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 Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:35 am
There was a youma.
It wasn't a very big youma, hardly larger than Wendell himself, but it was there and it was annoying. In fact, it was trying to eat Wendell, which he found very distressing on a multitude of levels, but he was going to defeat it if it was the last thing he did.
Which it might be, if it actually succeeded in eating him, but that was beside the point. It was also shaped sort of like a bird, long winged and snappish with two beaks side by side, one of which Wendell had just smacked a paw at to get the thing away from him.
"AVAST, DEMON! BEGONE WITH YOU!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:00 pm
It was the yelling that first attracted Silk, because let's be real, he was a raging a*****e...so it was only natural. It was the spectacle that came next, that had him utterly amused. Watching that other cat try to battle that flying rat of a youma was great. The chaos kitten was currently perched on a nearby park wall, with a rather lovely view of the show. "Yeah...you should yell at it more." He called out to the other cat. " I think it's really ******** helping."
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:07 am
Wendell's head swiveled around.
"HARK!" he yelled, bounding away from the youma, who gave an indignant squawk at being disregarded and lumbered after him, beaks snapping together. Wendell paid it no mind at all and instead skidded to a halt at the base of the wall, beaming up at the other cat.
"A NEW FRIEND APPEARS!" Wendell declared brightly. "DID YOU COME TO JOIN THE FRAY?"
The youma was now tugging at his scarf, trying to drag him back again.
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:40 pm
Silk stared down at Wendell with a look that clearly said what was he even looking at. This cat was....special. Something else... "We're not friends." The kitten told the older cat. "We're enemies! I can tell you're an awful goody two shoes Order monkey! If you want to be a real guardian, you'd come join the Negaverse! That's where the real power is at!" His golden gaze flicked towards the youma, and then back at Wendell. "You gonna take care of that, dip stick?"
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:52 pm
Wendell hardly batted an eye at this obvious lack of understanding on the other cat's behalf. "We are absolutely friends!" he said brightly, as the youma latched onto his tail and gave an almighty tug that had Wendell skidding back a few steps. "We are totally and completely friends, you might not realize it yet, but we definitely are, because you're a cat and I'm a cat, and of course that means we're friends."
He kicked out a paw backwards and the youma gave an irritated squawk, which Wendell ignored, still beaming.
"What's your name? You're very cute!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:00 pm
Silk just stared and stared and stared at this cat. Was he being serious!? Or was he pulling his leg!? "Did your mom drop you on the head too many times?" He asked the other cat, seriously. "Just because we're both cats DOES NOT mean we're friends! I just told you, we're enemies, because you're a stupid Order cat!" But then Wendell had to go and call him cute. Immediately, Silk was up and his back was arched, his fur poofing out. " I am NOT cute! And my name is SCREW YOU!" He hissed.
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:04 pm
"I don't have a mother, that I know of!" said Wendell, distracted by the fact that he now needed to stop and mull over this for a moment. Did he have a mother? Had she dropped him on his head? Was it possible that he'd somehow been injured as a kitten?
The youma chewed on his tail. Wendell kicked back again without turning around, paw connecting with a set of beaks that screeched in abject protest at this terrible treatment.
"Well, I suppose any of that could be true," said Wendell musingly, then snapped his head up, beaming brightly at the cat. "But, no, I'm sure everything is just fine! Even if I was dropped, I'm totally fine now, and you're great, and really, that's not a great name for you, so I shall call you Scrooge, because I heard that name on the telly and it sounded right, and I don't know what it means, but it fights you somehow!"
He smiled brightly. The youma snapped his tail a second later and he toppled over in a jangle of coins, Wendell still smiling even as he batted at the youma again with all four sets of paws this time.
"You can call me Wendy, if you like!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:47 am
"Oh, you don't have a mother? MAKES SENSE!" Silk snarled. "You're so stupid she didn't want you anymore!" Never mind that Silk didn't know who was his mother was. Never mind that. The kitten's fur puffed out even more, and he let out a low yowl of pure annoyance as Wendell dubbed him Scrooge. The youma didn't even exist to Silk anymore, it was just Wendell and his...his... stupidity. "I'll call you DEAD"! He growled, and then lept off of the wall to pounce on the older cat instead. But let's be real. He probably wasn't going to be able to do much. Seriously.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:34 am
Wendell possibly could have taken offense at this, but he wasn't the sort to do that and besides, he was too determined to make this grumpy little kitten his new best friend to actually pay attention to what he was actually saying.
That, and the youma was still trying to eat him. Also beside the point.
The kitten slammed into him and Wendell went rolling, the youma still following, so it became a tangle of furry limbs and snapping beaks and squawking youma in some sort of katamari until finally they rolled into the wall, Wendell trying to extricate himself unsuccessfully.
"DOES THIS MEAN YOU'LL BE MY BESTIE NOW? HOW GREAT YOU WANT TO KILL THIS YOUMA!" he yelled happily, and kicked the youma hard in the head. It promptly went skittering sideways.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:44 pm
Silk rolled and rolled, and when he hit the wall with both Wendell and the youma, he was just nothing short of infuriated. How stupid this cat was just made him crazy. "NO!" He yelled. "WE ARE NOT FRIENDS!" He smacked Wendell's head with a paw. "WE ARE NOT BESTIES!" He smacked his head again. "AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID YOUMA!" Just for another good measure, he smacked Wendell's head again. Then he tried to push away from the older cat. "For the love of Metalia! I don't want you to join our ranks! Stay right where you are and don't come to Chaos!" He hissed.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:53 pm
Wendell batted at the cat with his paws, but it was less an attempt at fighting and more just an attempt at being playful, because, after all, they were friends now, and he wasn't about to let a silly little thing like Chaos and the like get in between his friendships.
The bop to his head made him squawk, Wendell finally managing to disentangle himself and slink away as the youma made a snatch for him, beaks closing around his tail. He jumped about a foot, smacking a back leg out instinctively, and felt it connect, the creature rolling away, mewling, while Wendell turned back to the kitten.
"Hitting isn't very nice, you know," he informed him somberly.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:33 pm
" THAT'S THE POINT!" Silk yelled, immediately arching up on his paws and poofing his fur out. He yowled and hissed and just couldn't understand this cat at all. Like. No. Hitting him wasn't doing anything. Talking to him wasn't doing anything. Silk couldn't get a rise out of him, so in short, the kitten just didn't know what to do about him. Not a single clue.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:26 am
The youma squealed back towards the pair of them, side by side beaks snapping, and Wendell smacked a fierce kick in just the right spot. It gave a squawk - a last, protesting, pathetic sound - then crumpled into dust, which blew gently away on the wind.
Wendell lifted a paw to lick at it, grooming the mussed fur, then turned to stare brightly at the kitten.
"So," he said cheerfully. "Friends!"
It wasn't really a question.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:18 pm
" Nope." Silk deflated, his fur smoothing down and his back lowering from the arch. " No." He just didn't know what to do with this crazy asshat of a cat anymore. " No." He then immediately turned, and scampered away noping his way out of this entire situation and sorely regretting the moment he crossed paths with him.
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