Here are a couple of Christmas Parodies I wrote. The first one is to the 12 days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... 4 Nintendo game cubes, 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... 5 LEGENDARY ROCK STARS of your favorite music band, 4 Nintendo game cubes, 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... 6 steamrolled slippers, 5 LEGENDARY ROCK STARS of your favorite music band, 4 Nintendo game cubes, 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my mother showed to me.... 7 swinging hipsters, 6 steamrolled slippers, 5 LEGENDARY ROCK STARS of your favorite music band, 4 Nintendo game cubes, 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my mother showed to me.... 8 elven movies, 7 swinging hipsters, 6 steamrolled slippers, 5 LEGENDARY ROCK STARS of your favorite music band, 4 Nintendo game cubes, 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... 9 naked nannies, 8 elven movies, 7 swinging hipsters, 6 steamrolled slippers, 5 LEGENDARY ROCK STARS of your favorite music band, 4 Nintendo game cubes, 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... 10 tiny turkeys, 9 naked nannies, 8 elven movies, 7 swinging hipsters, 6 steamrolled slippers, 5 LEGENDARY ROCK STARS of your favorite music band, 4 Nintendo game cubes, 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... 11 wrap filled trash bags, 10 tiny turkeys, 9 naked nannies, 8 elven movies, 7 swinging hipsters, 6 steamrolled slippers, 5 LEGENDARY ROCK STARS of your favorite music band, 4 Nintendo game cubes, 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car hanging in the tree.
On the final day of Christmas, my mother showed to me... a dozen worried guests... 11 wrap filled trash bags, 10 tiny turkeys, 9 naked nannies, 8 elven movies, 7 swinging hipsters, 6 steamrolled slippers, 5 LEGENDARY ROCK STARS of your favorite music band, 4 Nintendo game cubes, 3 gigantic keyboards, 2 Maytag washers, and a brand new car... hanging... in the tree... TIMBER!
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