Cuán Oileán
Name: Cuán Oileán
Nicknames: Splash
Pronouns: She/Her
Style of Guardianship: Cuan is very hands on. She wants to be there for every team meeting, every training session and has no problem crawling through a window to check and make sure that everyone is okay. Cuan is absolutely there for her people.
Preferred Communication Style: Though she will text (reluctantly), Cuan absolutely prefers to relay her information and assistance in person. How is she supposed to show her caring and dedication through a screen? Ridiculous!
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- Water Sports -- If there is water, Cuán Oileán will come. She simply adores playing in and with water. Many is the time that she's been chased out of a backyard birdbath for splashing about to the point where she displaced all the water meant for the birds. Or the times she's been found writhing happily as the sprinkler system soaked her. Water is the best playmate ever.
Shiny Collecting -- Much like the magpie of legend, if something shiny enough catches her eye, Cuán Oileán will do her damnedest to collect and keep it. Feathers, buttons, bones, pretty bits of rock, you name it, she probably has several squirreled away. And may the gods take pity on you if you suggest that she throw any of it out or suggest that she miiiight have a hoarding problem.
Bad, Gonzo Fantasy -- There has not been a Roger Corman film created that Cuán Oileán has not only seen but loved passionately. SyFy Channel is her God and Sharktopus is Jesus. Which is not to say that she snubs any other TV channel that caters to her odd tastes. Grimm is... watchable if somewhat boring and predictable. OUaT is a magnificent cheese-fest. And Sleepy Hollow and Dracula were completely, wonderfully batshit insane. If it is weird TV or movies with questionable acting and FX that look like your six year old cousin could have built them, it is a damn near guarantee that Cuán Oileán will love it. She's even been known to put off patrolling or being, you know, useful for the sake of catching one of her shows.
Pros:
- Mother Wolf Virtue -- Cuán Oileán may be smol, but she is extraordinarily protective of those she considers her charges. With everything from hounding them to be sure that they have in fact dressed warmly to go out into that terrible storm to literally growling and arching her back at anyone who even looked at them funny, Cuán Oileán will do anything needed to make sure that her precious babies are safe. And if she needs to throw herself at the creepy guy harassing them with claws and teeth bared, so be it. No one is hurting her charges!
Diplomatic Virtue -- A good diplomat needs to know where that fine line between aggression and complacency lies. Cuán Oileán has this ability. While she would never dream of flat out telling someone that their idea sucks donkey d**k, she will delicately point out that while the plan is quite ambitious, perhaps a few changes here and there will make it even better and make them look like a star! Sure, brute force and viciousness have their place, but nothing beats the use of flowery, fancy words for getting things done without painting the walls with blood.
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- Superstitious Flaw -- This kitten is a great believer in omens and portents and signs. If she sees spilled salt, she rushes to find a way to toss it over her shoulder. She will not walk under a ladder and she becomes almost comically anxious when faced with a situation where a mirror might break. All those old wives tales and stories of bad luck exist for a reason. Why are you inviting disaster by flaunting your supposed good luck around. Stahp. Just let Cuán Oileán have her little rituals and gestures and she'll keep everyone safe, okay?
Elitist Flaw -- Cuán Oileán is better than you. The people she works with are better than your team. She has no use for anyone who doesn't meet her own rigid standards of what a proper Sailor Senshi should be. And she will not hesitate to rub your nose in just how very lowly you are. All using the sweetest words possible, of course!
