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[size=11][b]Name:[/b] Canary Jones
[b]Nicknames:[/b] n/a
[b]Pronouns:[/b] She/Her
[b]Age:[/b] 27
[b]Birthday:[/b] April 4

[b]Occupation:[/b] Owner and Operator of Roswell’s (UFO Café)

[b]Hobbies:[/b]

[list] [*] [i]Hilarious Girl Porn --[/i] Canary might not look like it, but she loves to read. Particularly when her book falls under the genre of girl porn. And it's even better if it is unintentionally hilarious. Like the one series about the time-travelling viking Navy Seal. Or the series about the vampires who see in black and white until they sex up their TWOO WUV and then bam! Color vision! Let's face it kids, girl porn is exceedingly funny stuff when done right. And Canary is a damn connoisseur.

[*] [i]Maille Creations --[/i] Don't tell anyone, but Canary is a long time lover of all things chain and scale maille. While she doesn't go for creating full on maille shirts, she does like to occasionally hide away in her garage and craft maille jewelry and accessories. Her favorite creation so far is the flower scale belt she made for the weekend she volunteered at the local Renaissance Faire.

[*] [i]Trolling --[/i] Truth time, boys and girls! Canary loves nothing more than to push people's buttons until she gets a reaction. Sure, she dabbled in the antics of 4chan when she was younger, but now that she’s older and owns her own niche Café, Canary has fine tuned her trolling to cater to her audience. Whether it's inciting the local UFO nerds to demand answers of the Mayor or making sure the most paranoid old fart in town ‘overhears’ her whispering about Bigfoot being spotted strolling through the park, you can be damn sure that Canary will be eagerly watching the reactions of her distinct clientele. And probably grinning like an a*****e the entire time. U mad, bro? [/list]

[b]Pros:[/b]

[list][*] [b]Cooly Confident[/b] [i]Virtue --[/i] Canary is never less than supremely confident in herself and her abilities. Canary Jones cannot, will not and has never failed. Canary knows what she's capable of and she's not afraid to clue you in. So yes, she will be opening that UFO themed Café and she will [i]rock that s**t[/i], thank you very much! Just ignore Old Ned who will see the place as a sign of the coming apocalypse.

[*] [b]Socially Fearless[/b] [i]Virtue --[/i] Nothing rattles Miss Jones. The idea of a social faux pas is laughable. Whether or not she behaves properly, she is always 3000% committed to her choices. What's the point of being afraid to talk or pounding the pavement to drum up business? Canary was put on this earth to have a good time and she's not going to let something stupid like social anxiety get in her goddamn way!

[*] [b]Shrewd[/b] [i]Virtue --[/i] Much like Madonna (y'know, before she got old and took pics of her son swilling booze and got into filming herself in milk baths), Canary has an instinctive grasp on when to act out and when to fade into the background and let her whisper campaign do its job. She always has her eye on what she views as the main prize and every move she makes is a carefully calculated step in that direction. [/list]

[b]Cons:[/b]

[list] [*] [b]Manipulative[/b] [i]Flaw --[/i] Canary knows just what to say or do to convince people to do what she wants. As far as she's concerned, other people are there for her own amusement and needs. And she has zero compunctions against using what she knows about the people around her to manipulate them into doing her bidding. How else do you think she keeps Roswell’s hopping?

[*] [b]Self Absorbed[/b] [i]Flaw --[/i] Canary’s sole focus in life is Canary. Nothing else in life matters. Canary is selfish, waaaaay too stuck on her own legend and if you were to suggest that she's not the whole point of life, she will laugh in your face. Poor, misguided behbies.

[*] [b]Mercenary[/b] [i]Flaw --[/i] Canary Jones is in this game for the money. As such, she is completely willing to do whatever is required to keep that sweet, sweet dolla dolla rolling in. People want to see some random, asshat expert give a lecture about dinosaurs in the Congo? Sure, why not? That crazy Weekly Weird dude wants her to rent Roswell’s out for weekly meetings and he'll pay double the going rate? Where does Canary Jones sign that heckin’ sweet deal? [/list]

[align=center][b]General Appearance[/b][/align]

[b]Eyes[/b]: Wide, deep set , bright orange eyes

[b]Hair[/b]: Black, worn short and punk. Otherwise, pouf city.

[b]Face[/b]: Roasted Coffee complexion with faint dark freckling across the cheeks/nose - straight, beakish nose - full lips - thick, straight eyebrows - average ears

[b]Clothes[/b]: Curious mix of professional and trashy. Has two lip piercings, two eyebrow piercings in one eyebrow, multiple ear piercings in both ears. Typically wears a bold lip and eyeshadow color combo. [/size]