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 Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:36 pm
It was just another day---well, as much as it could be, anyways. Chase was still not quite okay, Regan was still shook, and Prissy still WALKED THIS EARTH UGH, but you know, aside from that stuff. Yeah. It was another day. It was another day that Silk padded into the kitchen to get himself some left over corndog and---
The kitten immediately paused as he realized that he wasn't alone in the kitchen.
And it wasn't that other stupid normal cat either.
It was him.
That other cat that he was aware lived here but that he was lucky to not run into until now.
That other cat that adored Prissy.
Silk nearly vomited a hairball.
It wasn't hard to figure it out---a Mau could tell another Mau, and besides, everything about that stupid cat's posture and aura just screamed he was a Prissy groupie. Silk immediately puffed out in annoyance and hissed.
"What are you doing in my kitchen?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:42 am
Theodore was minding his own business, having made the trek from Miss Prissy's room to the kitchen for some water, when someone (a challenger) approached. His back was turned to the kitchen invader and his head was bent carefully as to not disturb the hat atop his head while he lapped filtered water from the bowl that had been set out for him (them).
What are you doing in my kitchen?
Very slowly, dramatically, Theodore lifted his head, tongue licking at the drips of water around his maw. The turn and glance over his shoulder was even slower, eyes narrowed at the intruder before he hmphed at him and returned to his water drinking.
Once he was satisfied he turned, plopping his butt down on the kitchen tile. "This isn't your kitchen." He said too smugly.
He knew this cat, the very same one who he'd gone out of his way to ignore and avoid if only because it was his cat. That stinky human that treated his lady like a simpleton.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:55 pm
It really pissed Silk off to be ignored like that. Like even more than he was usually pissed off. "It is my kitchen you fruity tool!" He spat, nearly scampering sideways with his back arched up to Theodore. "I was here before you, which makes it mine! You're the interloper in this house, and you're not wanted, so you can leave anytime!" His back arched. " And you can take that bubblegum brained trollop you call a master with you." Golden eyes narrowed at the older cat. "I also have another bone to pick with you--- you don't get to threaten my sister." Only Silk could be a raging a*****e to Lace. No one else.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:49 pm
Theodore had started cleaning himself as Silk threw his tantrum and resulted to name-calling. While it would have been easy to shoot insults right back at the black cat, the persian resisted. Barely. It took a lot of effort.
Like, a tremendous amount of effort and self restraint.
"At least Miss Prissy wouldn't abandon me as your master did." He stated, giving the kitten a level stare after he finished with a particularly unruly patch of fur.
He had to look pristine next to this hood-rat cat.
Theodore looked at Silk for a long time before responding.
"I don't know what you're talking about," he said in the most polite way he could muster.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:07 pm
Seriously, this cat pissed him off just by BREATHING THE SAME AIR. Much less not taking the kitten seriously. "Chase was---" Actually, he wasn't exactly sure why Chase had disappeared. He knew where he had been and the results, but not exactly the why. "Chase was getting stronger for the Negaverse!" He spat at Theodore. "You know what Prissy was doing?" A small pause. " Nothing!" He hissed. "Aside from spending money and being stupid! The reason she wouldn't leave you out on your sorry a** is because you're just as stupid as her and stupidity attracts stupidity!" The kitten drew even closer to Theodore, well within swiping distance, and narrowed his eyes. " You know exactly what I'm talking about---" It was here Silk paused, and suddenly he went from spitting hissing mad to collected. It was rather eerie. His silky fur smoothed out, his back stopped arching, and he took up a sitting position across from Theo. "I know you threatened my sister." Silk replied, rather calmly. "Which leaves one to wonder..." He trailed off for a moment. " Were you jealous of her?" Underneath his fur fluff, his lips curled. "Are you afraid Prissy is going to like someone more than you? Afraid you won't be her number one anymore? Threatened by a kitten?" His tone grew gleefully malicious. " I know Chase won't replace me, but it seems you don't have that same level of confidence in Prissy."
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:35 am
"Miss Prissy is the reason the house didn't get foreclosed on in your master's absence." Theodore pointed out, ignoring the fact that he didn't know if what he was saying was true or not. As long as he said it in a matter-of-fact way and like it was the absolute truth it would seem like it was as such.
"That would explain how you came to be the pink haired man's cat then, wouldn't it?" He sounded smug when he said it, proud of himself for not reverting to calling him Stinky Chase because he thought it would reduce the impact of his insult. "Stupid attracts stupid, as you put it."
The edges of his mouth curled up, teeth exposed for the strange cat smile.
"You have a sister? How unfortunate, for her." Theodore snorted, shaking his head at the black cat. The accusations stung, but Theodore was determined to not let it show.
He was the main cat in this house, not this stupid kitten. "I told you, I don't know what you're talking about."
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:09 pm
"You're stupid, so of course you wouldn't know that nothing was gonna happen to this house because Chase is <******** rich. That means he has a lot of money." The duh in Silk's tone was very much implied. Whatever cool demeanor the kitten had managed to muster for those few moments dissipated as his fur puffed out again in irritation. "No, awesome attracts awesome, that's why I'm here!" It was here that Silk stopped sitting, and moved closer to Theodore, getting right up in his space. "Yeah, I do, and it's unfortunate for your poser a** that she is. You see, you can stop lying, because there's no way I'd mistake anyone else for the fruit cake she described as you. The stupid hat really gives it away." It was here that Silk leapt straight up and knocked the hat right off Theodore's head.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:37 pm
"Except money doesn't matter if you aren't around to pay the bills," Theodore sneered right back, claws coming out when he leaned forward in preparation. "There were several people who had to pick up his slack," he drawled in a matter-of-fact tone.
He had no idea to what extent only that Chase had been missing for a good chunk of time and many things had gone wayward in his absence. He was pretty sure he'd seen a redheaded lady going to and from that dumb coffee shop the stupid pink-and-black haired man owned taking care of business in the absence of the man.
Teeth were bared in the wake of Silk getting up into his face and he hissed reactively. "Get away--" There was a gasp interrupting his warning when Silk had the nerve to knock his hat off his head. "How dare you." He hissed right before he lunged at the smaller cat.
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:31 am
Except Silk was pretty sure that's how money did work. If you had enough of it, it didn't matter what you did, because the money took care of stuff. Chase pretty much owned everything, didn't he? That was how Silk saw it. "HA!" Silk sneered as he landed from his hop. Except, " Oh shi---" There was, uh, something just a little intimidating about a larger cat lunging at you. Next came the sound of nails frantically scratching at the hard floor trying to get traction, but he was just a little too late. His kitten body was bowled over by Theodore's larger one, and Silk felt himself go sliding along the floor. "Get offa me, FATTY!" The kitten cried, trying to kick Theodore with his back legs.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:20 am
There was a triumph to having Silk trapped beneath his weight and he wondered if the trash cat felt this powerful whenever his big fat butt sat on things. Probably, he looked like he had very little to be proud of let alone powerful over.
"Maybe you shouldn't mess with other people's hats," he sneered, lifting a paw and trying to finds Silk's face to squish it against the kitchen tile.
He wasn't going to move his furry but, nope! He was going to savor this.lucyal will probably have chase intervene next post, feel free to push him off.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:48 pm
"Maybe you shouldn't pretend to be a know it all tool! Ow---HEY!" Silk's voice was muffled further when the cat's paw found his face, and it was squished against the floor. Man. He couldn't wait until he was an adult cat! Then he couldn't get pushed around and sat on like this! Hey wait though--- The kitten turned his head, and then bit Theodore's paw as hard as he could. Nuxaz Up to you! IDC what needs to happen next XD
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:20 am
"Says the one--- OW, OW WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP!!!!" Theodore was screeching because there was a mouth on his paw and teeth in his fur and it hurt! "STOP IT!" He yowled, trying to smack the terrible offending mouth away with his other paw.
He couldn't even detach himself, he was so taken back by the maw over his paw.
He was so distracted that he didn't hear the footsteps broaching the kitchen until a voice boomed over them.
"That's enough."
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:03 pm
Man, Theodore was just not letting go. Which meant Silk wasn't about to let go, either. Well, not until he heard that voice anyways. The kitten immediately stopped biting the other cat, trying to turn his head to get a better look at his savior (or possible discipliner). "He started it!" Silk immediately yowled, only all too eager to throw Theodore under the bus if they were both about to get in trouble.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:16 pm
"And I'm ending it." His voice was curt, displeasure recognizable from tone alone. The scuffling of loafers on tile were audible when he came over and picked both cats up by the scruff of their neck and lifted them up.
Theodore squeaked, paws folding over his chest while pink eyes glared at the stupid haired intruder. His nose wrinkled and he harumphed before turning his glare over to Silk.
"I expect better of you, Silk," he scolded before he looked over at Theodore.
"As for you, you are a guest in this house regardless of whether or not you have attached yourself to Prissy. Behave." He paused to make sure both cats were aware of how serious he was. "Both of you. This will be your only warning."
Setting them back down, yards apart, Chase shook his head.
When he wasn't looking, Theodore stuck his tongue out at him before scampering off to collect his hat and slink off.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:40 am
Oh no. Silk couldn't help but pitifully curl as he was picked up by the scruff and spoken to in a tone that was honestly more scary being being picked up. The kitten looked anywhere but at Chase, his ears flattening against his head in shame as he was scolded. He cringed a few times during the short but very meaningful lecture, and was so upset that Chase was scolding him that he couldn't even appreciate that Theodore had gotten a very good verbal lashing. When the kitten was set down, it was that awful mix of not wanting to make eye contact but wanting to, wanting to say something but not, wanting to flee like Theodore was, but also feeling like he needed to stay for a moment. He also felt like he should be saying sorry, but he also didn't really want to, because Theodore was a p***k and he wasn't sorry for trying to kick his a**. After a few moments if gut wrenching indecision, the kitten started to slink towards the exit as well.
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