Renee Young would be in a studio located in the CWF headquarters with a table set up and a headset on! She would have a camera on her, in which they weren't live on the air, but this would definitely broadcast once it was all over! She would then begin to speak as the cameras would now be rolling after the camera guy would give her the signal!
"HELLLOOOO everyone, my name is Renee Young, and welcome to the FIRST episode of CRITICAL SMACK, here in Critical Wrestling Federation! why is it called Critical Smack you ask!? well, one, it's a play on the company's name, and TWO, I'll be SMACKING pretty hard with some of the topics I'll be touching on! keep in mind though, we're just in Gaiaonline, and this all just for 'fun' and a 'hobby' with 'old friends'! be sure to tune in every time I get the chance to speak my mind, as there will be an episode per page! Feel free to chime in, as you'd have a whooooole week to come join me, before I continue onto the next episode! NOW, the topic I'd like to touch on is..."
UNPROFESSIONALISM IN THE WORK PLACE.
"Now you see, from what I know of before the Royal Rumble Match, the owner already had all 30 entry spots filled up, maybe two to three weeks in advance. Anyone who got an invitation afterwards, the owner was definitely feeling generous, and wanted everyone to be apart of something historic, so needless to say, there were some Rumble entries who got sacrificed so others can partake in a memorable match, however, what a bad decision that was,
because oh boy! drama in the rumble match with petty eliminations and cursing that was picked up on camera! and man, was there a lot of editing and censorship! BUT ANYWAYS.. Royal Rumble numbers were sacrificed and given to TNW:R stars such as longest reigning TNW:R Champion Seth Rollins and Kenny Omega, who showed an amazing effort and professionalism in the ring, even after being eliminated.
However, when it came to the likes of Randy Orton, Jinder Mahal and Roman Reigns, there was nonstop bitching and moaning and crying and complaining and a trail of SALT left behind each competitor as they made their way up the ramp to go stick tampons up their asses and complain to the owner! and what a sad sight that was! But in the end, they decided to stay. The owner would then put Jinder Mahal in a match with Edge, who would just completely waste everyone's time by doing a nonsense match, in which a legend and superstar like Edge truly didn't deserve! and Roman Reigns would then be given an opportunity to go one on one with the most valuable man in this community today, the CWF and TNW:R Champion, Matt Gennison, in which the two would battle a decently long main event worthy match, Matt making an EXCLUSIVE appearance on the shows, and defeating Roman Reigns with a GODLY Rainmaker as the crowd cheered for Roman's demise, and when that was all set and done, Roman would then look to continue to b***h and moan!
it's amazing, I say! But it doesn't end there! Paul Heyman would then come out and speak an unnecessary, unwanted, undeserved opinion on the staff and the workers who've done more for this business than he's ever done in his whole life time, only to get the boot from the owner, but before the owner could toss him out, he left! It's amazing how we live in a future so advanced with technology that even the trash takes itself out now! whoa!
Anyways, Brian Anthony Lonesome, the man behind the characters, is definitely without a doubt, the most nerve racking, skin crawling, scat eating parasite piece of shiit in this community, who definitely needs to either kill himself slowly, or die from the cancer which is himself! Not only does autism live in his brain cells, but he's also gay and stupid! what a combination! and don't worry! I'm 100% in character right now, and it's definitely fine for me to say these things! I hope feelings weren't hurt since it's just RP!---huh? what's that?" Renee would feel her headset, pushing it closer as it was Vince McMahon talking to her in her headset, telling her to close the show. "Well!
that's all the time we have for today, this has been CRITICAL SMACK and I'm Renee Young, signing off! I'll see you on the next episode to discuss some bullshiit!"
"HELLLOOOO everyone, my name is Renee Young, and welcome to the FIRST episode of CRITICAL SMACK, here in Critical Wrestling Federation! why is it called Critical Smack you ask!? well, one, it's a play on the company's name, and TWO, I'll be SMACKING pretty hard with some of the topics I'll be touching on! keep in mind though, we're just in Gaiaonline, and this all just for 'fun' and a 'hobby' with 'old friends'! be sure to tune in every time I get the chance to speak my mind, as there will be an episode per page! Feel free to chime in, as you'd have a whooooole week to come join me, before I continue onto the next episode! NOW, the topic I'd like to touch on is..."
UNPROFESSIONALISM IN THE WORK PLACE.
"Now you see, from what I know of before the Royal Rumble Match, the owner already had all 30 entry spots filled up, maybe two to three weeks in advance. Anyone who got an invitation afterwards, the owner was definitely feeling generous, and wanted everyone to be apart of something historic, so needless to say, there were some Rumble entries who got sacrificed so others can partake in a memorable match, however, what a bad decision that was,
because oh boy! drama in the rumble match with petty eliminations and cursing that was picked up on camera! and man, was there a lot of editing and censorship! BUT ANYWAYS.. Royal Rumble numbers were sacrificed and given to TNW:R stars such as longest reigning TNW:R Champion Seth Rollins and Kenny Omega, who showed an amazing effort and professionalism in the ring, even after being eliminated.
However, when it came to the likes of Randy Orton, Jinder Mahal and Roman Reigns, there was nonstop bitching and moaning and crying and complaining and a trail of SALT left behind each competitor as they made their way up the ramp to go stick tampons up their asses and complain to the owner! and what a sad sight that was! But in the end, they decided to stay. The owner would then put Jinder Mahal in a match with Edge, who would just completely waste everyone's time by doing a nonsense match, in which a legend and superstar like Edge truly didn't deserve! and Roman Reigns would then be given an opportunity to go one on one with the most valuable man in this community today, the CWF and TNW:R Champion, Matt Gennison, in which the two would battle a decently long main event worthy match, Matt making an EXCLUSIVE appearance on the shows, and defeating Roman Reigns with a GODLY Rainmaker as the crowd cheered for Roman's demise, and when that was all set and done, Roman would then look to continue to b***h and moan!
it's amazing, I say! But it doesn't end there! Paul Heyman would then come out and speak an unnecessary, unwanted, undeserved opinion on the staff and the workers who've done more for this business than he's ever done in his whole life time, only to get the boot from the owner, but before the owner could toss him out, he left! It's amazing how we live in a future so advanced with technology that even the trash takes itself out now! whoa!
Anyways, Brian Anthony Lonesome, the man behind the characters, is definitely without a doubt, the most nerve racking, skin crawling, scat eating parasite piece of shiit in this community, who definitely needs to either kill himself slowly, or die from the cancer which is himself! Not only does autism live in his brain cells, but he's also gay and stupid! what a combination! and don't worry! I'm 100% in character right now, and it's definitely fine for me to say these things! I hope feelings weren't hurt since it's just RP!---huh? what's that?" Renee would feel her headset, pushing it closer as it was Vince McMahon talking to her in her headset, telling her to close the show. "Well!
that's all the time we have for today, this has been CRITICAL SMACK and I'm Renee Young, signing off! I'll see you on the next episode to discuss some bullshiit!"
