[ JOB LISTING ] Inventory Manager [ DIFFICULTY LEVEL ] gaia_stargaia_stargaia_star [ TASK ] Monitor and list all incoming and outgoing inventory.
"Okay, look," the manager seems very irritated. "We just had two trucks come in and drop off their goods. Our current help mixed the boxes up."
He hands you a clip-board. "I need you to check each box's invoice and decide where it goes. If the invoice says 'Cavalry' you just put an X here," he points to the bottom left corner of the paper, "and have those idiots stack it over there. Don't actually count Cavalry boxes in the total number of boxes on the form. If it says anything else on the box, I need you to open it and make sure the invoice matches. Fill out your report when you're done."
Roll 8 d4: These are the boxes, and there are 8 of them. For each box follow the instructions below and RP accordingly. --If you roll doubles, it means you have two of that particular box and need to follow it's instructions twice. Same with triples, etc.
This box says it holds one complete silver dinner set. Roll 1 d10 to see what's missing.
-----If you roll a: -------1. Everything is there. -------2. It is missing the gravy boat. -------3. Two spoons are no where to be found. -------4. One serving platter is listed, but not in the box. -------5. Three forks have magically disappeared. -------6. One spoon and on butter knife are missing. -------7. Everything is there. -------8. Two plates are missing. -------9. There are NO forks in this set. WHAT?! -------10. Everything is there, but the large serving platter has a huge gouge on it. Best make a note.
This box is supposed to hold on large grandfather clock. Best check for damages. Roll 1 d6. If even it's in perfect condition. If odd the glass on the front is broken. You had better make a note.
Three large tapestries from the year 1400. Roll 1 d4. If you roll a 1 or 2, one tapestry is missing. If you roll a 3, they all have water damage. If you roll a 4, everything looks good!
This box is labeled "Cavalry". No need to check the contents, simply RP ordering the part-timers to stack it in the corner.
When you are done checking all 8 boxes, fill out the form below and post it in your last post.
Ruth was looking forward to this job. It was something she relished. Getting to work with things that didn't directly involve people! And if anything was wrong or ******** up, well, she had carte blanche to blame the ******** dipshits who moved the boxes! It was a win and an easy job for the Death Hunter.
"When it rains, it pours," she muttered beneath her breath, signalling to the other Death Hunter that she was claiming these eight boxes.
Anepou had been eyeing the sixteen boxes, trying to select a set. When Ruth showed up, he turned his head so she wouldn't see him roll his eyes at her presence. He turned back in time to see her select a set of boxes. He shrugged, and calmly said "Fine." Before stalking over to examine the set he'd been assigned. He couldn't help but snort with laughter when he saw that no less then six of his boxes had been marked with Cavalry. He grinned, then turned to the Morons, as he had privately decided to call them. "You. Big, muscled, and brainless." He enjoyed the way they winced, because if there was one thing he hated, it was morons who couldn't ******** follow basic rules. "These six. Over there. NOW." He watched them jump, then get hauling, before turning back to the two boxes he had left. Hmmm, one Grandfather clock and one set of tapestries. Which next...?
Huni Pi
Anepou Division: Death Rank: Intermediate Trainee Arcana: Hermit (Group C) Weapon: Kamilah - El Naddaha Physical Form of Weapon: Staff with an Ankh at the end. The curved part of the Ankh is actually a blade. Totem Form: Ankh shaped Earring General Appearance: - Under the coat - About 6' - Neat Freak/Germaphobe - Fashion Fan/Creator - Loves Animals
Ruth didn't give Ane the satisfaction of her attention. She was pretty certain he didn't want it in the first place. And while she had used the earlier saying of raining and pouring, opening two of the three similar boxes yielded water-damaged tapestries.
She couldn't help but let out a bark of laughter before quickly covering her mouth to jot down her findings. "And one missing tapestry," she said simply, "They're better off as rags."
He decided to work on the Grandfather Clock next. He walked over, and pried the box open, thoughtfully. He'd never known anyone who owned a grandfather clock, they weren't anything HIS family would ever own certainly, and he had no worries therefore about any kind of emotional reaction to the damn thing. If it was some sort of Egyptian artifact, he might have reacted, and the last thing he wanted was Ruth having something to jab him with. He did, however, find himself irritated at the fact that the box proved to have a clock with broken glass in it. Dangerous and a waste. "Meh."
This task was going swimmingly in Ruth's opinion. She was getting things done, Ane was getting things done, and he wasn't paying her attention! She was enjoying herself immensely and would have very much liked for this to be the norm with all the other hunters.
The silverware were complete, all three boxes of them! The sole Cavalry labeled box had Ruth gesturing to the movers "Stack this one box, please," she requested with a sickeningly sweet smile.
He turned to the last box, the box of tapestries. He made the Big Lunkheads open it, and pull out each tapestry for him, because why should he do the dirty work? And dirty work it WAS. He was so ridiculously glad that he made the morons do it. "Oh DELIGHTFUL. Water damage on all three. Put them back in the crate, Brainless Wonders." He turned away and picked up his clipboard, and began to fill out the form.
He marked 6 Xs in the appropriate corner, and made a note to himself to tell his superiors about these 'cavalry' shipments, because they weren't suspicious, not at all, then began to work on the rest of the form.
Quote:
Inspector's Name: Anepou Sah Today's Date: 06/18/17 Number of Boxes: 2 Missing Goods: 0 Damaged Goods: 1 Grandfather Clock, 3 Water Damaged Tapestries
Your Signature: Anepou Sah
He then turned, and gave Ruth a beatific smile. "I'm all done, and ready to head back, what about you?"
Huni Pi
Huni Pi rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1Total: 1 (1-6)
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:28 pm
"Feel absolutely free to abandon me~ Just be sure that you don't use your alias, okay? Wouldn't do to let the Higher Ups one of this one-trick pony show know too much," Ruth said absently. She shouldn't care if someone made the mistake of using their real name instead of an alias for these jobs.
But the paperwork involved was quite a headache. And speaking of headache, this grandfather clock must have given someone one with its broken glass.
He grinned, and turned to go. "Well all right then. Toodles, sexy." He had a feeling it'd irritate the hell out of her, and he'd probably hear about it later, but after the comments she'd made in the past about his fine a**, well... He felt a little entitled to a bit of turn about. And he had time to escape, so he would be out of range once what he said had percolated through her paperwork distracted brain. He slipped out the door, quickly, pleased he'd done a good job, and was going to get paid... And might have tweaked HER tail for once. If not, well... He tried.
Huni Pi
He's not so good at snarkasm. But he tried.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:09 pm
If Anepou wrote his real name and was easily identified as a Hunter by the Horsemen as a result, well, Ruth can't say she didn't try to warn him~ When her turn came, she wrote down her fake identity in a neat, nearly-type font handwriting.
Ruth Browning
- Under the coat
