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 Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2022 8:34 pm
Sephiroth walked in with his tiddies out and sighed.
“It’s cold in here. I wish I had some hot chocolate.”
He sat in a plush arm chair and looked out the window.
“Huh?”
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2022 4:06 pm
Sectum_Sempra Sephiroth walked in with his tiddies out and sighed. “It’s cold in here. I wish I had some hot chocolate.” He sat in a plush arm chair and looked out the window. “Huh?” Dr. Robotnik was in his new, fully furnished, luxury condo directly across from Sephiroth's window. Enjoying a latte, he took a long sip and made eye contact with his new neighbor across the way. He peered down, admiring those fine titties, and began to stroke his mustache.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2022 6:43 pm
Sephiroth covered up his tiddies and closed his blinds.
“MOM THERE’S A CREEPY MAN LOOKING AT ME!” He cried.
And then he remembered his mom was a severed head so he flopped down on his bed and started crying.
“I need to text someone. I need some company.” He sniffed. He was so, so lonely.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2022 6:49 pm
Dr. Robotnik was confused and sad he had offended his new neighbor. How was someone supposed to ignore such a magnificent set of titties?
He made his way into the kitchen.
I know what I will do...I will make the MOST delicious cookies to give to my new neighbor to repay him for my inappropriate behavior. And...I'll make him a robot of himself! That way he can stare at the robot titties!
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2022 6:49 pm
Pepsiman burst through the door of Sephiroth’s room.
*P’SHAWWWWW*
In an instant Sephiroth had an ice cold can of Pepsi in his hand. Content that his work was done, Pepsiman jumped out of Sephiroth’s window and landed awkwardly into a pile of broken glass and ripped blinds.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2022 6:54 pm
Dr. Robotnik was busy using his platinum mixer to mix his cookie dough when he heard a really loud noise from across the way.
"What could that be? Is my neighbor in trouble?"
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2022 6:55 pm
IneffableGreg Pepsiman burst through the door of Sephiroth’s room. *P’SHAWWWWW* In an instant Sephiroth had an ice cold can of Pepsi in his hand. Content that his work was done, Pepsiman jumped out of Sephiroth’s window and landed awkwardly into a pile of broken glass and ripped blinds. Sephiroth opened the Pepsi and drank it. It was really good. Also, that mysterious silver man had some nice tiddies of his own. “If only I had a nice pair of tiddies to look at. Mine are great…the greatest, of course. But I wouldn’t mind seeing like, my tiddies on another body or something. Haha. But that would be ridiculous, I suppose.” Sephiroth downed the rest of his Pepsi and crushed the can and threw it out of the window.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2022 7:07 pm
An empty can of Pepsi hit Pepsiman in the head. His tiddies had crumpled under the impact of his fall. He attempted a scream in his agony, but all that came out was a weak *P’SHAWWWW*
Pepsiman lay his head on the concrete in defeat, barely comforted by the fresh can of Pepsi in his broken hand. He could hear sirens approaching now, he could only hope they were for him.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2022 8:35 pm
Dr. Robotnik realized that Pepsiman lay hurt outside in the street.
"Of course! Instead of making a robot with great titties for my neighbor, I can rebuild this man!"
He grabbed Pepsiman and took him inside his luxury condo.
"Here here, have some cookies and please don't strain yourself too much. I am here to help you..."
He fed Pepsiman cookies, and after letting Pepsiman lay down on his luxury sofa, Robotnik went back into his bedroom, aka his laboratory to get things read for the roboticization process.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:20 am
Sephiroth heard sirens outside and a small commotion. There were all kinds of noises at all hours of the day in this city. But still, Sephiroth was curious. He was all hyper now from the caffeine in the Pepsi, and it had been days since he’d left his apartment. So he put on his coat that barely obscured his tiddies and decided to go for a walk.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:37 am
Meanwhile while Robotnik was working...
"Where can a get a good drink? Isn't there a bar around this neighborhood?" Auron sighed heavily as he walked around the corner.
"Hey, watch where you're going a*****e," Auron took a swig of his drink avoiding some douchebag on a scooter."
Shaking his head, he noticed a tall man with tits out walking toward him.
"Hey! You! Beautiful man! You know a good place to get a drink around here?" he called out.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:04 am
“Oh ********!” The douchebag on the scooter swerved to avoid hitting Auron and wrecked into a trash can. His man bun came undone in the kerfuffle.
Sephiroth turned his tiddies towards the rough yet handsome man who had called out to him. He had called him “beautiful man” so Sephiroth knew of course that he himself was being addressed. For no one was more beautiful than he.
“A drink? Hmmm…I know a place. It’s a few blocks from here. Care to walk together? I could use a little drink myself and we could all use a little change.” Sephiroth half smiled at the man. The two of them walking into Sephiroth’s favorite dive bar would cause quite a stir.
“My name is Sephiroth. And you are?”
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:14 am
Sectum_Sempra “Oh ********!” The douchebag on the scooter swerved to avoid hitting Auron and wrecked into a trash can. His man bun came undone in the kerfuffle. Sephiroth turned his tiddies towards the rough yet handsome man who had called out to him. He had called him “beautiful man” so Sephiroth knew of course that he himself was being addressed. For no one was more beautiful than he. “A drink? Hmmm…I know a place. It’s a few blocks from here. Care to walk together? I could use a little drink myself and we could all use a little change.” Sephiroth half smiled at the man. The two of them walking into Sephiroth’s favorite dive bar would cause quite a stir. “My name is Sephiroth. And you are?” "Let us be off then. No time to waste. And it's Auron." Auron admired Sephiroth's sword. As a man who also carried a sword, he always appreciated good weaponry. "Looks nice. Not my style, but I can see you have good taste in weapons." he nodded acknowledging Sephiroth along the walk, "so you live around here?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:38 am
ShinHaeMoon Sectum_Sempra “Oh ********!” The douchebag on the scooter swerved to avoid hitting Auron and wrecked into a trash can. His man bun came undone in the kerfuffle. Sephiroth turned his tiddies towards the rough yet handsome man who had called out to him. He had called him “beautiful man” so Sephiroth knew of course that he himself was being addressed. For no one was more beautiful than he. “A drink? Hmmm…I know a place. It’s a few blocks from here. Care to walk together? I could use a little drink myself and we could all use a little change.” Sephiroth half smiled at the man. The two of them walking into Sephiroth’s favorite dive bar would cause quite a stir. “My name is Sephiroth. And you are?” "Let us be off then. No time to waste. And it's Auron." Auron admired Sephiroth's sword. As a man who also carried a sword, he always appreciated good weaponry. "Looks nice. Not my style, but I can see you have good taste in weapons." he nodded acknowledging Sephiroth along the walk, "so you live around here?" “Nice to meet you, Auron. And yes, this sword has seen me through a lot…” Sephiroth got a faraway look in his eye and completely forgot that Auron had asked him where he was from. “Drink. Now.” Sephiroth started walking more briskly towards the bar.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:38 am
Sectum_Sempra “Nice to meet you, Auron. And yes, this sword has seen me through a lot…” Sephiroth got a faraway look in his eye and completely forgot that Auron had asked him where he was from. “Drink. Now.” Sephiroth started walking more briskly towards the bar. "Got a good head on your shoulders. I need something strong. Immediately. I am not sure about you, but I've had this bad habit of transcending time, space, and reality and not really sure where I am or why I ended up here. Gotta have something strong to make any sense out of that." Auron was intrigued to find out what a beautiful man like Sephiroth would choose to drink at the bar. Up ahead, he saw a sign for what looked like a pub, "this place it?"
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