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[ JOB LISTING ] Cafeteria Worker
[ DIFFICULTY LEVEL ] gaia_star
[ TASK ] To serve special lunches to guests that will ensure their diet remains On Course For Success
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The human staff has been taking a lot of injuries lately handling the dining periods, and extra help, even just for an hour a day, would help tremendously!
The cafeteria is white on white on white. It's pristine. Enya plays gently in the distance. The guests sit themselves down at their tables with their very white trays and very white, very empty plates and try to very patiently wait for a server to approach them. You are their server. You are their savior.
- Roll 2d6 and complete the 2 prompts
You give them a Cherry Coke Zero for their meal. They cry in gratitude as others look on in envy.
You give them 6 peas. Talk them through eating every single one mindfully. Mindfulness is very On Trend right now.
You give them a Twinkie. Their neighbor sees this, a fight breaks out.
You walk a guest through eating a feast made entirely with their imagination.
You give them a book to read, food for thought is important after all. They attack you.
The single vending machine which only stocks small, fifty dollars bags of dried seaweed has not been restocked yet for the day. A riot breaks out.
[ UPON COMPLETION ] (
+1 Raffle Ticket (you can only claim a MAX of 3 per player this way!) +5 Currency
