Full Throttle
The camera fades-in to show 'The Extraordinary Englishman' Cartwright, laying in a hammock on a sunny beach somewhere. He is looking very relaxed in his beach shorts, until he decides to poke his head up to see what is going on.
Cartwright: "What are you doing here, cameraman?! You're ruining the vibe!"
CM: "You wanted to film a response to someone, boss?"
Cartwright: "Oh yeah, that's right!"
Cartwright pulls himself up on the hammock and looks towards the camera.
Cartwright: "Vince McMahon, you're an old, weird, perverted...."
CM: "The other response!"
Cartwright chuckles to himself.
Cartwright: "Keep that in, it's funny!"
The editors did their job.
Cartwright: "You know what WWFG, no matter what I do, no matter where I go, I can be sure of one thing. What is that one thing? That a Leone is complaining somewhere!"
Cartwright hops out of the hammock and stands up straight, continuing to look at the camera.
Cartwright: "Luis Leone! First you complain about a tournament that you weren't invited to, because you're not good enough to be involved. Then you say you want to beat me up! THEN you want the WWFG World Tag Team Championships reinstated and THEN you want a steel cage match! I don't know who taught you how to negotiate or why you think you are in any position to make demands of me!"
But Cartwright begins to smile. Is that a good thing?
Cartwright: "I have had enough of your big gob, so I'm going to give you what you want.....no I can make it even better! You can have your match. You can have your WWFG World Tag Team Championship Reinstating if you win. But I don't want just any cage match."
Cartwright begins to rub his hands with glee.
Cartwright: "If you REALLY want this to go down, you will see me inside the cage that was TOO EXTREME for Extreme Entertainment Wrestling. TOO EXTREME for its wrestlers, its staff and even its fans."
The camera begins to zoom-in on Cartwright's face.
Cartwright: "Luis Leone, I challenge you to a FROZEN CAGE MATCH!"
The camera slowly fades-out with Cartwright walking back to his hammock.
The camera fades-in to show 'The Extraordinary Englishman' Cartwright, laying in a hammock on a sunny beach somewhere. He is looking very relaxed in his beach shorts, until he decides to poke his head up to see what is going on.
Cartwright: "What are you doing here, cameraman?! You're ruining the vibe!"
CM: "You wanted to film a response to someone, boss?"
Cartwright: "Oh yeah, that's right!"
Cartwright pulls himself up on the hammock and looks towards the camera.
Cartwright: "Vince McMahon, you're an old, weird, perverted...."
CM: "The other response!"
Cartwright chuckles to himself.
Cartwright: "Keep that in, it's funny!"
The editors did their job.
Cartwright: "You know what WWFG, no matter what I do, no matter where I go, I can be sure of one thing. What is that one thing? That a Leone is complaining somewhere!"
Cartwright hops out of the hammock and stands up straight, continuing to look at the camera.
Cartwright: "Luis Leone! First you complain about a tournament that you weren't invited to, because you're not good enough to be involved. Then you say you want to beat me up! THEN you want the WWFG World Tag Team Championships reinstated and THEN you want a steel cage match! I don't know who taught you how to negotiate or why you think you are in any position to make demands of me!"
But Cartwright begins to smile. Is that a good thing?
Cartwright: "I have had enough of your big gob, so I'm going to give you what you want.....no I can make it even better! You can have your match. You can have your WWFG World Tag Team Championship Reinstating if you win. But I don't want just any cage match."
Cartwright begins to rub his hands with glee.
Cartwright: "If you REALLY want this to go down, you will see me inside the cage that was TOO EXTREME for Extreme Entertainment Wrestling. TOO EXTREME for its wrestlers, its staff and even its fans."
The camera begins to zoom-in on Cartwright's face.
Cartwright: "Luis Leone, I challenge you to a FROZEN CAGE MATCH!"
The camera slowly fades-out with Cartwright walking back to his hammock.
