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razz Joey Styles: "It is time for our Main Event of the evening!e"
Corey Graves: "The Extraordinary Englishman, Cartwright, is up against another mystery opponent! Following the surprise of The Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle, I have no idea how BSW General Manager Salem Croft will be able to top that!"
Joey: "He did it once, let's see if he can do it again! It appears to be a winning formula to place Cartwright in the Main Event against mystery opposition, for we have sold-out again for this second BSW event, Excessive Force, despite the news that Cartwright CRIPPLED Kurt Angle!"
Corey: "Crippling an American Hero is gonna get you some heat in this country! Maybe Cartwright will be up against another wrestling legend tonight! CM Punk?! Rey Mysterio?! The Broken Hardy's?! Alberto Del Rio?! Ryback?! JACK SWAGGER?! "
Cigaro by System Of A Down hits the arena, causing the fans to jeer loudly as Cartwright makes his grand entrance. He is wearing an ENGLISH Flag (not Union Jack) inspired jacket, wrestling tights and boots. Cartwright swaggers towards the ring with a smile on his face, laughing at the ugly fans he saunters past.
♫My c**k is much bigger than yours,
My c**k can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR♫
Callie Craze: "Introducing first! From London, ENGLAND! Weighting-in at 225 lbs, he is The Extraordinary Englishman, CAAAARTWRIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright slides into the ring under the bottom rope and poses for the fans in the center of the ring. He then turns to the arena entrance, waiting to discover who his mystery Main Event level opponent is..
Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"
Joey Styles: "This arena is deafening! Everyone is on their feet, excited to see the huge name that Salem has booked Cartwright against! They want to see Cartwright get his arse kicked for what he did to Kurt Angle!"
Corey Graves: "Cartwright was just too much for Angle and these people need to accept Cartwright as their NEW American Hero!"
Joey Styles: "He isn't even American!"
Corey Graves: "With the way this country is going, that is exactly the reason why he should be! We need a positive influence from outside our Trump-induced protectionism!"
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