“And so, a man destined for continuous, undisputed, greatness stands at the door to one of the largest events in history. At last, the X-cup is upon us!” Cyrus appeared standing in front of the arena housing this year’s Pro-Wrestling X-Cup! “I will dominate the competition and-“
“Cyrus, do we really have to do this outside in the parking lot? It’s really cold out!” Cyrus’ Pizza delivering comrade suddenly pipped up, interrupting the Pure.
“God dammit Joe, I lost my concentration! I was trying to be epic!” Cyrus tilted his head back for a moment, trying to gather his thoughts. “Nope, I lost it. ******** it! I quit! I’m going home! No entertainment tonight for the X-cup! Shut it down my cheesy amigo!”
“But, uh- Cy, you got a Ring of Fire match tonight.”
The Lion clapped his hands together. “Oh-ho really now? That actually sounds like fun! Who’s the poor b*****d who gets extra crispy tonight?”
“I think his name is Akira.”
“Who the hell is that a*****e?”
“I think that’s Harli’s kid.”
“We’re going to need extra Barbeque Sauce for this one this kid is getting roasted!”
“Oh, are you gonna do the thing?”
“You don’t mean..?”
“I do!”
“Of course I am!” Cyrus spun around to face the arena and brandished both middle fingers to the building before shouting. “******** the X-Cup!”
“Cyrus, do we really have to do this outside in the parking lot? It’s really cold out!” Cyrus’ Pizza delivering comrade suddenly pipped up, interrupting the Pure.
“God dammit Joe, I lost my concentration! I was trying to be epic!” Cyrus tilted his head back for a moment, trying to gather his thoughts. “Nope, I lost it. ******** it! I quit! I’m going home! No entertainment tonight for the X-cup! Shut it down my cheesy amigo!”
“But, uh- Cy, you got a Ring of Fire match tonight.”
The Lion clapped his hands together. “Oh-ho really now? That actually sounds like fun! Who’s the poor b*****d who gets extra crispy tonight?”
“I think his name is Akira.”
“Who the hell is that a*****e?”
“I think that’s Harli’s kid.”
“We’re going to need extra Barbeque Sauce for this one this kid is getting roasted!”
“Oh, are you gonna do the thing?”
“You don’t mean..?”
“I do!”
“Of course I am!” Cyrus spun around to face the arena and brandished both middle fingers to the building before shouting. “******** the X-Cup!”
