-Located in a sketchy cornfield
-Hogsmeade-esque village is disguised as a "ghost town" so muggles don't enter, students love the joke
-OWL equivalent test is "Ordinary Practical Exams" or "OPE" because I'm hilarious
-School themed on progress, growth, and development, much like the midwest itself.
-Students often have wild hair and crazy ideas, teachers nourish and develop that
-School is one of the few to offer a Broommaking class, as the Midwest makes some of the finest brooms in the country, and perhaps the world.
-OWLs are the FORDs, NEWTs are the EDISONs... acronyms to come.