Right, here we go...
Ban-worthy offenses are shown in red, suspensions are shown in blue, and if it is suspension with possible banning, it's shown in violet.
HEY GUYS! TAKE THIS QUIZ AFTER YOU FINISH READING THE RULES!
Member Quiz, Crew quiz coming soon~
POST YOUR RESULTS IN THE APPROPRIATE THREAD.
GENERAL RULES!
EVERYONE needs to follow these.
0. This one is SO DAMN IMPORTANT that it doesn't even get a real number. It's so all-powerful, all-important, that if you don't obey this rule, Espada #0 Yammi will come crashing down on your house and eat you like ants while fangirls squeal over kitty Grimmjow and batty Ulquiorra. [And if I spoiled this for you, TOO BAD]
ADD TECHNICOLOR SUNSHINE TO YOUR FRIENDSLIST.
Some of you guys are invited in here and we can't keep up! So to save us trouble and to make sure that you get your updates, add her! Don't worry, she doesn't bite! [....out of rage or because she needs to feed on ur brainz]
1. No cybering.
Hugging? Fine. Kissing? Fine. Going at it like bunnies on crack? NOT FINE.
2. No begging outside the begging/questing thread I shall provide.
3. No repeat posts. Just "bump" your thread if you want it seen...But make the bump interesting.
4. UPDATED! No typing or acting like a n00b. I cannot stress this more. If ANYONE here starts behaving like a n00b, I'll personally hunt you down and gouge your eyes out with a tortilla chip, then stab you to death with my Conceptual Physics book after beating you with it, then feast on the delicious goo inside of your head! UNDERSTAND!??!?!?!?!
Actually, provided it's for the lulz... I don't care. >>
5. Be semi-literate. Try to spell correctly, NO 1337, use proper punctuation and grammar...For example, this I praise the most:
"Hello, Florinda! How's the weather?"
I find this semi-acceptable:
"hey, how's it going?"
This is getting depressing, and I'm getting homocidal (not at all acceptable!):
"hi ar u ok"
And this is the WORST:
"lyk3 omgz, ur so ritch, can i hav sum gold plz"
I will MURDER the last two people.
To shorten 4 and 5, Samuel L. Jackson will take over.
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Quote from E.D.:
Current usage
"ENGLISH ********: DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence. "
6. UPDATED! Let's try and keep the swearing to a minimum. Please. Or I'll edit that post. gonk Although, when I put up the special thread, you may swear there. The "Stress Relief" thread, because sometimes, ya just wanna cuss. mad D
This is only really for excessive, abusive swearing.
Other than that, eh. XD
7. Don't forget your manners! "Please" and "thank you" are two sayings that are very well-appreciated, but rarely used, which I find very unfortunate. Don't be afraid to open up and say a "thank you!" where it is well-deserved.
8. UPDATED! No Godmodding. It doesn't matter how long you've been in the guild. Everyone is on the same level until they prove otherwise in a match. I'm no different.
Definition of "Godmodding": #1: Not acknowledging pain/Invincibility (Example: Player 1 uses Stinger Lv. 3. Player 2. allows it. The sword stabs through Player 2's heart. Player 2 ignores pain, and does not die, and pulls the sword out and...) Everyone has a weakness. If you have an operating heart and if you are not undead, you WILL DIE from being stabbed there. xp
#2: Unbeatable attacks (Example: Player 1 uses Mega Kick on Player 2. Player 2 dodges and summons infinite swords that come from every possible direction, and attack Player 1, who cannot possibly move.) Don't even try this here, unless I make a Godmodding thread. 0o;
#3: Teleportation (Example: Player 2 uses Thundaga on Player 1. Player 1 uses "Teleport" to dodge. Player 2 repeats attack. Player 1 dodges again.) If you've read any of the other rules, you'll know about the "eye gouging" thing. Don't make me get the tortilla chips.
9. No flaming.
10. UPDATED! No quoting the first post and/or stretching the pages. More likely than not, I'll let this one slide. But avoid doing it. *reveals bag of tortilla chips* twisted
11. NO flaming/harrassing other people about their beliefs!
12. NO racism, sexism, or (insert ethnicity here) supremacy!
13. NO PAGE-STRETCHING.
CREW RULES!!
Yeah, you get rules in addition to the other ones. Ain't I a peach?
1. Consult me before banning or suspending someone.
Tell me the offense, the offender, and how long ago it happened, and we'll go on from there.
2. No power abuse!
I'll make a thread where you can abuse your power, but talk to me before really "stalking" someone.
When I say "stalk", I mean repeatedly messing with that person.
Sure, do it a little bit when it's funny, or (if another crew memeber or me) when that person messed with you, but no going nuts. Or you're outta the guild.
3. NO TOP-SECRET CONSPIRACY MEETINGS TO TAKE OVER THE GUILD AND KICK ME OUT!!!!
ninja
4. (Please) ask me before moving threads. Things confuse me easily, and when I'm looking for something and can't find it, my computer pays the price.
5. NO EDITING THE RULES! mad D I SOOO had to lock this thread. mad D And you all know about the tortilla chips. They will get used on you too!
6: Be helpful. If one of the Members is having a problem, why not discuss it with them?
~*TIPS!!*~
/-How to Become a Mod-/
#1: Be one of the first four people to join the guild. (Kinda late for that.)
#2: Be active in the guild.
#3: Follow the rules and the ToS!
#4: PROVE THINESELF WORTHY!!! My Crew has proven themselves worthy of being authority figures.
Ban-worthy offenses are shown in red, suspensions are shown in blue, and if it is suspension with possible banning, it's shown in violet.
HEY GUYS! TAKE THIS QUIZ AFTER YOU FINISH READING THE RULES!
Member Quiz, Crew quiz coming soon~
POST YOUR RESULTS IN THE APPROPRIATE THREAD.
GENERAL RULES!
EVERYONE needs to follow these.
0. This one is SO DAMN IMPORTANT that it doesn't even get a real number. It's so all-powerful, all-important, that if you don't obey this rule, Espada #0 Yammi will come crashing down on your house and eat you like ants while fangirls squeal over kitty Grimmjow and batty Ulquiorra. [And if I spoiled this for you, TOO BAD]
ADD TECHNICOLOR SUNSHINE TO YOUR FRIENDSLIST.
Some of you guys are invited in here and we can't keep up! So to save us trouble and to make sure that you get your updates, add her! Don't worry, she doesn't bite! [....out of rage or because she needs to feed on ur brainz]
1. No cybering.
Hugging? Fine. Kissing? Fine. Going at it like bunnies on crack? NOT FINE.
2. No begging outside the begging/questing thread I shall provide.
3. No repeat posts. Just "bump" your thread if you want it seen...But make the bump interesting.
4. UPDATED! No typing or acting like a n00b. I cannot stress this more. If ANYONE here starts behaving like a n00b, I'll personally hunt you down and gouge your eyes out with a tortilla chip, then stab you to death with my Conceptual Physics book after beating you with it, then feast on the delicious goo inside of your head! UNDERSTAND!??!?!?!?!
Actually, provided it's for the lulz... I don't care. >>
5. Be semi-literate. Try to spell correctly, NO 1337, use proper punctuation and grammar...For example, this I praise the most:
"Hello, Florinda! How's the weather?"
I find this semi-acceptable:
"hey, how's it going?"
This is getting depressing, and I'm getting homocidal (not at all acceptable!):
"hi ar u ok"
And this is the WORST:
"lyk3 omgz, ur so ritch, can i hav sum gold plz"
I will MURDER the last two people.
To shorten 4 and 5, Samuel L. Jackson will take over.
Quote from E.D.:
Current usage
"ENGLISH ********: DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence. "
6. UPDATED! Let's try and keep the swearing to a minimum. Please. Or I'll edit that post. gonk Although, when I put up the special thread, you may swear there. The "Stress Relief" thread, because sometimes, ya just wanna cuss. mad D
This is only really for excessive, abusive swearing.
Other than that, eh. XD
7. Don't forget your manners! "Please" and "thank you" are two sayings that are very well-appreciated, but rarely used, which I find very unfortunate. Don't be afraid to open up and say a "thank you!" where it is well-deserved.
8. UPDATED! No Godmodding. It doesn't matter how long you've been in the guild. Everyone is on the same level until they prove otherwise in a match. I'm no different.
Definition of "Godmodding": #1: Not acknowledging pain/Invincibility (Example: Player 1 uses Stinger Lv. 3. Player 2. allows it. The sword stabs through Player 2's heart. Player 2 ignores pain, and does not die, and pulls the sword out and...) Everyone has a weakness. If you have an operating heart and if you are not undead, you WILL DIE from being stabbed there. xp
#2: Unbeatable attacks (Example: Player 1 uses Mega Kick on Player 2. Player 2 dodges and summons infinite swords that come from every possible direction, and attack Player 1, who cannot possibly move.) Don't even try this here, unless I make a Godmodding thread. 0o;
#3: Teleportation (Example: Player 2 uses Thundaga on Player 1. Player 1 uses "Teleport" to dodge. Player 2 repeats attack. Player 1 dodges again.) If you've read any of the other rules, you'll know about the "eye gouging" thing. Don't make me get the tortilla chips.
9. No flaming.
10. UPDATED! No quoting the first post and/or stretching the pages. More likely than not, I'll let this one slide. But avoid doing it. *reveals bag of tortilla chips* twisted
11. NO flaming/harrassing other people about their beliefs!
12. NO racism, sexism, or (insert ethnicity here) supremacy!
13. NO PAGE-STRETCHING.
CREW RULES!!
Yeah, you get rules in addition to the other ones. Ain't I a peach?
1. Consult me before banning or suspending someone.
Tell me the offense, the offender, and how long ago it happened, and we'll go on from there.
2. No power abuse!
I'll make a thread where you can abuse your power, but talk to me before really "stalking" someone.
When I say "stalk", I mean repeatedly messing with that person.
Sure, do it a little bit when it's funny, or (if another crew memeber or me) when that person messed with you, but no going nuts. Or you're outta the guild.
3. NO TOP-SECRET CONSPIRACY MEETINGS TO TAKE OVER THE GUILD AND KICK ME OUT!!!!
ninja
4. (Please) ask me before moving threads. Things confuse me easily, and when I'm looking for something and can't find it, my computer pays the price.
5. NO EDITING THE RULES! mad D I SOOO had to lock this thread. mad D And you all know about the tortilla chips. They will get used on you too!
6: Be helpful. If one of the Members is having a problem, why not discuss it with them?
~*TIPS!!*~
/-How to Become a Mod-/
#1: Be one of the first four people to join the guild. (Kinda late for that.)
#2: Be active in the guild.
#3: Follow the rules and the ToS!
#4: PROVE THINESELF WORTHY!!! My Crew has proven themselves worthy of being authority figures.
