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 Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:28 am
[ JOB LISTING ] Janitor [ DIFFICULTY LEVEL ] gaia_star [ TASK ] It seems that people have been overly tactile with the human staff again, and both Merv and George have called in sick. Quote: The embassy is to be kept pristine at all times and no matter who is visiting, be they human, Halloween, or Horseman. Anyone of the Clans being caught idle and empty handed will undoubtedly be given a task dusting, polishing, scrubbing, and possibly exterminating. Pick two prompts!
You've been given a room or delicate antiques to dust. Roll 10d6, every 1 is something accidentally broken (it does not have to be your fault).
You come across a hallway that is absolutely covered in blood, mud, and colorful feathers. A human ambassador is visiting in 20 minutes. Roll 4d10 to determine how long it takes to clean.
There is a massive gelatinous cube in the bathroom. You're unsure if it's a resident of Halloween, a Famine experiment, or some massive form of poop. Tell a small story about what happens next.
There is, for some reason, a hive of bee...things in a vent. They're of an unfortunate design that drips acidic honey everywhere, ruining carpets and marble flooring alike. Tell a small story about what happens next.
 +1 Raffle Ticket (you can only claim a MAX of 3 per player this way!) +5 Currency
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Nuxaz rolled 10 6-sided dice:
2, 5, 3, 1, 6, 5, 5, 3, 5, 2
Total: 37 (10-60)
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:30 am
Quote: You've been given a room or delicate antiques to dust. Roll 10d6, every 1 is something accidentally broken (it does not have to be your fault).
Out of all the clothing he had to don for the jobs he took in the human world, the janitor's suit was the most comfortable. It was a full, one piece of clothing that he could slip into that still allowed mobility and didn't feel like it was going to choke him to death.
That was a wicked sweet bonus.
He had shown up to report for duty and the very first place they sent him for his cleaning job was a room full of antiques that looked really fragile. Immediately, his sometimes clumsy a** was nervous that he was going to knock something off it's stand and break it but...
Nah, it'd be totally fine.
He had this.
Whistling a tune, he whipped out his handy-dandy rag with one hand and began working his way across the pedestals and stands to rid any dust from the artifacts and where they rested. He was feeling pretty damn great until he got too enthusiastic in his general jaming that he caught a vase with his rag as he whipped it over his head and sent it shattering to the floor.
s**t.
Cleaning up the damage, he made sure to be extra careful as he went about the rest of the room.
He hoped they didn't dock his pay too much.
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Nuxaz rolled 4 10-sided dice:
2, 6, 3, 1
Total: 12 (4-40)
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:35 am
Quote: You come across a hallway that is absolutely covered in blood, mud, and colorful feathers. A human ambassador is visiting in 20 minutes. Roll 4d10 to determine how long it takes to clean.
Efreet was tugging his, freshly filled, mop bucket along the hallways in a relatively jovial mood when he found a hallway that was...well.
He hadn't seen something so utterly wrecked while he'd been doing his janitor thing. Checking his phone for a quick glance at the time, brows shot up in mild panic.
There'd been mention of a human ambassador arriving at 4 and it was 3:40! Putting on his determined face, Efreet cracked his knuckles and whipped his rag out of his pocket before snatching up the bottle of cleaner he toted around on the side of the mop bucket.
"Looks like this is a battle between you and I, mess." He said, eyes narrowed and gaze determined. "'Fraid there's only room for one of us to come out on top." With a goofy, almost feral grin, the war horseman went to work. There were spritzing sprays here, furious wipes there and somehow he produced a broom from a nearby closet and was a flurry of sweeping feathers and a wet mop following after.
When he was finished, his phone read 3:52. He had eight minutes to spare, huzzah!
"Looks I won this tussle," he said to the once messy hall before returning his cleaning supplies to the appropriate places and going on about the rest of his day.
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