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 Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:45 pm
~~~~~~~~WELCOME TO LAND AND SKY CINX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's this thread about? Well let me tell you. ^_^
Ever wondered what the bloopers of Kingdom hearts could be involving our young, kawaii couple-Riku and Sora.
Things they shouldn't have said.....things they did but Square-Cinx edited it........well those things are here.
From everything edited, NOW, it's THIS Yaoi supporting company will show them to you simply 'cause you deserve it. ^_^
Have a blooper you'd like to share-be my guest. Share the bloopers, bloopers you wish happend......and HAVE A GOOD OLE' TIME , K?! heart heart heart heart heart heart heart
Every month, the winner for the best blooper (not including myself) will get a reward they may request from me. And then a vote will be given for the best ones, so....what are you waiting for. Share, share, share!! ^_^
Month Of May Winner= QueenOfMallets
Now added the official Thread Pic!!~~~~~Hope you all like!! ^__^
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:53 pm
Yay! Wing-chan, your the best!!! I don't have a blooper now...but wait and I'll dig one up just for ya'll! wink
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:56 pm
Me do the first one.
Scene 1: Paopu scene
We have a director in here......
Director: All right go!
Riku: Sora! Catch!
Sora: A paopu?
Riku: You wanted one, didn't you? If two people share one, their destinies will become intertwined no matter what. I know you wanna try it......
Sora: Huh? Wait a-
Riku: Try it with me......that is......
Sora: -in thought- Is this in the script?
" I-wel.......ummm...."
Riku: I'll take a bite, and now you take one..... wink heart
Sora: umm......okay....I guess....
Riku: What are you doing....? You take a bite like this- heart 3nodding wink
Riku hungrily slammed his mouth against Sora's, making out on scene.
Sora wasn't complaining though....it felt really nice to him. ^_^
Director: CUT!!!! Not again!!!! Riku could you please stop chaging the script to feel your needs!!??
Riku: Alright. But it's so hard not to..I mean people will suspect anyways. Just make it rated Teen and all will be fine........ 3nodding 3nodding
Director: Start all over everyone!!!
Riku: *sighs* No one evr listens to me....My ideas are wonderful.....WHAH!! crying gonk
Sora: I think your ideas are wonderful, Riku-chan!!
Riku: Say Sora....let's pratice this scene, alone, okay?! -smirks-
Sora: *giggles* Okay!!!
~~~~~~~5 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Helper: We can't open the closet Director.....
Director: -in thought- When HE said "we're gonna practice" why did i believe him?
~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well what did you think? ^_^ It's a cute thing really.......
Now yours all turns!!! heart heart heart heart
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:45 pm
Warning: MAY SUCK. (I'm brain-dead right now.)
Riku: Sora! Catch!
Sora: A Papu?
Riku: ...It's 'paopu', Sora.
Sora: Poo-poo?
Riku: 'PAOPU.'
Sora: Poupu?
Riku: ....*headdesk* I'm taking five.
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:17 pm
*right after Riku tosses Sora the paopu*
Riku: You wanted one, didn't you? If two people share one, their destinies will become intertwined no matter what. I know you wanna try it...
Sora: Huh? Wait a--*trips and falls on Riku*
Riku(thinking): Wow, I wasn't expecting this reaction! O_o Oh well. *proceeds to make out with confused Sora*
Females on film set: heart heart
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:29 am
Beginning Race Scene
Riku: And you're just as lazy as he is.
Kairi: Hee Hee, so you noticed...ok! We'll finish it together! I'll race you!
Sora: Huh?
Riku: What are you kidding?
Kairi: Ready GO!
*Riku and Sora jump at the same time but wind up kicking each other in the feet. In result they fall ontop of each other in a...awkward position, hee hee...*
Director: Gaaah! What happened?!
Riku: I dunno...but Sora's on top, and that's just not right.
Sora: But you're always on top!!
Director: NO!!! BAD!! NO YAOI!! BAD!! NO PIZZA FOR YOU!!
Riku/Sora: gonk But we want pizza!!
Kairi: *too busy trying to clean the blood out of her nose* redface
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:48 am
XD I love this thread...<3
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:14 pm
Kairi: Sora... *whooshes towards him*
Sora: *screams and runs away*
Director: CUT! For the fifth time, Sora, she's SUPPOSED to fly into you! That's part of the plot!
Sora: But I don't want that thing inside me! gonk
Riku: *offstage, mumbles under breath* I know what he wants inside him.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:49 pm
- You Lazy Bum! -
Scene: The screen is black. The sound of waves and birds are in the background.
Sora: *eyes flutter open, and he sees the sky. Sits up and looks at the ocean. Yawns, than lays back down.*
Kairi: *looming over him*
Sora: "WHOA!" *jumps up in surprise*
Kairi: *was just a little too close to him*
Sora + Kairi: *heads bash together*
Sora + Kairi: *(@!^#%_!^!@(!!!!!!!!
- off stage -
Riku: HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Director: CUT! CUT!!! NO CURSING ALOUD IN THIS GAME!!!
Cid: *censored* game ratings! They're ruining my *cencored* image!
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:52 pm
- You Lazy Bum! (Take 2!) -
Sora: Give me a break, Kairi.
Kairi: Sora, you lazy bum. I knew that I'd find you snoozing down here.
Sora: No, this huge black thing swallowed me up!
I couldn't breathe, I couldn't--
Ow!
Kairi: Are you still dreaming?
Sora: (in a sarcastic tone) ...If by dreaming you mean nightmare, than yes, I would say I'm still dreaming.
Kairi: *SLAP*
Sora: OW!!!
- offstage -
Riku: YOU *(^@)(#!!! I'LL !(*#$^+Q KILL YOU!!!! *runs onstage carring a cleaver*
DIRECTOR: AHH!!! SECURITY!!! STOP HIM!!! CUT, CUT!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:55 pm
- What Was Your Hometown Like? -
Sora: Say, Kairi, what was your hometown like? You know, where you grew up.
Kairi: I've told you before, I don't remember.
Sora: Nothing at all?
Kairi: Nothing.
Sora: Not even the quarentine signs?
Kairi: ...What?
- offstage -
Riku: *laughing*
Director: Wait... what?
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:57 pm
- What Was Your Hometown Like? (Take 2!) -
Sora: Say, Kairi, what was your hometown like? You know, where you grew up.
Kairi: I've told you before, I don't remember.
Sora: Nothing at all?
Kairi: Nothing.
Sora: You ever want to go back?
Kairi: Well, I'm happy here.
Sora: ...Damn.
- offstage -
Director: *twitchy eye*
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:00 pm
- So, Kairi's Home is out there Somewhere, Right? -
Sora: So, Kairi's home is out there somewhere, right?
Riku: Could be. We'll never know by staying here.
Sora: But how far could a raft take us?
Riku: ...Us? It's HER home, isn't it?
Sora: Huh?
- offstage -
Director: Agh...
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:10 pm
So, Kairi's Home is out there Somewhere, Right? (Take 2!) -
Sora: So, Kairi's home is out there somewhere, right?
Riku: Could be. We'll never know by staying here.
Sora: But how far could a raft take us?
Riku: Who knows? If we have to, we'll think of something else.
Kairi: So, suppose you get to another world. What would you do there?
Riku: Hmm. Well, I haven't really thought about it. It's just... I've always wondered why we're here on this island. If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one? And suppose there are other worlds... Then ours is just a little piece of something much greater. So we could have just as easily ended up somewhere else, right?
Sora: I don't know.
Riku: Exactly. That's why we need to go out there and find out. Just sitting here won't change a thing. It's the same old stuff. So let's go.
Kairi: You've been thinking a lot lately, haven't you?
Riku: Thanks to you. If you hadn't come here, I probably would've never thought of any of this. Kairi, thanks.
Kairi: You're welcome.
Riku: No, I mean I really wouldn't have thought of this. Ever.
Kairi: Umm... okay...
Riku: Leaving my home, my family, everything I knew and carred about... Yep, it occured to me right when I first saw you.
Kairi: ... uh...
Riku: Oh! Except Sora! Sora's comming too.
Sora: Ehehehe.
- offstage -
Leon and Cloud: *laugs*
Yuffie: What? What? I don't get it!
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:15 pm
- You Wanted One, Didn't You? -
Sora + Riku: *walking to the beach, on the bridge*
Riku: Sora.
*camra pans to Sora, and Riku tosses Sora something*
Riku: You wanted one, didn't you?
Sora: *looks down at what Riku tossed to him* A Paopu fruit?
Riku: If two people share one, their destinies become intertwined. They'll remain a part of each other's lives, no matter what. C'mon, I know you want to try it.
Sora: What are you thinking--
Riku: *laughs and runs past Sora*
Sora: *grabs Riku's arm and stops him*
Riku: Huh?
Sora: *grins evily*
Riku: *is taken aback*
Sora: *takes a big bite out of the paopu fruit. Moans orgasmically and licks the juice off his lips.*
Riku: *STARES*
Sora: *looks seductivly at Riku, pulls him towards him and--*
- offstage -
Director: DEAR GOD!!! CUT!!! CUT NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! *massive nosebleed*
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