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Silk was running along the top of a brick wall that outlined one of the many parks in the city proper. It was business as usual in the early evening. Steal some corndogs, mess up some antiques when he slipped into stores, people watch---Yeah, the usual. There was a slight deviation tonight though, as the kitten skidded to a halt on the wall and looked down.

Woooah just his luck.

There was no mistaking the look of a fellow Guardian, and this one just reeked of that goody two shoes aura.

He knew just what to do.

"CORRUPT OR DIE!"

Came his battle cry, as the kitten flung himself right off the wall and right into the older Guardian cat below him.

Oh man. Not only was this Guardian like...OLDER he was like...SUPER OLD! Old Man old. Why else would he be calling him child!? It was amazing Silk didn't hear the sounds of this cat's hips breaking when he landed on him.

"You're going to corrupt to Chaos or die, old man!" Said the kitten was he rolled around with the older cat on the sidewalk...trying to sink his teeth into anything he could, but mostly getting Tama's cape. Wait on second thought...maybe he shouldn't tell this cat to corrupt. If he was super old, he probably had one paw in the grave and would die soon anyways.

Hmm...maybe he should just put the other Guardian out of his misery, then?

"YEAH! You need some hearing aids, grandpa!?" Silk's claws were already out a long time ago, but because they were of the kitten variety, they weren't quite as imposing as Tama's. The Chaos Guardian wasn't making much of an impact trying to nom on the other cat's cape, so he decided to try another tactic instead.

Silk reached and swiped at the other Guardian's glasses, aiming to knock them off his face. He was old and stuff, so if he lost his glasses he'd probably be blind.

Ah, the sound of destruction (no matter the scale). It was music to his ears. Actually...seeing the glasses go sliding across the ground along with the Guardian's outburst gave Silk a new idea. After all, it wouldn't be fun if he just simply beat some old a**!

Silk pushed away from Tama, and zipped right for the fallen glasses. "Does it look like I give a s**t!?" He asked, and then picked them up. His words were a little muffled as he spoke. "Com n' ge' vem ven!" With that he took off with the Guardian's glasses.

Silk was just filled with so much glee to hear the older cat giving chase behind him. Granted, even if he was out of shape, he had those blasted longer legs compared to the kitten. No matter! Silk was going to give him a run for his money. Or in this case, his glasses.

One advantage the kitten had over the cat? He could slip and squeeze into smaller spaces, and he did.

He took a sharp right into an alley, and it was block across by large dumpsters---except for that low gap at the bottom that Silk shot straight for, and disappeared underneath. He came out the other side, cackling, and looked back to make sure Tama was still following him.

Silk had to give the Guardian some credit for actually trying to squeeze under it. Even if that was stupid. When it was apparent Tama wasn't coming out the other side to continue pursuing him though, the kitten slowed until he came to a pause.

"Did your fat a** get stuck?" The kitten bounded back over to the dumpster, and golden eyes peered underneath. "Holy s**t, you did!" He laughed, obnoxiously. "That's what you stupid Moonies get!" He told him. "Maybe I should call a General Sovereign and have you join our side, huh!? You're in the prime spot to get caught!"

Woah wait---was that fat a** old man actually getting out---

This was, to date, the most high pitched screech Silk had ever let out. He would deny to the day he died that he ever made such a sound. He. Would. Deny.

The kitten had gotten incredibly cocky and thought the older cat would be stuck for a good long while. So he was surprised when Tama managed to squeeze out of his tight predicament. Silk ended up freezing in surprise, and it was for a moment too long. The kitten ended up getting steam rolled by the older cat, and his screech turned into yowls of agony as the claws and teeth started to land. He wasn't one to take that lying down though, and soon his own little teeth and claws were out as he battled with Tama.