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[ JOB LISTING ] Greeter
[ DIFFICULTY LEVEL ] gaia_star
[ TASK ]
As a greeter in the store part of Horse, it is your job to greet members of the Herd as they enter, welcoming them to the end of the technological pilgrimage. It is your job to make sure they get their exclusive web store upgrade and if required, show them where the bathrooms are and validate their parking.
Anywhere else it's not an exclusive job, here at Horse though, it is a privilege!
Be nice to the humans customers, our reputation depends on it.
[ MECHANICS ]
Roll 1d6 twice, each roll is half the day.
You run into an extremely socially awkward customer who wants to get the signature of everyone in the showroom and have to carefully talk them out of it because people are busy.
A belligerent mother shows up demanding that you fix her hPhone which "isn't working properly", she has somehow set it to airplane mode. Either you help her fix it or you direct her to the stable.
You greet someone entering the shop and for whatever reason they think that your choice of greeting or tone is offensive and give you a lecture on "proper etiquette"
A celebrity visitor has arrived to the store and you are stuck herding their entourage and fans around for half a day
Someone on the way in drops a very sticky drink all over the floor and you are tasked with mopping it up like a janitor.
You run into Tyr in the shop either quote Baneful to chat to him or simply assume that he was very friendly and gave you a voucher for the store.
[ UPON COMPLETION ]
+1 Raffle Ticket (you can only claim a MAX of 3 per player this way!) +5 Currency
