The fact of the matter was that she... was in love!
No really this time she swears! It was love at first sight! She had been using a newspaper to hide (unsuccessfully) from an ex when she saw it, a grainy 2x1 portrait in black and white of Phony City's very own brand new advice columnist.
And she fell hard. And this time it was real, the same thing she said all the other times she 'fell in love'.
So, she did the one thing any respectable red blooded pony would do, She made up flattering problems to force a pretty girl to talk to her.
It was foolproof.
Dear Agony aunt,
Lately I've felt like I've been working out too much, while I look amazing, I haven't had time for anything else. How am I supposed to look as gorgeous as you and have free time to myself?
Love
Gymrat Jammer
Atmadja