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Far below the city's sewers rests a forgotten entrance to an old amethyst mine overrun with fiends.
The entrance gives way into dull, heavily mined caverns that wind and twist. Only the most brave of heart (or stupid of brain) would dare wander far enough to begin to hear the rhythmic thumping of Rob Zombie's hit record 'Hellbilly'. The awful music draws Dungeoneers deeper, if only to find its source and make it stop.
At just the spot where gray, hard rock breaks into large swaths of amethyst geodes stretching across the walls, a hand painted sign reads
"GATHER YE ADVENTURERS HERE".
Beneath the neat, scripted message is graffiti of a fat dragon farting on an under-geared adventurer. (There are scuffs on the signs, as if an attempt had been made to remove the graffiti) An information booth sits just behind the sign with a very eager girl behind it. Her long bunny ears ears twitch along to the beat of the pulsing music coming from a stereo perched on the counter. Beside her snoozes another girl, this one with prismatic skin and shaggy hair. Across the sleeping girl's chest is a book featuring a very muscled man holding the fainting form of a busty woman in a vibrant Court Jester's outfit. The title scrawled across the book in gold letters is "Harlequin Nights".
The entrance gives way into dull, heavily mined caverns that wind and twist. Only the most brave of heart (or stupid of brain) would dare wander far enough to begin to hear the rhythmic thumping of Rob Zombie's hit record 'Hellbilly'. The awful music draws Dungeoneers deeper, if only to find its source and make it stop.
At just the spot where gray, hard rock breaks into large swaths of amethyst geodes stretching across the walls, a hand painted sign reads
"GATHER YE ADVENTURERS HERE".
Beneath the neat, scripted message is graffiti of a fat dragon farting on an under-geared adventurer. (There are scuffs on the signs, as if an attempt had been made to remove the graffiti) An information booth sits just behind the sign with a very eager girl behind it. Her long bunny ears ears twitch along to the beat of the pulsing music coming from a stereo perched on the counter. Beside her snoozes another girl, this one with prismatic skin and shaggy hair. Across the sleeping girl's chest is a book featuring a very muscled man holding the fainting form of a busty woman in a vibrant Court Jester's outfit. The title scrawled across the book in gold letters is "Harlequin Nights".
"Hi!" Cheers the girl with bunny ears, jumping up from her seat. "I'm Roxette! And that's Vim. She fell asleep reading. I think we set our booth up too far from the entrance because it takes people FOREVER to get this deep. But Vim said 'the deeper, the better' and then laughed to herself. Why do you think she laughed? I don't know. I'm just happy someone finally made it this far! Who doesn't love making a new friend? We can be bes-"
"I'm trying to sleep!" Vim rouses from her sleep, tossing her book on the table. "She'll ramble forever if you don't shut her up. Just pay your gold, platinum or make your blood sacrifice and you can experience your very own dungeon adventure." Her voice is less than enthused. "We're not responsible for lost or stolen property or limbs and in the event of death, we will not recover your corpse. After signing the Amethyst Run release, you officially agree to allow your corpse to rot here and officially become part of the dungeon's dank ambiance for the next adventuring party." She slides a form across the table.
Roxette giggles. "If you want to learn more about the dungeon, or critters, or us, there's an old computer around here somewhere..." Her voice trails off as she looks at a map stenciled in crayon that she clearly made herself.
Vim rolls her eyes. "Don't forget to visit the item shop. Make sure you have money, though. They don't accept blood sacrifices. Have a great adventure or whatever. Oh, and, uh, don't drink from the moat if you want to keep your face."
"I'm trying to sleep!" Vim rouses from her sleep, tossing her book on the table. "She'll ramble forever if you don't shut her up. Just pay your gold, platinum or make your blood sacrifice and you can experience your very own dungeon adventure." Her voice is less than enthused. "We're not responsible for lost or stolen property or limbs and in the event of death, we will not recover your corpse. After signing the Amethyst Run release, you officially agree to allow your corpse to rot here and officially become part of the dungeon's dank ambiance for the next adventuring party." She slides a form across the table.
Roxette giggles. "If you want to learn more about the dungeon, or critters, or us, there's an old computer around here somewhere..." Her voice trails off as she looks at a map stenciled in crayon that she clearly made herself.
Vim rolls her eyes. "Don't forget to visit the item shop. Make sure you have money, though. They don't accept blood sacrifices. Have a great adventure or whatever. Oh, and, uh, don't drink from the moat if you want to keep your face."
Also, please no posting in the dungeon~
ƸItems ShoppeƷ
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The blood calls to you...
The deepest Amethyst
Iridium Ingotcha!
ƸAmethyst RecordsƷ
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The records office for the Amethyst Run is a tricky place to find. The door to the records room is a simple cut wooden door with a brass knob etched with an enchantment that never lets the door appear in the same spot twice. Unless, of course, like, you really, really, really need it. Books, scrolls, ancient tablets, not so ancient tablets and more line the shelved walls of the records room. In the center of it all is a large oak desk with a single computer, not plugged into anything and clearly still running windows '98.
PEOPLE
PLACES
❯ Welcome Center
❯ Snek Slots (Sneks)
❯ Rat Beast Run (Rat Beasts)
❯ Slime Slip (Slimes)
❯ Furbold Fort (Furbolds)
❯ Crocodile Tear Crescent (Crocodile Tears)
❯ Dollop Drip (Dollops)
❯ Snret Sanctuary (Snrets)
❯ Oozer Strainer (Oozers)
❯ Diafollicle Dresser (Diafollicles)
❯ Wiglizard Wardrobe (Wiglizards)
❯ ɓuıssıɯ ʎɹʇuǝ (Beasties)
❯ Toadfish Tidepool (Toadfish)
❯ Ferocious Jelly Bear Forest (Ferocious Jelly Bear)
❯ ɓuıssıɯ ʎɹʇuǝ (Birdlings)
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❯ DungeonGotchi
THINGS
❯ Dungeon Mart Bestiary
PLACES
❯ Welcome Center
❯ Snek Slots (Sneks)
❯ Rat Beast Run (Rat Beasts)
❯ Slime Slip (Slimes)
❯ Furbold Fort (Furbolds)
❯ Crocodile Tear Crescent (Crocodile Tears)
❯ Dollop Drip (Dollops)
❯ Snret Sanctuary (Snrets)
❯ Oozer Strainer (Oozers)
❯ Diafollicle Dresser (Diafollicles)
❯ Wiglizard Wardrobe (Wiglizards)
❯ ɓuıssıɯ ʎɹʇuǝ (Beasties)
❯ Toadfish Tidepool (Toadfish)
❯ Ferocious Jelly Bear Forest (Ferocious Jelly Bear)
❯ ɓuıssıɯ ʎɹʇuǝ (Birdlings)
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❯ Easter DungeonGotchi 2020
❯ DungeonGotchi
THINGS
❯ Dungeon Mart Bestiary
