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[PRP] LAR...Pony (Sherry, Mark)

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Grifferie

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Deus Sherry

PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:25 pm


Sherry was investigating. Slinking down quiet corridors, opening quiet doors. This compound was odd, and not seemingly organized in any real way. She was doing what she could to figure out their pattern, but things seemed a bit haphazard for her tastes. They did appear to at least lump living quarters in one building, but everything else was still a bit of a mystery.

The whole island was a mystery. It would be easy if they could just make someone tell them how things worked, but unfortunately that wasn't going to be possible. They had to be discreet.

So here she was, just trying all the door handles she could, taking peeks into rooms, mentally noting what was where.

Zoobey
PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:58 pm


"Hey Sherry," Mark watched as Sherry opened a few storage rooms, "there's like totally nothing in there now but we set them up as offices sometimes cuz it's funny. If you want an office though, you should probably ask your lead, and like, I dunno, show him some tits."

He ate some Doritos while debating on what scale of crazy her current antics were at.


Grifferie

Zoobey
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Grifferie

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Deus Sherry

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:58 pm


Sherry turned to look at the speaker. He didn't seem...concerned. Her disguise was holding, then?

"Offices?" She asked the question as normally as possible.

She took a few steps towards this strange human. Cautious steps. She'd kill him if she needed to. But as long as her disguise held...maybe she could question him.

"If...I want one? Who is my lead, and why would I show him birds?" She was very confused.

Zoobey
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:48 pm


"Labs," Mark scowled, mistaking Sherry's question for a correction. "Don't have to like, get all technical on me, Bilbo. And I said tits not great tits like you know," he gestured to his chest and made generously large circle motions with his hands.

A pause, and then a sigh. "Whatever, look if you're not doing anything, you can at least like help me with these. Your division wants them all databased anyway." The Death assistant passed about two dusty boxes worth of folders into Sherry's arms when he thought she wasn't paying attention, and coughed a bit as he picked up two more boxes from the storage room. "After we finish I'll show you that cool thing I like, told you about."


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Grifferie

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Deus Sherry

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:47 pm


Labs? As in laboratory? That could be useful. Sherry, Sen was her proper name, filed the information away for later. She didn't have time to think about it anyway. This strange human was now calling her odd names. Bilbo? Was that an insult? She raised one eyebrow in irritation as he then set about explaining what tits were. She looked down at her own chest in the borrowed shirt and then back at the human. Slang terms, it seemed.

Before she could inquire much further he was shoving things at her. "Excuse me," she said, taking the boxes on reflex. Ew. They were filthy. They stank. Wait no, that as him. Her nose wrinkled in disgust. He smelled of chemicals and...human.

She was in disguise, she shouldn't ruin her cover. They had an objective, and she couldn't endanger that. Play along, she told herself. Besides, it sounded like he was willing to barter. Help for showing her something. Maybe could barter for information. It would be less... obvious than torture. Discreet.

"What will you show me? Is it tits?" Show tits, get things -that was what he'd said before. Were they trading her help for tits? "If I show you tits will you do something for me?"

Zoobey
PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:53 pm


Mark nearly dropped his box. "What - no. I mean show them to your boss. I'm not like, your boss. I mean I'm your GM but that's like you know, IC stuff only."

He opened another box, coughed several times at the dust, and then closed it. "Oh yeah, did you put much thought into your rp proposal? I already put you in for a premade character, but you'll totally want to join the next meta, it's going to have like dragons and um we're planning this huge battle like massive battle, and it'll probably have like crazy weapons and cannons and stuff. The rest is like, spoilers."

A pause. "So about your tits, what are we looking at like now, is it like Mimsy or Caroline quality here?"


Grifferie

Zoobey
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Grifferie

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Deus Sherry

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:45 pm


"Oh, I see," she said. Show tits to your boss to get things. So it was more like a bribe, then? Why couldn't hard work and excelling be good enough for a boss? Actions and success were worth more than tits. Humans, ugh.

"Gee Em? Right, of course." She didn't know what that was. In fact, much of what he said next didn't make any sense to her. Arpee proposal? Premade character? Join the next meta? It was like he was speaking minipet to her. Panic was beginning to set in as she realized that he expected her to understand. She was going to foul this up and she couldn't afford to. "Dragons and battles. It sounds very exciting," she said, latching on to the words she did understand. "Crazy weapons? Cannons? Exciting indeed."

Wait a moment. Were they planning an attack? Battles and weapons? Dragons? Was meta a human slang for attack? She would not be surprised if they were planning an attack - they were little nuisances. She needed to find out more.

"My tits?" She blinked at him. Once again, he said things like he expected her to understand. She had no idea who or what a Mimsy or a Caroline were and she had no idea how humans judged the quality of such things. She could not answer this question. Panic was rising again; she needed to be the one controlling this conversation.

"Well," she said, dropping the boxes she held and making dust fly up, "I'm not entirely certain." She stepped in closer to the stinky man. "Perhaps you can tell me. I'm a poor judge of tits, but I'd like to know if they're good." Maybe she could use them to get information from her boss. As she reached down to pull up her shirt she continued, "I'd like to know more about this meta as well."

The smile on her face was there because she imagined how much fun it would be to stab him in the neck, but she hoped it passed for pleasant.

Zoobey
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