents out to the side.
"That is the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted!" Luis tossed the cup onto the floor, and shattering could be heard. "s**t like this is exactly the reason why no one takes the English seriously! Their tea is just god awful! Imagine having a time of day completely dedicated to drinking this repulsive garbage!"
The camera zoomed out to show Axel finishing a cup of his own.
"Eh, at least you like it." Luis turned back to the camera. "Well, Cartwright, here we are! Gracing your crappy show with our presence. How's it feel to sell out an arena for once?!"
"Now in your half assed challenge, you never specified if you actually had a partner or if I'd be whipping your a** myself. Plus, I don't know what the ******** a frozen cage match is, other than it probably being cold, so I guess I'll be winging it tonight. Either way-." Luis motioned to the Atomic Monster who lifts up a 12 pack of Corona. "We brought the beer. Challenge accepted!"
